byron
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- Feb 7, 2024
This is J.W. Ransom, who is supposedly 19 years old even though he looks about 33. He has a kid, of course.
Can you imagine being in High School with this dude?? Anyway, he can't swim. The reason he can't swim is probably like, white supremacy or institutional systemic something or other. Who cares.
What's amazing is that, even though he can't swim, he accepted a challenge to swim across a lake. His friends promised to make a car payment for him if he succeeded (spoiler: they would not, in fact, have paid him anything).
And so, he swims out into the lake, remembers that he has no fucking clue how to swim, and drowns in full view of his friends ...who were wise not to try and rescue him, as he would have drown them as well.
There are a lot of interesting cultural insights in the video. For one thing, you wont be able to understand more than half of what is said ...but you'll note that short phrases are continuously repeated. Over and over again, someone will say something (not sure what), then just repeat it five or six times.
There's also the hilarious begging for views. "share dis man" - but the person begging isn't actually monitizing the video so, what's the point?