It's fun to get him in a "I'M REALLY A GIRL" loop. You can just tell he's seething and malding and his fried HRT male brain can't comprehend that aggressively text-screeching for long enough isn't gonna convince us he's a lady like it does in spaces where people are afraid he'll rape them or make them lose their careers.
More likely he's used to Reddit or SA style forums where the moderation team is shoulder-to-shoulder populated by like-minded troons, and users can get banned for refusing to call Colton by his preferred name and pronouns.
You randos doxxed me first and yeah I called the popo and they showed up n dont care which is typical
lmao you really did critically fail this PA request if the cops are coming to *your* house, brother.
I pride myself in that like any mlp fan
Ugh it's gonna be nasty surprises all the way down with this guy, innit? First the obvious jealousy over Joseph's GF, then the MTF stuff, now MLP? What's next, fart porn? That fursuit of bat in pastel rainbow colors? What horrors await us in the depths of Colton's amhole?
You should watch your back at everfree you fat fuck
Very ladylike. And now you doxed him on 4chan, so I'm going to guess they are making fun of you over there as well.
Your precious god or shall we call him “sky daddy” won’t be very pleased at you for targeting me
God won't be pleased at *Joseph* for targeting *you*?
Y'know the French have a saying... "mind your own onions", which here means you should be more concerned about what God thinks about you, than what he thinks about the friend you keep trying to kneecap.
Says the guy with a religious belief he's a woman (somehow.)
This is just sad now. I feel sad for Joe, reading this.
i am not reading 29 pages of pure autism what is the slapfight about? Explain like i am boomer.
The basic play-by-play:
1.
@JustaBatto95 posts a long post in the Deathfat Encounters thread with photos about this person Joseph, about how fat they are, how he thinks we should all point n laugh, how this Joseph guy has a girlfriend, and that Joseph stopped being friends with him after Colton (Batto's real name) drove Joseph's car through a puddle really fast on a rainy day just to douse some Mexican walking on the sidewalk, which is a dick move. Colton sounds super jealous and angry that his erstwhile friend doesn't want to hang out/let him use his car anymore, and seems jealous of Joseph's GF as well. It reads like a Personal Army request.
2. Eagle eyed Kiwi Farmers play the User Name Reverse Lookup Game and find out Colton's real identity... ie "Amanda Lochmann". Additional digging reveals Coltron's name change papers and IMDB page.
3. Everyone ITT starts making fun of Colton for being a troon, a jealous faggot, and generally decides that Joseph is a fatchad and Colton is a virgin trooncel.
4. Colton freaks the fuck out and repeatedly, in ALLCAPS, defends his womanhood in a series of increasingly silly ways, including threatening Joseph ITT, screaming about his vagina, how he's not a man, never was a man, is a female, and calling us (the people who refused his PA request) "Bullies" for not playing along with his farce.
5. Colton cannot take the L and so the Kiwis start taking the piss, with like, bat jokes and troon jokes and Mexican jokes. Colton cannot leave well enough alone and keeps fighting with everyone ITT that he's a true and honest woman, and that we need to focus on Joseph, who is FAT, ALCOHOLIC, REPULSIVE, ETC. Nobody does.
6. Colton gets so triggered he ends up calling the cops about Internet Harassment from Kiwi Farms, but he keeps coming back for more and keeps trying to own Joseph by posting PA requests on 4chan or whatever. The meltdown continues.
