Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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What I love about this is the first tweet. Rick really thinks he's not passively letting fascism destroy America (assume for the sake of argument this is occurring) because he posts "enjoy prison" three hundred times a day to Twitter and sometimes shits out some other incoherent nonsense onto social media.
 
What I love about this is the first tweet. Rick really thinks he's not passively letting fascism destroy America (assume for the sake of argument this is occurring) because he posts "enjoy prison" three hundred times a day to Twitter and sometimes shits out some other incoherent nonsense onto social media.
Imagine the mental anguish fatso endures when someone says “whatevs” to him on twitter, let alone “who cares?” Or “shut up faggot”.

He believes he is causing that much damage or more to his trolls and detractors each time he posts an enjoy prison. He’s that stupid.
 
Pat is not having fun on Twitter:
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Of course he fat fingered again:
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I don't know about the crypto wallet angle, if there are real proofs there, I'll withdraw this post but until then you can sit tight and enjoy 3rd place in the next LOTY awards, stalker children.
IIRC, someone tried to set up a Gemini wallet pretending to be Fat, and discovered there already was an account linked to Fat's contact info. In order to do anything useful with Gemini, you have to enable 2 factor authentication and provide them with your I.D. and a live camera picture of yourself.

Patrick also Xeeted something where he basically admitted he had a Gemini account despite usually dunking on crypto (of course). There might be more out there, but this the strongest evidence that Pat has self-swatted at least a few times.
 
"He's the smartest person in every room and knows better than any expert or professional"

Lol does he not realize the irony of that statement?
If he had a quarter ounce of self awareness about things he said just in the past week alone, he’d kill himself lol. He genuinely believes he’s smarter than experts and professionals so it’s different for him, child.
 
I think it's much simpler. BMJ is Wendy's. He's lolcow fast food. Cheap and easy to get into, but ultimately without much value.
This so true. I check in on Bossman occasionally for a cheap laugh. There's something that amuses me greatly about a crackhead that has Jewish rapping going on in the background while staring intently at a screen, only to throw and break something a few seconds later. All while in living in a dumpy squalid environment. He's basically like Maury Povich: every incident is barely distinguishable from another, you rarely miss anything whether you watch or not, and it makes good background noise.
 
Been away for a few days and now I am at least 600 pages behind on the Balldoverse collapse thread. I'm a big Pat fan but will grudgingly admit that Train Wreck has got a large lead at the moment and is currently the clear favorite for the Julaaaay's.
Some pics the Pests found of Pat from back in the day. Always fascinating to see the transformation into Man Of Pig:
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This is just such a fascinating photo. If it is actually from 2003, then it would be I think the earliest known photo of Pat as an adult.
He appears to have a model of a Lotus 99T formula one car, known primarily as being a car driven by Ayrton Senna, so he appears to actually be somewhat knowledgeable about motor racing.

This photo stands as a stark warning to every young adult. The disgusting blob of bulbous purple gristle, fat and bile that we now know and love as the Man of Pig was once a slim and moderately handsome man. Time waits for no man.
 
If he had a quarter ounce of self awareness about things he said just in the past week alone, he’d kill himself lol. He genuinely believes he’s smarter than experts and professionals so it’s different for him, child.

The thing about Wisconsin, even to include such enlightened bastions as Madison and Milwaukee, is that all of its native inhabitants are pretty fucking retarded.

To outsiders who find themselves living in WI, it can be very easy to start feeling like the big fish in a small pond. (This is a trap, by the way: one must not develop a smug self-satisfaction over the circumstance, or one will find himself just as retarded as all those around him.) For some reason, Pat seems to view himself this way, even though he's clearly born-and-raised and will never escape. Dude fancies himself as New York petit-bourgeoisie, when the only exposure he's ever had to NY is guzzling cum on the D train.
 
If Fatrick gets caught out regarding the swats but only winds up doing 30 days and then a massive fine, that would be the best.

Ultimately if that happens, the pests would hammer his twitter with various takes on prison enjoying, characters claiming to be his former cell mates and bumsex references, paying the state, and all sorts of things they will come up with.

And knowing him, he will argue and correct the record over and over again. His ego won’t allow him to let it go.

With only 30 days Patrick would only enjoy jail and not prison. Spending time sleeping in a boat would be part of his Technically Tomlinson 'I did not spend time in prison' response.

A reference to the boat in MKE jail.

Patrick the seafaring man who goes on and on about ruffians.
 
With only 30 days Patrick would only enjoy jail and not prison. Spending time sleeping in a boat would be part of his Technically Tomlinson 'I did not spend time in prison' response.

A reference to the boat in MKE jail.

Patrick the seafaring man who goes on and on about ruffians.
He'd be more popular than a knothole in the bulkhead!
 
With only 30 days Patrick would only enjoy jail and not prison. Spending time sleeping in a boat would be part of his Technically Tomlinson 'I did not spend time in prison' response.

A reference to the boat in MKE jail.

Patrick the seafaring man who goes on and on about ruffians.

Fine, whatever the minimum sentence that he would have to spend the time in an actual prison, that is what he should get.

The point is it needs to be long enough that he is in prison, but short enough that he doesn’t get forgotten about and thinks that he can pretend it was a hiatus for a writing retreat or some other such cope.

I think even he would give up if he went away for five years, and in five years the pests will have either found other second better targets, disbanded and dispersed or enjoying prison for unrelated reasons.
 
Fine, whatever the minimum sentence that he would have to spend the time in an actual prison, that is what he should get.

One year and one day. That's why you see judges hand that out.

Him having to pay for the expenses to the state if a pay to swat and sue plan is found to be true would be awesome. Imagine his cope and seethe with the court ordered job and the state taking a percentage just like it would have with child support.
 
One year and one day. That's why you see judges hand that out.

Him having to pay for the expenses to the state if a pay to swat and sue plan is found to be true would be awesome. Imagine his cope and seethe with the court ordered job and the state taking a percentage just like it would have with child support.

Could he get a year and a day and serve six months?

We all know he talks a big game, but once inside with some actual tough guys he will clam up and not say boo to a goose.
Conceivably could he get a reduction with good behavior?
 
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