Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Party Hat Wurmple]

According to Lolgal mindset, someone sent stuff to the Sherriff's office that could get Aaron Imholte arrested.

What it is exactly? Who knows.

Oh thank fucking god. Nick is a monster but I really think the skeletons in Aaron's closet would make a Necromancer blush in excitement. That faggot deserves it more than anything else.

 

[Trianon]

So is there some kind of pulldown menu to get the kind of shit Nick wears? Like you pull down the menu and ask them to send you some faggot-ass clothes?

You take quizzes where you pick "this or this" "this or that" until they get a sense of whether you're a flashy or conservative dresser or whether you're looking for shoes, tops, suits, etc. And then once he ends up buying the faggiest item in the box they send, he would be able to buy those in every color with his next shipment. It saves everything you buy to your profile, in case you want to replace or bulk up on anything.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Aaron don't worry! You can deliver snacks to all the happy inmates too!

 

[Punished Derich]

Lead Attorney just said that because he’s black, he frequently does’t get Nick’s jokes. As a result, he stopped going on Nick’s streams.

This might fatally wound Nick, who grew up in the hood and has never met a white person. And here’s a legit, born and bred black man saying he doesn’t understand white bread ass Nick.

For what it's worth, nobody of any color or creed gets Nick's jokes.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

TLA called Ppp a hefty guy lmfao

 

[Low IQ Doctor]

I think Aaron is a fucking retard for talking to the cop/prosecutor like he mentioned he was going to do. The case against Nick is pretty clear. You can really only fuck yourself over. "If they arrest me for talking about doing drugs, they'd have to arrest every celebrity!" Yeah, but making a statement that you did drugs and had drugs around your children is different than saying "Yeah, I love weed" on Conan.

 

[Butt_Pouncer]

The Lead Attorney just mentioned KinoCasino,PPP and The Farms. We're hitting the mainstream..

 

[TexOffender]

Legal mindset has 8k viewers right now!

Other streams are a little under 2k.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

I'm sure they had a wonderful time skiing up high in the mountains.

Thank you for clarifying that for everyone. I should've clarified my joke for those Kiwis who's IQs peak at room temperature.

 

[PussyCheeseburger]

 

[Barry McKockner]

nah man i had older relatives who were raised like that: daddy was out working from dawn til dusk, mom was handling the 7 children alone most of the time, without modern appliances. delegating some of the work and chores to the older kids was a matter of absolute necessity, otherwise there's simply not enough hours in a day to make ends meet. and this wasn't just about older teenagers, i'm talking stuff like the 9 year old is in charge of making the younger ones get up, get dressed, get breakfast, and get to school on time. in some rural places schools had holidays specifically so the kids could stay home and work all day when the harvest was being brought in.

in general kids can deal with a lot more hardship than what modern westerners give them credit for, they don't have to be fragile and helpless and incompetent unless they're raised to be that way.

Theres a HUGE contextual difference here. Parents who have their kids work around the farm/house as a matter of survival is NOT what happened here. Nick worked from home. Kayla didn't work, AND they had enough money to pay for a nanny. This was not a survival situation where the kids pull their weight or everyone gets sick or starves. A court will never take away a child that has to go out hunting every day while mom and dad are busy maintaining a roof over their heads. They will, however, always step in when the kid has to beg for food because mom and dad won't cook meals or feed them.

 

[DuranceVile]

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I remember when this happened live. Wild that Nick saw that and decided he wanted to go even deeper.

 

[RodgerDodger]

say 2 cops per car

2 cops per car? That hasn't been a thing since 1975. In most cop cars these days there isn't room for a front seat passenger due to all the electronics. Maybe 2 cops in an unmarked?

 

[Sharpeteer]

It's kind of cute seeing all these people talk about things that people here have been talking about every single day for over a year, but they're talking about it like it's brand new information.

 

[Fake Steve Franssen]

Why do they even need a nanny? Kayla is a 35 year old woman with no job. How the fuck can't she make 3 meals a day and do laundry? Is she really such a retarded braindead whore piece of shit she can't put down the pill bottle and stop watching star trek long enough?

You forgot they have the "homeschool" coop. A private school in reality. So she can't make five sandwiches and put them in a bag with an apple and maybe a water bottle. And she can't throw clothes in a washing machine that does 99% of the work. That might take ten minutes out of her cocaine snorting.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

I hope Nicky picks Barnes for his lawyer so Barny can make his retarded 2A argument of "IT'S TOTALLY CONSTITUTIONAL TO OWN GUNS WHILE HAVING DRUGS AROUND YOUR KIDS" and the judge decimates his argument by bringing up that it's illegal to own guns while having cocaine on you, on a federal level and in multiple states.

ironically isn't this the same argument that hunter biden is using? Forget if kids are involved but same level of degeneracy imo.

 

[Oxous]

I hope Nicky picks Barnes for his lawyer so Barny can make his retarded 2A argument of "IT'S TOTALLY CONSTITUTIONAL TO OWN GUNS WHILE HAVING DRUGS AROUND YOUR KIDS" and the judge decimates his argument by bringing up that it's illegal to own guns while having cocaine on you, on a federal level and in multiple states.

Agreed. Maybe he's said crazier things in private but so far the extent of Nick's public defenses has been "Nuh uhh I dindu shit" and "You actually believe the government? LOL" which isn't too promising in terms of lulz. Barnes, on the other hand, seems genuinely convinced there is a conspiracy involving crooked small town cops and a crooked judge to persecute Rekieta while violating the Constitution and I would love to see Nick hire Barnes and let him make that argument in a (hopefully livestreamed) courtroom.

 

[Colonel Sugarlemons]

 

[BikeLock]

The ironic part about this faggots take is that Nick's use of private institutions (like in an ancap paradise) to educate his children is probably a big reason why it got reported at all due to their higher standards.

I remembered a lot of lower class kids in my public school attending smelly dirty and torn clothing and clearly neglected and no one did shit. There was even a kid who was expelled that would come into school anyways and steal lunches.

All he had to do was send his kids to public school and nobody would've said shit. He got bit in the ass by his own trad Larp, shame.

 

[MrReeShopper]

oh hey, Mindset is actually giving the farms credit

Maybe jump on chat and have a separate text editor for notes to occasionally dump to the thread instead of adding once sentence posts?