BreadTube - The Unofficial ContraPoints Dickriders Club and the culture / drama surrounding the community.

[Jomi]

This Praise of Shadows / Wendigoon drama is the new Chuggaconvoy content for this sub.

Far less disgusting and also funnier (I couldn;t watch that shit)

 

[0FEE FIVE FOUR FOME0]

I'm glad the faggot got railroaded by everybody else. Failures constantly finding ways to fail even more.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

There seems to be a running theme in all of his critique that just about everything in existence fits into the "left/right" dichotomy, from entertainment to just the basic state of existence itself. Weird how apparently the entire universe can be conveniently filed into two categories that didn't even exist until roughly two centuries ago. I wonder if he'll go scavenging around in the forest trying to explain which rocks and leaves are conservative and which are leftist.

 

[Generic Anime Girl]

This man said in his video that he refused to get sponsors but is now crying about not making rent
the stunning intellectuals of breadtube, everyone.

edit: IPOS' complaints of Wendigoon being able to read Blood Meridian pissed me off the most for some specific reason. Like God Forbid a Christian man find optimism in a brutal form of media

 

[Brown Gollum]

I swear I don't understand why every goddamn breadtuber wants to be the next HBomberGuy. One tryhard essayist who clogs my feed is bad enough already, but do we need more of these male feminist faggots too?

Like the reason why HBG even managed to stay relevant is:

1) He managed to hit his stride at the right place at the right time.
2) He made a TON of connections, be it breadtube and elsewhere.
3) Even if you hate his content, he at least gets some stuff right. (Yeah I am being real generous here).

This guy has none of these traits and his attempt to recreate HBG's success is just depressing. And the saddest part is that we are going to be seeing more of these losers pedaling shit take after shit take, clogging Youtube's algorithm more than before.

Oh yeah btw, I honestly don't really care for Wendigoon all that much. I was first introduced to his videos via Mandela Catalog and his presentation doesn't really mix with the content he makes. Being told what happens via facecam waters down whatever your talking about, and it's especially bad when your topics are horror-themed. That said, trying to Alog him just because IH featured him in his "Man in Cave" video and for being a Christian is just a sad cope.

 

[el bandito loco]

why was he bitching anyways, his patreon gets like 1200 a month. bro go get a job and that is a sizable extra hunk of monthly spending money for literally watching a movie and writing an essay for an imaginary teacher in an imaginary class that you patronize and think you're smarter than once a month (it's just like high school! even the bullying! wahhhhh). you can buy plenty of reddit gold and onlyfans solo boys jerk off videos for that I'd imagine and keep the lights on too.

I wish I hadn't slept through (I am assuming I did during YT autoplays at some point at least) his video on Hills Have Eyes because that is the single funniest take on a movie I have ever heard and I am going to have to watch it before he nukes his entire channel. I used to work with this dude who was always calling himself a 'film buff'. but was a total fucking retard. and he would always say shit like that, he'd come in with the most mainstream movie you could think of (jurassic park, rocky, pulp fiction or something) and would have the most hilarious 'I am so smart' takes on them that always made it sound like he'd never seen the fucking movie in the first place or entirely missed the point because he was too busy grasping at straws that aren't there while watching it to come to work to impress us with his genius.

shit, for an extra 1200 a month I can watch a movie and make something up that isn't there for an hour once a month. sub to my channel where I am going to tell you about 2007's classic Superbad, and how it is in fact a film about proletariat struggles and how mclovin, seth, and evan all represent different aspects of Maoist ideals and the film is about the great leap forward and cultural revolution of china in the 1960s

 

[Sargon's wife's son]

Its still laughable that Zane (IPOS)
tries to paint himself as a good guy... when ranting about Donut Operator smiling and laughing at a Child Predator who took a hostage being shot in the face.

Like its somehow bad that a child predator got shot.

....Someone should check his harddrives.

