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[batteredpancakes]

TiF asks a queer-looking normie what their pronouns are. Goes as well as you'd expect.

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Spoiler: Tifu asking a coworker's pronouns

Wasn't that big of a deal, but I am a stealth trans man and recently moved to a small town. My boss had me go over to relieve a coworker for their break and said "Go to 5, they need a break," and my ass got excited thinking I had a nonbinary coworker. I approached them later after we'd had a quick conversation about a gay customer that came in and was just like "hey what are your pronouns? I heard someone call you they so I just wanted to check." She looked very confused and said "I am a straight lady with lady parts, nothing else going on down there, just a straight lady." Not to stereotype but my girl has a 3-sided undercut and blue hair lol so I assumed she'd at least know what I was asking rather than not actually answering my question and over sharing about her genitals lol.

Just ended up making me feel more lonely and also more likely to be clocked since I'm talking about pronouns Anyways, just wanted to vent a bit since if there's no one here to vent to, thanks for reading!

TiFs bitch to each other about how annoying it is when non cult members pass for cult members.

Spoiler: Comments

I don't think you'll more likely to be clocked as a trans man asking about pronouns, people will just assume you're like a "woke" guy.
From her point of view, it might seem like she's just exhausted and annoyed everyone thinks she's non binary because of how she looks. Still really innapropriate and weird of her to respond like that though, she could've just said "she/her" or something

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op
Thanks for saying that. I'm not UNclockable but my beard and larger frame do a lot of heavy lifting, especially in more conservative areas. I haven't been passing for that long though so I tend to overthink little things like that.

I appreciate your insight to her pov, I hadn't really considered that. She's a bit androgynous in the face so it's possible people mistake her for being transfemme or w/e and she's not 'woke" enough to be chill about that. It's not like cishet women can't have blue hair and undercuts but girly if you've got a queer cut pls at least learn about pronouns

I am a stealth trans man

You pass as a bearded lady.

 

[Izdaja Slika]

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Loony Poon is jealous of her 12 year old cousin because hes going through puberty, not creepy at all
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This one got dysphoria watching her troon boyfriend fuck a fleshlight

I think we need a 'heterosexual with extra steps' megathread.

I think it would have been only ten years ago, certainly not more than 15, that somebody for the first time ever, uttered the phrase 'heterosexual with extra steps'. In a 100,000 years of human existence, the need to conceptualise that had never come up.

 

[Slideshow Bill]

First reblog, where nonce OP keeps insisting that pedos and child rapists are two totally different things, because pedos are just mentally ill while child rapists just rape for the lulz, I guess

They don't get (or are purposely ignoring) that pedophiles are future or potential child rapists so culling them from society is a net good.

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Loony Poon is jealous of her 12 year old cousin because hes going through puberty, not creepy at all

I know it's a delusion but if reality is telling her that SWNBAM, shouldn't she take the hint by now?
>never have guy friends
You can have male friends as a woman.
>never cause trouble
You can still cause trouble as a woman. You can cause even more trouble as a TIF (ie the threads about TIF lunacy) but she likely means wacky hijinks from movies
>never talk about girls
Delusional straight girl L or self hating lesbian L?
>and boys
Delusional bisexual L?
>and games and stuff
You can talk about these things with women.
>never get to ask dad to teach her how to shave without cutting herself
Shaving is only hard if you're a moron.

 

[Vampirella]

>and games and stuff
You can talk about these things with women.

No only boys can talk about games, don't you know anything.

Seriously, Pooners and Troons are so dead set on stereotypes that they are moving things backwards. According to them me and many other women should be trooning out because as kids we

• climbed trees
• played video games
• rode our bike through puddles
• had guy friends
• got into trouble

You get the point. It's not like tomgirls also didn't play with dolls or do girly things too. Stuff like this just proves to me that these people never had any friends and never played outside. Their only exposer to anything that kids do is probably kids movies where they do lean heavy in to stereotypes for story reasons. It is really creepy how she talks about her 11 year old cousin, but she seems to be barely 14 at most. Kind of shows how she's been groomed in to this to be talking about her cousin like that.

 

[Mellow Malevolent]

No only boys can talk about games, don't you know anything.

Seriously, Pooners and Troons are so dead set on stereotypes that they are moving things backwards. According to them me and many other women should be trooning out because as kids we

• climbed trees
• played video games
• rode our bike through puddles
• had guy friends
• got into trouble

You get the point. It's not like tomgirls also didn't play with dolls or do girly things too. Stuff like this just proves to me that these people never had any friends and never played outside. Their only exposer to anything that kids do is probably kids movies where they do lean heavy in to stereotypes for story reasons. It is really creepy how she talks about her 11 year old cousin, but she seems to be barely 14 at most. Kind of shows how she's been groomed in to this to be talking about her cousin like that.

Yeah this is the thing that I find the most exhausting reading these posts, the pining for this imagined boyhood or girlhood full of magical experiences and secret rituals the other side doesn't get. It's like they have an infection of nostalgia from people much older than they are (this would be the grooming element). This is a 14 year old who isn't even thinking about the future or adulthood, right at the time that most kids are starting to focus on that as they mature. Half of the things they're so sad about missing out on are literally rites of passage to adulthood, they matter to actual boys and girls because its step towards actually being mature and independent.

