Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

The PD is actively fighting us in this really obtuse way. They are saying things that don't make sense. It feels like they are trying to get us to stop asking without outright trying to deny us.

(It's not going to stop. The emails will continue until morale improves.)

Congratulations on having the classic Minnesota experience.

The kicker is, it's 50-50 at best if there's anything to it. They (the actual PD) might dislike the request (or the style of it), or you might just be annoying Deb and Barb in admin*. And Deb and Barb will passive-aggressive unhelpful you into your grave.

It's a bizarre local style. I recommend acting meek and earnest and clueless, and sending lemon bars or something. Gushing appreciation is good (but don't expect acknowledgement; you're paying penance now).

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

when he was drunkenly slurring how much he wanted to fuck Jamie Marchi

Thanks, you ruined Yellow Flash for me.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

For a little over $65,000, Rekieta could buy the below home in Los Heroes, Merida, Yucatan, Mexico and become neighbors with Ethan Ralph.

He could turn one of the bedrooms into his new studio like Ralph does.

The second bedroom is spacious enough to comfortably fit Nick, his wife, and his girlfriend.

Aaron, the Liar claimed that the $3,000 was actually the month's grocery bills, and the reason it was framed as snacks is because it was all ready-to-eat foods that didn't require someone putting together as a meal.

I'd really like a clip of that, or at least a timestamp. I've been saying exactly that for 6 months.

 

[Oxous]

Barnes is obsessing over one of the Trump trials right now, but earlier today he was sharing some more takes on the Rekieta situation. For whoever is maintaining the Book of Grudges against the Balldowashers:

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And last but certainly not least:

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[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

For a little over $65,000, Rekieta could buy the below home in Los Heroes, Merida, Yucatan, Mexico and become neighbors with Ethan Ralph.

He could turn one of the bedrooms into his new studio like Ralph does.

The second bedroom is spacious enough to comfortably fit Nick, his wife, and his girlfriend.

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[Fapcop]

It appears it's from Nick's congregation which livestreams every sermon on youtube. They cancelled the 26th livestream, they obviously know what's happening.

https://www.youtube.com/@nlmnecchurch8697

I'm thumbing through them looking for coked up Lady Rackets shaking her arms angrily for Jesus.

Btw… There’s something about Rekieta’s oldest son. Aside from how thin he is. He seems a little off, when you look at him in church. Also looks a lot younger than 16.

 

[chomp chomp]

What if the lady quoting 3k for the body cam is trolling us because she knows that's how much Nick's snacks cost?

fuck it, thats what im going to believe

 

[RotPockets]

It's fucking pisses me off how lawtubecucks and parasocial twittermutts try to justify all this crap

They should refer to “Balldo Lawtubers” as “Balldo Lubers” or just “Lubers” for short.

 

[Mr Schrodinger]

Sister in law was one of the narcs? If true, that would really play towards Kayla leaving.. I'd assume her whole family wants her out.

What absolute lunacy, He Is in complete denial that he did anything wrong. His little drug buddy and wife swapper made food for the kids. Nick disgusts me.

 

[Procrastinhater]

i dont buy it
if you go through all the trouble to go on a trip to a swinger hotel, surely you would bring viagra?

I mean I wouldn't, but then my dick works just fine.

 

[Not Even Twice]

*David notices that there seems to be "a lot of other overlapping accounts" from the trolls. He claims this is "CoIntelPro type chicancery" organised, noting that they follow the brother of someone David claims "was framed by the government", & are "now trusting the government". Not the brother, but an account following the brother:

I used to watch Viva a few years back, wtf happened to turn him full schizoid like this? Or am I just remembering him through rose tinted glasses?

Ok thats fucked up.
I don't think its any coincidence their ex nanny suddenly got interested in "narcissistic abuse" and "triangulation" and shit like that after she left that fucking house.
Makes me think whatever she saw going on seriously disturbed her for it to have such and impact she's trying to learn more about it, especially "recovering from narcissistic abuse."
And she was just the nanny

Really makes you wonder what was going in in that fucked up demoniac lair.
What did those kids see?

The nanny got to leave, it wasn't her family, and its still obviously traumatized her.

Nick Rekieta is a fucking monster.
I honestly believe we haven't even seen how much yet.

Now that we know the nanny's age and what she looks like, I am 100% convinced Nick and Kayla began to act weird around her, trying to make her join the deviant shit they started doing lately.
Can you imagine living there for years, watching those kids grow up and caring for them as second siblings only to realize the parents are mutating into something straight out of a Cronenberg thriller.
I don't even want to know what sort of mental abuse she had to endure from Nick as he grew more and more frustrated by her refusal to participate.

 

[where's baldo]

did nick and barnes do rails together or something? what the fuck is his problem? if ALL the same indicators were present, but the cops found no drugs, nick would have his kids. how fucking obvious do the indicators of a drug problem IN A HOUSE FULL OF CHILDREN have to be to satisfy barnes?