To be fair child predators are basically half of the demographic which supports communism so he's just looking out for his bottom line

 

[DapperShark]

Nearly all "drama" subs are less about actual drama and more about trying to start witch hunts against anyone guilty of wrongthinking. One look at any of those subs and you'll realize they're not discussing internet spats at all, but rather organizing (most often unsuccessfully) online lynch mobs against people they don't like.

It's funny since that's the exact same shit they accuse KF of doing but then again these people do suffer from a terminal lack of self-awareness.

Who the fuck puts their pronoun in their name? Why not just put them in your profile? Unless, y'know, it's not about utility and it's all about being seen doing it.

No one outside of troons does the pronouns bullshit for anything else, the only utility is that it preemptively lets non-insane people know they're about to hear an extremely retarded take and they can safely disregard anything you have to say.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

why was he bitching anyways, his patreon gets like 1200 a month. bro go get a job and that is a sizable extra hunk of monthly spending money for literally watching a movie and writing an essay for an imaginary teacher in an imaginary class that you patronize and think you're smarter than once a month (it's just like high school! even the bullying! wahhhhh). you can buy plenty of reddit gold and onlyfans solo boys jerk off videos for that I'd imagine and keep the lights on too.

I wish I hadn't slept through (I am assuming I did during YT autoplays at some point at least) his video on Hills Have Eyes because that is the single funniest take on a movie I have ever heard and I am going to have to watch it before he nukes his entire channel. I used to work with this dude who was always calling himself a 'film buff'. but was a total fucking retard. and he would always say shit like that, he'd come in with the most mainstream movie you could think of (jurassic park, rocky, pulp fiction or something) and would have the most hilarious 'I am so smart' takes on them that always made it sound like he'd never seen the fucking movie in the first place or entirely missed the point because he was too busy grasping at straws that aren't there while watching it to come to work to impress us with his genius.

shit, for an extra 1200 a month I can watch a movie and make something up that isn't there for an hour once a month. sub to my channel where I am going to tell you about 2007's classic Superbad, and how it is in fact a film about proletariat struggles and how mclovin, seth, and evan all represent different aspects of Maoist ideals and the film is about the great leap forward and cultural revolution of china in the 1960s

are you fucking kidding me? All the bitching about how he's broke, and he has a fucking constant stream of money coming his way AND he's turning down sponsorship deals? What an asshole. Either he's an idiot at managing his money or he's lying his ass off for lefty brownie points.

 

[el bandito loco]

are you fucking kidding me? All the bitching about how he's broke, and he has a fucking constant stream of money coming his way AND he's turning down sponsorship deals? What an asshole. Either he's an idiot at managing his money or he's lying his ass off for lefty brownie points.

no I looked it up earlier. he's just another commie homo looking for handouts and to blame people he's jealous of for all his problems because if they're successful they MUST be evil. and I am not as successful and I DESERVE IT because I AM PROGRESSIVE. and GAY!

 

[Nana Feeder 9k]

Thing of it is, if he took it on the chin, ignored the banter he'll obviously get for a while because of this and just dealt with it while doing his normal material, he probably could come back and regain footing. But he won't, because "the bad people" are always going to be more popular than him and that'll eat at him and he'll inevitably lash out again.

 

[The Blue Morpho]

There seems to be a running theme in all of his critique that just about everything in existence fits into the "left/right" dichotomy, from entertainment to just the basic state of existence itself. Weird how apparently the entire universe can be conveniently filed into two categories that didn't even exist until roughly two centuries ago. I wonder if he'll go scavenging around in the forest trying to explain which rocks and leaves are conservative and which are leftist.

Left and right is just entropy/chaos and order/the status quo. The window dressing changes with time, but the essential quality remains the same. Even as cultural attitudes fluctuate, the relative orientation of each towards its counterpart will still follow this dynamic.