But they're not thinking about having to shave for the rest of their lives, just the ritual of "dad teaching them". This isn't stuff kids not raised by the internet and brainpoisoned by reddit are thinking about. The reason this stuff plays so well in movies is literally just the fact that you don't miss something until it's gone, so these childhood things tugs the heartstrings of adults.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

I can't even begin to decipher what's going on here. At first I thought it was a photo of his asshole being slightly off-kilter, but then as I looked closer I realized the asshole-looking... orifice is actually located above the presumed stinkditch... and then my mind was blown and nausea set in, and I had to look away LOL

Spoiler: We've already had a triple-ditch, so what should we call this one? Double-ditch?

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>cuts dick off
>weird bonus mystery hole
>”maybe the water was too warm”

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This one got dysphoria watching her troon boyfriend fuck a fleshlight

lol is it dysphoria or does it just feel shitty to watch your boyfriend fuck a meme sex toy in front of you? Maybe I’m boring or old fashioned but aren’t those things more for private time when the missus is away? What did the lil dood do while her man was pumping away at a pocket pussy, like knit? Cheer?

I always cringe at the bitter posts towards literal children, the way they recount and scrutinize all the minute ways a boy is turning into a man feels so gross and objectifying.

 

[Positron]

Comments are too long to post but worth reading.

I can assure the troon that people are not doing so to "be nice" to him; they do so to avoid trouble.

 

[Gondolindrim]

This one got dysphoria watching her troon boyfriend fuck a fleshlight

...How'd he do that?

 

[everybody in Portugal]

...How'd he do that?

Because most of them keep their pecker. Not that it's all about the coom and the invading women's spaces or anything, honest it's not.

The vast majority of troons don't get a dick-chop, so fleshlights are probably a big thing (given that the vast majority of natal women wouldn't touch them with yours, let alone a ten foot pole).

 

[Marche]

My guess is fandom/gaming discords. Even in properties that are as far from woke or troon friendly as possible, you can still find trannies or some genderspecial freaks.

Its fucking insane, the only discord servers I'm in besides my own racist shitposting one I actually use is ones for my mechanical keyboard hobbies with about 70% of those being korean/chinese/SEA vendors and keyboard makers the rest being English based.

Fucking one of them has hired a tranny Janny to do @everyone sale announcements for when stuff is in stock so every few days this troon pops up, fucking hate these people.

 

[cypocryphy]

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This one got dysphoria watching her troon boyfriend fuck a fleshlight

"actual boy is more of a boy than me, who is a girl, I don't get it! It's not fair!!!" lollll

 

[Roland TB-303]

Fuck I hate troons.

 

[Echo_Ender]

We have a "What is a man?" thread for the TIFs. My favorite is one TIF who states a man is someone who has body fat and a beard and yearns for manual labour, because that's what she wants for herself'. Damn guess half the men in the world (including her own TIF "brothers") aren't actually men.
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Disappointed no one answered "What is a man?" with "A miserable pile of secrets!"

 

[Geraldine]

Overnight catch up time.

Not to stereotype but my girl has a 3-sided undercut and blue hair lol so I assumed ...

More hooked on gender stereotypes than all of us squares.

>never get to ask dad to teach her how to shave without cutting herself

My grandfather shaved with an old fashioned cutthroat.
My father shaved with a safety razor.
I shave (when I shave) with a disposable.
Who taught me?
Trick question, right?

No only boys can talk about games, don't you know anything.

More hooked on gender stereotypes than all of us squares. Yet again.
It seems to be part of the deal, does it not?

I can assure the troon that people are not doing so to "be nice" to him; they do so to avoid trouble.

Always.

Even in those few cases where "being nice" might also be in play, fear predominates.

 

[Gondolindrim]

Because most of them keep their pecker. Not that it's all about the coom and the invading women's spaces or anything, honest it's not.

The vast majority of troons don't get a dick-chop, so fleshlights are probably a big thing (given that the vast majority of natal women wouldn't touch them with yours, let alone a ten foot pole).

I always wonder about those guys who post Twitter selfies with the "I now have a vagina" caption. They probably came to regret their choice.

 

[CharcoalChkn]

I've been hearing "bio break" on multi-hour corporate conference calls and meetings for decades, sadly.

I was always told it was "back in one (moment)".

FWIW this was in my guild in WoW during WotLK.

 

[Terfmaster9000]

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Heh even jealousy is clockable. A pooner is always "i am so jealous but it's not his fault", while a troon is like "i am jealous FUCK THESE ROASTIES THEY DESERVE TO DIE FOR NOT BEING HAPPY ABOUT OWNING A VAGINA". Idk, I just thought that's funny. You can't lop off socialisation.

 

[Randomrando]

Not to stereotype but my girl has a 3-sided undercut and blue hair lol so I assumed she'd at least know what I was asking

Woman is when long hair
Man is when short hair
Non-binary is when weird hair

Got it

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tbh I feel for that cashier, how many people do you think have tried to "crack" her egg just because she's funky and possibly non gender conforming? God forbid a woman still be a woman with weird hair [/SPOILER)]

 

[bouquetnine]

Dude is getting too old to interest his fag partner so he troons out to lure other people to plunder his butt.

 

[everybody in Portugal]

Dude is getting too old to interest his fag partner so he troons out to lure other people to plunder his butt.

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I bet cash money that the 'art' he's been 'suppressing for years' is lolicon