Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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Why is Nicholas Rekieta offline?

  • He's spending time with his family, NERDS.

    Votes: 73 10.8%
  • He pissed hot and he's in trouble!

    Votes: 95 14.1%
  • Yet another "family incident" happened.

    Votes: 209 31.1%
  • His lawyer ordered him to shut up.

    Votes: 175 26.0%
  • He's busy procuring the 5k LOCALS gift.

    Votes: 70 10.4%
  • He's dead.

    Votes: 51 7.6%

  • Total voters
    673
The last line of this just kills me. But apparently there is no trauma for these kids being ousted from a house in a police raid due to your drugged out parents.

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This is depressing beyond measure. I hope Nick or Kayla's family gets custody of them all at this point. Put the parents in a woodchipper, I don't care anymore how or why it got to that point.
Theory: Nicks fame online made him feel more obligated to be the man he presented himself as, and he genuinely made an effort, but he realized he couldn't hack it, used drugs to cope, and spiralled from there. A truly tragic tale of a man who couldn't live up to the expectations he thrust upon himself, and couldn't cope with his internet fame.

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Counter-theory: Online fame made Nick feel even less obligated to be the man he presented himself as, because rich successful entertainers are drugged out womanizers like Dick which is much more fun (in the eyes of an arrested development retard) than being a father to your children.
 
Theory: Nicks fame online made him feel more obligated to be the man he presented himself as, and he genuinely made an effort, but he realized he couldn't hack it, used drugs to cope, and spiralled from there. A truly tragic tale of a man who couldn't live up to the expectations he thrust upon himself, and couldn't cope with his internet fame.

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This might line up with Kayla saying that every time she fell apart, Nick held it together and acted like a Super Dad before all this. But he resented it. And if Kayla said she wanted to open the marriage and didn't want to even try anymore, Nick basically lost his identity as someone who would be rewarded for being the man of the house, and he just decided to blow it all up, the same way Kayla blew herself up trying to become what he wanted. Don't know if I fully buy into this version of events, but I do think Nick probably pulled more weight than he WANTED to, even though he is just as lazy/unstable as Kayla.
 
Maybe he's the coke dealer? Just a thought, it seems plausible to me.
No offense, but this right here is an example of something that Dick Masterson will screencap to laugh at on Twitter.

And for good reason.

Why in the fuck would Nick have Dick FedEx/UPS/USPS him coke from CA to MN? Why take that chance? That's dumb.

I know most of the thread hates Aaron (and with a lot of justification), but you have to admit that Aaron's story that Nick is driving to the cities to buy the shit there makes a hell of a lot more sense than mail-ordering from Daxipad. It fact, that should be the assumption sans Aaron's claim. People knew something was up when Nick started talking about late night drives to cities and having to cancel shows.

The last line of this just kills me. But apparently there is no trauma for these kids being ousted from a house in a police raid due to your drugged out parents.

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Holy shit, you're right!

"I advised her to walk out with me to her mom, which she agreed to do. She held my hand as we walked outside."

💔

So he’s some faggoty ass pot-head who lives with his Dad, thirsts for wine aunts, and ballwashes for Nick?
Basically, yeah. I didn't find him terribly interesting. That's just my opinion though.

Appreciate it, Captain.
My pleasure.
 
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Maybe he's the coke dealer? Just a thought, it seems plausible to me.

Just a tin foil hat moment though 👀 🤔
As Dick lives in LA that wouldn't be practical.
I would say Dick got Nick started at one of their hangouts. The current speculation is that Nick's Twin City Trips is where he got the goods.
 
So Nick's church is basically the most Swedish church you can imagine (simply being Lutheran wasn't Swedish enough apparently).
In the mid-1800s people began immigrating to the United States from Sweden where some had experienced intense spiritual renewal. Seeking vital faith and church reform, they called themselves Mission Friends, and they focused less on the doctrinal arguments of the day and more on personal faith in Christ and Scripture as the center of their life together. They gathered in small groups to read the Bible, sing songs, and encourage one another in faith.