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Yep. If there was no backlash towards Kurt's absolutely disgusting "I resent that pastor who reported this" bullshit, then he'd still be sailing that ship and flying that flag.

Not surprising. The crying already served its purpose. People look at him as a pathetic, pitiful, too-stupid-to-know-that-pastors-reporting-child-abuse-is-a-GOOD-thing levels of autistic that he should be given a free pass to be an e-Lawdaddy once more.

Did you know he cried? He cried. That means he has the right priorities and the time he had the wrong priorities was just a little whoopsie-doodle that we should forget. He cried, after all. Do you know about crying?

Anyone tries to tell you Kurt's just a loveable autist or he's a nice guy? Just hit em with this

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

My attorney and I are petitioning for the Rekieta omnibus hearing in August to be livestreamed. To help our motion, we need to demonstrate public interest. Please, respectfully sign my petition.

If you are an attorney willing to sign an affidavit of professional interest in seeing the trial but you cannot attend in person, please reach out to me by email or other means.

https://chng.it/7jRMhRbdpr

Remind me to never piss you off by saying you can’t read social cues.

Real Scott Tenorman and Cartman vibes.

 

[zimzam88]

Barnes is obsessing over one of the Trump trials right now, but earlier today he was sharing some more takes on the Rekieta situation. For whoever is maintaining the Book of Grudges against the Balldowashers:
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The ironic part about this faggots take is that Nick's use of private institutions (like in an ancap paradise) to educate his children is probably a big reason why it got reported at all due to their higher standards.

I remembered a lot of lower class kids in my public school attending smelly dirty and torn clothing and clearly neglected and no one did shit. There was even a kid who was expelled that would come into school anyways and steal lunches.

 

[Clamater]

If they are regular members of the congregation I don't understand why the church hasn't dropped off casseroles. This method is a time honored shame punishment and gossip gathering exercise.

The one document said all church correspondence had started going through their eldest, the older boy who was confirmed recently at church, because Nick and Kayla were no longer responding to other members. I'm sure Nick was cognizant enough that certain people were catching wise (especially after the nanny got the fuck out and "defected" to another family in the congregation. That is WILD gossip that would spread in any situation let alone a half- decade working relationship in church). I'm actually shocked they didn't voluntarily leave after that. It's just more hubris. Nick thought if he shut the door to everyone at his congregation he could continue to hide his sins in the shadows.

These evangelical pastors and churches very often have outreach programs. Weekly jail ministry is not out of the question, the pastor himself may have lots of experience with addicts, recovered and active. Just because they are Scandinavian prudes doesn't actually mean they are naive. There are obvious signs for alcoholism and substance abuse that (nearly) everyone here saw. In person? Nick and Kayla were basically neon. Children's ministry is very serious business in these places. It's your future congregation after all. Even podunk-nowhere-towns will have a mandatory class where all their teachers are taught how to spot child abuse, and neglect is abuse.

 

[UncleAdolf]

holy fuck we absolutely NEED the bodycam footage so this massive cope can be deboonked

>'nuh uh, never happened'
>bodycam footage released
>'it's deepfake'
>Nick finally admits during examination the neglect is true
>'they made him say it'
>Nick confesses total guilt on the stand, Barnes sobs while dressed in full Colonial regalia
>'that's a body double'

"And around and around we go... And around and around we go."

 

[Anti Lolicon Bomb]

I haven't been following this guy much so had to binge-watch MATI to properly catch up after this implosion, I always just assumed he would go on living his double life of a Christian Conservative grifter on YouTube while secreting his wife away to muttslaw resorts for interracial balldo gangbang sessions behind the scenes. Wow was I wrong lol. Say what you want about the likes of Destiny - He might be a wife-sharing druggie himself but at least the guy can keep his degenerate shit self contained enough to function properly. Who would have thought the esss jay doubleya hating redpilled Christ is kang lawyer man would end up being a bigger coked-up cuck than a literal blue hair poly boy. I fucking hate the e-right, rope them all.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

/sigh he's not nose guarding. They are discussing what the defense options are. They all seem to agree Nick is fucked, and his only hope is to plea into a program.

He didn't say, "you could argue" or "if I were going to....". And he said enough - repeatedly - that it appeared those were his actual perspectives.

Just because he is a lawyer doesn't mean that everything out of his mouth is merely a hypothetical argument.

Yes, lawyers can flip in and out of that mode, but lawyers also know how to communicate it. Joe didn't at all.

 

[Harm]

I'd really like a clip of that, or at least a timestamp. I've been saying exactly that for 6 months.

I'll rewatch the Aaron appearances it would have been from when I get a chance and find the timestamp. Been separated from my usual clip/ship toolkit lately, or else I'd have clipped it at the moment. It was either the Steel Toe shoes immediately surrounding the arrest, or the MLC or Kino Casino appearances. I want to say it was something PPP had asked about, but there's been so much content (plus tmi, but I recently suffered a concussion that's fucked up my memory a little) that I can't remember off the top where/when it was dropped.