 

[Sargon's wife's son]

https://www.youtube.com/@SsethTzeentach/videos

SsethTzeentach
I'm surprised no one tried to go after him he's probably one of the most right wing video game reviewers on YouTube
that's literally his Patreon landing page
but then again he's generally actually funny so I'd really like to see H bomber guy go after him and then him mock him relentlessly for being a balding British homosexual

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41v3L0zCkNY

no one tell these leftists about the greatest review of Metal Gear Solid

reject left video essays embrace schizophrenic game reviews

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Left and right is just entropy/chaos and order/the status quo. The window dressing changes with time, but the essential quality remains the same. Even as cultural attitudes fluctuate, the relative orientation of each towards its counterpart will still follow this dynamic.

Except even that dichotomy is too narrow. Technically anything can fit into a binary dichotomy if you define the terms right. "Everything is either underwater or above water. Everything is either alive or dead." "The chaotic solution is to shit my pants, but the orderly solution is to use the toilet!" But that doesn't mean that observation holds any insight into the average person's life or how to fix a societal problem. "I have to find the toilet and take a shit. What's the traditionalist solution, and what's the progressive solution?" and you could argue about that back and forth for ages, but it doesn't direct me to the toilet to take a shit.

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

https://www.youtube.com/@SsethTzeentach/videos

SsethTzeentach
I'm surprised no one tried to go after him he's probably one of the most right wing video game reviewers on YouTube
that's literally his Patreon landing page
but then again he's generally actually funny so I'd really like to see H bomber guy go after him and then him mock him relentlessly for being a balding British homosexual

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41v3L0zCkNY

no one tell these leftists about the greatest review of Metal Gear Solid

Sseth is Jewish himself

 

[BigJoey41X]

im new to circulating this whole breadtube community thing but holy fuck why is this IPOS guy has easily said some of the most insane shit i have ever heard from a leftist?, saying the most fringe out-of-the-spectrum viewpoints as much as possible for half an hour

is this guy an extreme outlier or is this par for the course in these circles?

 

[Stoneheart]

Like the reason why HBG even managed to stay relevant is:

1) He managed to hit his stride at the right place at the right time.
2) He made a TON of connections, be it breadtube and elsewhere.
3) Even if you hate his content, he at least gets some stuff right. (Yeah I am being real generous here).

Well HBG is from the old internet while this faggot is from faggit.
You dont learn how to twist the knife on faggit

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

https://www.youtube.com/@SsethTzeentach/videos

SsethTzeentach
I'm surprised no one tried to go after him he's probably one of the most right wing video game reviewers on YouTube
that's literally his Patreon landing page
but then again he's generally actually funny so I'd really like to see H bomber guy go after him and then him mock him relentlessly for being a balding British homosexual

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41v3L0zCkNY

no one tell these leftists about the greatest review of Metal Gear Solid

reject left video essays embrace schizophrenic game reviews

He pisses certain people off a lot but they can't do dick since as far as i know they haven't been able to dox him, its the magic of only using memes to communicate and never doing face reveal.

I wish more youtubers understood this. There's another guy called Coolea that does similar shitposting style videos with a bunch of memes edited in except he covers music culture and the guy already fucked up and started using face cams. I give him a few months before he regrets it.

 

[Disastrously Dumb]

Who the fuck puts their pronoun in their name? Why not just put them in your profile? Unless, y'know, it's not about utility and it's all about being seen doing it.

I still feel weird that theres alot of discord servers that utilize pronouns in their server roles upon entry

like bruh, pronouns isnt a big deal

but it also enables alot of ppl where you didnt see their pronouns and just make a light joke like "Michelle is a bloke roleplaying as a girl"
and BAM, you get banned for being transphobic and Michael ranting about how you destroy their self image
even though you never checked their profile.


TL;DR Pronouns in discord just enables more faggotry

 

[SomethingProblematic]

Me waterboarding you: "Dude people have been drinking water since the dawn of humanity, stop being weird about it."