The Covenant was founded by some of these adventurous Swedish immigrants in 1885 and has become one of North America’s most diverse racial and ethnic denominations.
 
Why is it every time he seems to discuss his children to someone it's to say how anxiety-riddled they make his life? He's just soooooooo busy all the time. it's so stressful. Boohoo dude. Many of us have know people with shit jobs raising just as many kids as you do and who weren't graced with a silver spoon up your ass due to granddaddy's money.

If his drinking habits and general behavior didn't cause some sort of rift with his children before now, having public documents where your dad is recovering from a coke bender talking about how stressful you make his life certainly won't help. It's like he's trying to make his life needlessly difficult
This is so hilarious when Nick is on record saying he takes 3 hour showers regularly.
 
This might line up with Kayla saying that every time she fell apart, Nick held it together and acted like a Super Dad before all this. But he resented it. And if Kayla said she wanted to open the marriage and didn't want to even try anymore, Nick basically lost his identity as someone who would be rewarded for being the man of the house, and he just decided to blow it all up, the same way Kayla blew herself up trying to become what he wanted. Don't know if I fully buy into this version of events, but I do think Nick probably pulled more weight than he WANTED to, even though he is just as lazy/unstable as Kayla.
In real life, people aren't that complicated. Most likely, he was a casual drinker and very occasional user of recreational drugs for most of his adult life, but alcohol and cocaine cost money, so he had a natural limiting factor. When he became successful and had much more expendable income, his bad habits spiraled out of control because he couldn't limit himself.
 
For those asking for the bodycam footage, this are the serial numbers of the bodycams.

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BODY CAM VIDEO- 3330, 3338, 3341, 3310, 3353, 3312, 3336, 3302, 3313

And remember to ask for the interrogation of Rekieta in the Kandiyohi County Law Enforcement Center, in where he talked about being so stressed about his kids activities, I want to see how the policeman rolls with that.
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Aaron claimed on his show last night that at one point one of the Rekieta children messaged them while they weren't at the Rekietas saying that their parents were fighting and it was very loud.

He said that they called Nick and/or Kayla to try and calm them down.

He says that afterwards they sent one of the daughters a message on Facebook Messenger telling her to stay in her room.
Good find fren. That's absolutely horrifying.

Also I'm just going to leave this here ....

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One source reported to the police that they think Nick's show is losing subscribers, possibly resulting in financial issues.

How embarrassing !

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Lastly as relayed by @Peaches the Wonder Cat , via the lolcow LLP thread, Kayla's sister Jaymelee wanted to remain anonymous. Hmmm....

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And while the kids were standing outside while the house was being raided, one of Nick and Kayla's children asked the police for clean clothes.

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Jesus imagine being a little kid and asking the cops who broke down your door if you can get some clean clothes.
 
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Goddamnit, I just can’t wait to see the body cam footage.

Nick’s little shitfit as he throws the warrant on the ground?

The only thing I’m looking forward to almost nearly as much, is the sex tape with April getting balldo’d!

Why is it every time he seems to discuss his children to someone it's to say how anxiety-riddled they make his life? He's just soooooooo busy all the time. it's so stressful. Boohoo dude. Many of us have know people with shit jobs raising just as many kids as you do and who weren't graced with a silver spoon up your ass due to granddaddy's money.

And don’t think the kids don’t notice.

Instead of hearing about how proud he is of them, it’s always about how stressed he is and how much time he needs to spend driving them around.

They hear these things. If not when he moans on the radio or to cops, it’s whenever he complains to everyone else in his life.
 
For those asking for the bodycam footage, this are the serial numbers of the bodycams.

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BODY CAM VIDEO- 3330, 3338, 3341, 3310, 3353, 3312, 3336, 3302, 3313

And remember to ask for the interrogation of Rekieta in the Kandiyohi County Law Enforcement Center, in where he talked about being so stressed about his kids activities, I want to see how the policeman rolls with that.
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So, uh, Rackets. Since you and Dax are reading these…

Is this still a conspiracy? Just a bunch of made up fan-fiction by the Faggot Farms? Because the cops too watched your streams. Might want to work out that plea deal, buddy.
 
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