Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[eatler]

Why would you need a waterproof fucking TV????
This is peak consoomerism. What a worthless fat retard.

The new compound probably isn’t built that well, when it starts leaking he will actually need this.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

I remember checking the water in Hendersonville and it's actually softer than in most of the country.

Not that you had to but if the water really was to blame then everybody there would be getting kidney stones.

Besides you'd have to be drinking some pretty hard water, like it's literally cloudy because of the minerals suspended in it for that to be the reason. And all you need is a water softener system to take care of it.

No. Fatty just treats bacon grease as a beverage because it has more flavor than water does.

 

[SmugTomato]

Jack dying by falling over in a kiddie pool and not being able to sit himself back up would both be out of left field and a very Jack move.

 

[AltisticRight]

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One can hope.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

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Holy crap Tammy!

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

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This may be the best post ever made on Kiwi Farms

 

[Falcon Sebben]

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Amazing how Fatty and Peter Griffin have the same body type.

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

Jack really is that guy who has reached his level in life. He is at the point where he is incapable of learning anything new or accepting any other viewpoint. Every single Memorial Day he spergs online about how Memorial Day is a happy day and then tells anyone who disagrees that he was friends with military people so he KNOWS what he is talking about . He will keep doing this every Memorial Day until the wendigo eats his way out of his body through death.

 

[I am Jack's dead arm]

Amazing how Fatty and Peter Griffin have the same body type.

Peter is a moron but at least he has four functioning limbs and a full time job.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Peter is a moron but at least he has four functioning limbs and a full time job.

To be fair Peter is a cartoon character

Jack is if one of those bumbling cartoon sitcom dads actually had consequences for their actions

 

[a terminal posture]

In an effort to convince us it really was butter and not mashed potatoes in the previous Steak Wars video, Jack has Tammy slather a half pound of butter on his porterhouse before taking a bite (then pretends not to have guzzled the baked beans side).

 

[Andoxico]

Jack wants the Lord to press in harder and take more and more of Him

 

[biggacracka]

To be fair Peter is a cartoon character

Jack is if one of those bumbling cartoon sitcom dads actually had consequences for their actions

Jack is the reverse Frank Grimes

 

[Marc]

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This is missing twenty or more smokers and grills.

Jack and Peter have plenty in common (with the exception of recovering their health):

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

We know he buys cheap God I hope it's faulty and he gets electrocuted also that steak looks vile. Plus, potatoes are healthier than a pound of fucking butter dumbass.

 

[Quixotic Man]

Holy fuck, this man is putting the equal volume of butter on his steak.


This is like a parody diet. Jack is a cartoon character. He clearly has the congealed group and fats & sweets completely covered.

 

[Whaler]

Jack has Tammy slather a half pound of butter on his porterhouse before taking a bite

Jesus fucking Christ, you weren't kidding about the butter. The next stroke might be coming sooner than I expected at this rate.

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

In an effort to convince us it really was butter and not mashed potatoes in the previous Steak Wars video, Jack has Tammy slather a half pound of butter on his porterhouse before taking a bite (then pretends not to have guzzled the baked beans side).

LOOKS GUD [obj][obj]

 

[p1138]

Holy fuck, this man is putting the equal volume of butter on his steak.

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This is like a parody diet. Jack is a cartoon character. He clearly has the congealed group and fats & sweets completely covered.

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Lol, and it's such obvious bullshit too since we can see the difference in texture, color, etc. with the damned BUDDUR and mashed potatoes.

It's also funny that now Fatty has stepped it up from a ribeye to a porterhouse. "is that jambalaya or gumbo" fucking says gumbo in a giant font right above it. Then he can't even find the fucking steaks on the menu. The fact that this man.. "I don't know why, who puts mashed potatoes on a steak" no one said he put it on the steak it was simply on the fork. A half pound of BUDDUR is so fucking unnecessary on a decent steak, and it just looks like Tammy is lubing it up for him to swallow whole after cutting it up for him. Needs more seasoning? Don't drown it in whipped butter then you fucktard. Also, mr turkey necks for christmas claims his favorite steak as a kid was porterhouse? wtf. Now he's got delerium about what he was eating as a kid? I guess he could have had one on occasion but wtf...

Also, if they were leaving the shopping center where the Logan's was, there was a Belk there. That means they were up by Gallatin again. Did Tammy immediately pull into a fast food joint after eating at a restaurant to get food for him to eat on the way home?

Also... this place isn't fucking called "Logan's Steakhouse" it's called Logan's Roadhouse. So he can't even get the name of the fucking restaurant chain correct that he expects people to visit and proclaim how he sent them there?

Since it's been almost a month now? Lets see what his charity donation thing has done for his fat on the go channel.

Yeah that's about what I thought.

 

[Bassomatic]

This was such a fucking mess, until I remembered who Jack is as a person I really felt pretty embarrassed for him.

Tammy has to have that issue where they spread the suffering. Like those moms who let their kids throw stuff around restaurants because they don't want to deal with it at home.