Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Johnny Salami]

I hope the prosecutors call in Josh to testify just to have the defense (Rekeita) call him a fat fuck. I need this to be a comedy show

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

>Be me, 16-year-old son of 2 crack zombies.
>I wake up, time to get dressed.
>No clean clothes. No biggie. I fill the machine with laundry.
>No detergent. No problem. I saw someone drive on TV once, so I hop into my dad's Lincoln town car, and drive to the store.
>No money. I'm not one to make excuses though, so I fill out a few job applications. Get hired. Start working 9pm to 5am.
>Have to work the night shift so I can go to school too. Such is life though.
>Car has no gas, but with my new job at the cracker factory I refill the tank. Not a problem really.
>No one is watching my little sisters and brothers. Not a problem, I take them to work with me at the cracker factory during my night shift. Perfectly doable.
>I don't really have time to do anything except work and raise my siblings. I just do my homework while driving to and from work. It's actually easy.
>I clean the entire house by myself before bed going to school each morning. A busy schedule is no reason to be untidy.
>After cooking 3 meals for 5 people every day, I like to relax for a few seconds as mom and dad threaten to kill each other. I'm good at relaxing fortunately.

I hate that this is where the discourse is at now. I hope the kids are being well looked after at the grandparents.

 

[Sammich]

grain of salt.. of course

 

[RodgerDodger]

About the only good thing I can say about cokeheads is they're often neat freaks who obsessively clean.

Clearly not in this case

 

[verymuchawful]

This needs to be shouted from the rooftops, recorded this from Legal's stream. Hearing the report and even more so when the bodycam comes out is a nail in the coffin. Fuck Barnes, Viva, Joe, Dax, Vito, EVS, and anyone else who wants to noseguard.

You don't understand. The government is outright lying about my kids to make me look bad. Obviously if my children had problems like that they'd come to me for help. Why would they ask a cop for help?

 

[Fools Idol]

Nick and Kayla being complete junkie scum doesn't absolve Aaron and April so if they get a charge then whatever. I will say this though that the most likely people who could give any info to the police would have to be Nick and/or Kayla who are tied with Imholte's for lacking creditability.

Then there's how this "leaked" which I assume came from Nick's DMs. Nick is scrambling to damage control this situation and get control of lawtube. He's already been caught lying and trying to manipulate people into taking his site.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Hows the Marlin? Plan on getting one in the future eventually.

Also this TLA negroid sweeping it up for Balldo in the court of public opinion. With,"Ive seen worse." And whataboutism. We're talking about Balldo, no one else

Its the 1895 Trapper in 45-70.
Shoots like a dream.
I took it into the shop and had the laminate stock taken off and replaced with a wooden stock (I just think it looks better) and the action tweaked so it runs smooth as glass its great.
Great for White Tail, taken Hog with it too, 45-70 has some kick but its a great all purpose round. You can put a can on it too.

Mines not the SBL its 16" but Hickok has a good video about it.

 

[200MB]

"YOU KNOW NOTHING" screams Nick in a coke-fueled bug-eyed retard rage, after everything we've been saying for months, and worse, has turned out to be completely true.
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His expression here has always reminded me of the painting "The Fallen Angel." Thematically fitting as well.

Spoiler: Full painting

If any of you AI wizzes wanted to take a crack at a Nick version, maybe surrounded by whiskey bottles, I think it'd be pretty funny.

 

[Father Balldo]

grain of salt.. of course
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she is sending evidence
to the sheriff's office
to show them that aaron
contacted the sheriff's office
to get nick arrested

what?

 

[RodgerDodger]

It was surreal to watch Viva start at go-pro squirrel video and become unhinged during the years I watched his videos

His run for office as a Canukistani Lolbertarian was awesome!

 

[yourfloppycaulk]

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Here you go.

And I got called a retard for saying I couldn't wait for Aaron to catch charges.

 

[dustnight]

Nick Rekieta’s theme song before he is locked away for a very long time

I raise you

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

grain of salt.. of course
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What does this even mean? Evidence is being turned into the sheriff about why the police arrested someone? I'm so confused what he means and what criminal liability is being alleged here.

 

[moocow]

grain of salt.. of course
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...so what, Ralph? Giving police accurate and credible information that leads to an arrest and (probably) successful prosecution isn't illegal. In fact, the government encourages it.

"Set this arrest into motion" is something people are generally proud of (and certainly not prosecuted for). Especially when it's a perfectly legitimate arrest for actual crimes committed.

 

[WelfareNiggerQueen]

grain of salt.. of course
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When it comes the crab in a bucket thing, I was expecting Nick to do it.

 

[Harm]

she is sending evidence
to the sheriff's office
to show them that aaron
contacted the sheriff's office
to get nick arrested

what?

It reads to me that she naively believes that she can exonerate Nick Rekieta by incriminating Aaron, the Liar as the REAL mastermind of the whole drug empire surrounding Nick. Unfortunately Thankfully, what will happen instead is they all go to jail. God bless her for her stupidity if it's true.

Ethan Ralph is a dumbfuck retard who was also spreading the bullshit that Nick would ABSOLUTELY be behind bars through Memorial Day and we all saw how that played out. He could always be repeating unsubstantiated rumors he heard.

EDIT: Wait, why am I saying "unfortunately?" Fixed!

 

[Musashi's Son]

grain of salt.. of course
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https://archive.ph/FJDup Lmfao if this is true Anna is a two faced bitch.

 

[Journoscum]

I apologize if this has been brought up already, but I remember on the day Nick was arrested that he was spotted online on Instagram that same night. Since we know he was incarcerated at the time, is it possible that they were searching through DMs and stuff then? Or is there a simpler explanation? Apologies, I don't use Instagram.

 

[CoomerTine]

“Reduction of views and subscribers may have lead to financial difficulty”

These cops are savages

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Bing says it was 1,112 in 2020. That's to the point where everyone knows everything that happens in that town. Every other lawyer has probably met him at least once. His parish is probably a good chunk of the down too.

Bro should move (to Merida, bish).

He's fucking famous world-wide now, he might as well stay in town and suck it up. Small towns talk alot, but in a year or two he's just the town drunk coke machine.

she is sending evidence
to the sheriff's office
to show them that aaron
contacted the sheriff's office
to get nick arrested

what?

doggam you I keep animesuckscopeandsneeding trying to read this as a haiku or poem or something what the fuck did you do to my brain make it stop