Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 17.7%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 94 26.5%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 57 16.1%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 137 38.6%

  • Total voters
    355
One of the big issues with doing that is that while Nick lives in a very blue state, the rural area he lives in is very conservative, pro-gun and voted heavily for Trump. Trump won the county 61% to 36% in 2020.

Going in front of a jury in a place like that claiming that a guy caught with 28g of coke is a hero and that the local police are the bad guys is not going to work very well. He would do better with that defense if he could get the trial moved to the Minneapolis/St. Paul area with a more liberal and drug-friendly jury pool. But even there I don't think it would work.

I really think that if Nick forces a trial on these charges that he is going to end up both losing and paying a high price for doing it.
Nick and Barnes want him to be a small everyday Trump. Problem is, he's actually a Hunter Biden.
 
reposting the leaked dms from yesterdays sperg out from nicky
thx to @IcyHotSonichu

What I find interesting about this is he said his dad was there the other day. If that is the case, I have to thnk Bob Rekieta (and maybe Celeste Rekieta as well, but she isn't mentioned, so) is as big a POS as his son if he saw the conditions in that house and then fucking left. Maybe he didnt stay there, but if he was driving the kids around, I doubt it.
 
You know he 100% wanted to fuck her. Props to her for getting the fuck out. Sad that the kids lost what was more than likely a major stabilizing element in their lives.
 
What I find interesting about this is he said his dad was there the other day. If that is the case, I have to thnk Bob Rekieta (and maybe Celeste Rekieta as well, but she isn't mentioned, so) is as big a POS as his son if he saw the conditions in that house and then fucking left. Maybe he didnt stay there, but if he was driving the kids around, I doubt it.

Wonder what they did with April?!

Just shove her in a closet with a few grand and a straw?
 
What I find interesting about this is he said his dad was there the other day. If that is the case, I have to thnk Bob Rekieta (and maybe Celeste Rekieta as well, but she isn't mentioned, so) is as big a POS as his son if he saw the conditions in that house and then fucking left. Maybe he didnt stay there, but if he was driving the kids around, I doubt it.
Maybe the rackets hired cleaners the day before. Anything is possible.

Did he ever say why he never replaced the nanny? It's a bit baffling to me, unless the answer is literally that he didn't want someone else there with them seeing the degeneracy that scared the last nanny off.
 
found a pretty good quote skimming through old clips
This is quite telling. Balldos whining about the Church here I'm willing to bet is just after one of the times he was confronted about his fucking degeneracy and how it was impacting his kids.
Of course Lord Balldo, unable to admit any wrong, was offended "so what if I starve my kids, I'm not doing it at Church, they're not your kids, why do you care?"

He's such a piece of shit.
 
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What I find interesting about this is he said his dad was there the other day. If that is the case, I have to thnk Bob Rekieta (and maybe Celeste Rekieta as well, but she isn't mentioned, so) is as big a POS as his son if he saw the conditions in that house and then fucking left. Maybe he didnt stay there, but if he was driving the kids around, I doubt it.
There’s a good number of things that don’t exactly add up. It’s weird to me that Nick’s dad was there and saw the state of the house and didnt say anything or didn’t hear from the kids they were hungry. Same with Kayla's parents. Idk how he explains away the kid saying they wore the same clothes for multiple days and smelling on police bodycam or the cocaine they found at his house. Plus his multiple streams where he’s extremely fucked up.
 
Maybe the rackets hired cleaners the day before. Anything is possible.

Did he ever say why he never replaced the nanny? It's a bit baffling to me, unless the answer is literally that he didn't want someone else there with them seeing the degeneracy that scared the last nanny off.

Probably 50% living in a rural county where everyone knows each other and word had gotten around.

And 50% junkie spider sense telling them not to expose this shit to more people.

Income may also have had something to do with it. Nick has been earning 100-200$ per stream for a long time now. There’s a good chance the money were tight(er!)

Part of the problem is of course that Nick’s financial situation always has been a bit obscure. We KNOW There is a trustfund. We don’t know how it’s set up, or even if there are monthly payouts. We KNOW he made a shit ton of money on Depp & Rittenhouse, but not whether he burned through it all.
 
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Maybe the rackets hired cleaners the day before. Anything is possible.

Did he ever say why he never replaced the nanny? It's a bit baffling to me, unless the answer is literally that he didn't want someone else there with them seeing the degeneracy that scared the last nanny off.
Clearly he was just fucked up on cocaine and ketamine that he never even considered it. Probably forgot he even had kids in the house until one of the lil bastards had the utter gall to ask for a second portion of Spagetti-O's
 
The almost ritualistic drinking on stream was most likely an aggravating factor as well. Most people (most likely including the pre-stream Nick) could handle the occasional tumbler, but Nick made the drinking into an explicit schtick of his streams and even based a significant part of his income on it with the toasts and whatnot, coupled with his streaming schedule it meant he'd be getting blitzed on the regular AND he managed to hinge his family's well-being on it. Eventually it becomes a compulsory ritual of being buzzed when you stream because "that's just how it works" for you and the tolerances mean you have to be drinking more and faster to get into the "streaming groove" and once you've reached that point, good luck buddy.
Late but a smart streamer would have filled an empty whiskey bottle with Apple Juice and drank that for the majority of the stream, having a real whiskey every fourth or fifth drink to get suitably buzzed to fool the audience. It's really not that hard. He didn't have to drink that much.
 
Nick just needs to explain to the meddling prudes of the church congregation that he was preemptively thinning out his kids to be skinny legends like himself and 90s-heroine-chic (NOT ANOREXIC LOOKING, YOU JEALOUS BITCHES) Lady Rackets.

He didn’t want them turning out to be a lot of big, lumpy, fat fucks like most of the holy flock he resented sitting amongst every Sunday.

Once that was cleared up, it would make perfect sense!
 
Go ahead Nick, take on the Judge and Jury and tell them all about it nigga.
He needs to fire up a stream and let us all know how the judge is a dumb bitch, cops are out to get him because he’s a success lawyer and YouTuber, and his church is full of prudish cunts!

Lay them all low before Nick Rekieta who knows best! Do it Balldoman!
 
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