Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[uhoh spaghettios]

When has rekeita ever taken accountability?

 

[Can of Spam]

Wow. There's a lot of new space here since the Balldoman went supernova and birthed the Balldoverse. Very roomy, I like what they did with the curtains and snack trays.

I've been trying to keep up with all the Khantent since the harvest/distilling started, but was losing track of who was saying what retarded thing - like many others. So, like a good retard, I made a handy-dandy reference guide based of thousands of hours of reviewing footage, reading articles, and analyzing memes of who currently stands where in the Balkanizing Balldoverse:


If it's useful enough, I may even update it to reflect the accuracy of information crowdsourced from other retards. Thank you to all the other Farmers who made better memes that I just cobbled together.

 

[Sewer Rat]

If he wanted positive support and coverage from even more people, he ought to publicly give notice that he is going on hiatus to fix his life and is checking into rehab.

not really a choice when he already decided to go for the "I did literally nothing wrong" route, according to Nick everyone is lying, the police are lying, everyone is wrong and ultimately this is a goverment conspiracy

 

[KiwiFarmer9993!]

If he wanted positive support and coverage from even more people, he ought to publicly give notice that he is going on hiatus to fix his life and is checking into rehab.

But you see, that would be the smart and responsible thing to do, the adult thing to do. Cokieta would rather LARP as a 19 year old college kid fucking whores and getting high at the frat house.

 

[Retink Retunk]

Alex Stein is live on Kino Casino:

• Alex Stein claims Vic was the one who contacted him about appearing on his show about the Nick stuff, but Vic cancelled after talking to Nick privately.
• Alex Stein says Vic is being "lovebombed" by Nick.
• Alex denies Vic was going to defend Rekieta, but was going to tell Nick to get help. Agreed that it was going to be "I'm praying for you" stuff. Alex claimed Vic didn't realize how bad the situation was and said Vic denied to him that he knew that Nick was a swinger.

Alex Stein is about as credible as Aaron is the problem.

 

[oh no im late for school]

pretty much avoid trial at all costs, and if that fails he will go with Barnes and try to spin it as some kind of political persecution. he better cut a deal, because even if there's no way he will get 25 years, he WILL get some kind of penalty if this goes to the jury

iirc from the sentencing guidelines table kurt pulled up it was like 48 months community control for a first time offender, if i can find that table i'll put it here

 

[Balldo's Gate]

that fact alone is probably true, Stein, Camelot, YF, Mindset, Nate, Locals, etc. apparently Nick has been EXTREMELY active in dms and private calls, he is trying to get the biggest amount possible of support from other youtubers, I believe in order to get positive coverage

I guess he is taking ice-cold showers with all the shower calls he's making.

Do you think he's wearing his pope hat while desperately trying to keep what's left of "LawTube" in line?

 

[Strix454]

Nick reached out to camelot yesterday. They are still bros according to Nick.

Nick wants to take accountability for everything that has happened. But not accountability for anything in particular. So according to Camelot Nick is on the right path now.

TUG and Camelot are talking about how they and all their buddies were gathering up to do an intervention. Because Nick only had a problem a few days before that. It happened so fast that none of them could do anything.

TUG says that the police had no interest in child safety because they waited seven days to do the raid. Camelot suggested Nick was saying the same thing to him. Camelot was baiting a whole new conspiracy theory around the seven day wait and how the warrant wasn't valid or honest.

Nick is supposedly desperate to show that nothing was wrong with the kids and nothing that happened was about the kids. Camelot says that the children related charges will maybe re-evaluated in a couple days.

TUG repeats over and over that the police had no interest in doing anything about the kids. That it was all a conspiracy to get Nick on drug charges.

 

[Sharpeteer]

I've been trying to keep up with all the Khantent since the harvest/distilling started,

LMFAO

 

[Sheryl Nome]

Nick reached out to camelot yesterday. They are still bros according to Nick.

Nick wants to take accountability for everything that has happened. But not accountability for anything in particular. So according to Camelot Nick is on the right path now.

TUG and Camelot are talking about how they and all their buddies were gathering up to do an intervention. Because Nick only had a problem a few days before that. It happened so fast that none of them could do anything.

TUG says that the police had no interest in child safety because they waited seven days to do the raid. Camelot suggested Nick was saying the same thing to him. Camelot was baiting a whole new conspiracy theory around the seven day wait and how the warrant wasn't valid or honest.

Nick is supposedly desperate to show that nothing was wrong with the kids and nothing that happened was about the kids. Camelot says that the children related charges will maybe re-evaluated in a couple days.

TUG repeats over and over that the police had no interest in doing anything about the kids. That it was all a conspiracy to get Nick on drug charges.

"All a conspiracy to get nick on drug charges."

Then where are the kids Nick

If it was a conspiracy, why did they find all that coke in your house Nick.

 

[Pelican Bones]

@Himedall All-seeing Waifu wrote a long update for the thread OP, but it is still in the Prospering Grounds because so much has happened. It goes up to March 2024 with a focus on how his streams became more unhinged/sporadic, at the same time people started suspecting marriage problems and increased alcoholism.

Everyone feels sorry for the kids, but what about poor Himedall?

 

[CoomerTine]

Camelot and Tug with the we need more information cope

 

[Retink Retunk]

Nick reached out to camelot yesterday. They are still bros according to Nick.

Nick wants to take accountability for everything that has happened. But not accountability for anything in particular. So according to Camelot Nick is on the right path now.

TUG and Camelot are talking about how they and all their buddies were gathering up to do an intervention. Because Nick only had a problem a few days before that. It happened so fast that none of them could do anything.

TUG says that the police had no interest in child safety because they waited seven days to do the raid. Camelot suggested Nick was saying the same thing to him. Camelot was baiting a whole new conspiracy theory around the seven day wait and how the warrant wasn't valid or honest.

Nick is supposedly desperate to show that nothing was wrong with the kids and nothing that happened was about the kids. Camelot says that the children related charges will maybe re-evaluated in a couple days.

TUG repeats over and over that the police had no interest in doing anything about the kids. That it was all a conspiracy to get Nick on drug charges.

Those fuckers better have a prescription for that medical grade copium.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Those fuckers better have a prescription for that medical grade copium.

Is there a grade above? Because they are speeding towards that.

 

[Sewer Rat]

iirc from the sentencing guidelines table kurt pulled up it was like 48 months community control for a first time offender, if i can find that table i'll put it here

is that for the felony charge? because it doesn't matter how minimal the conviction is, he WILL NEVER get over being a "convicted felon"

I guess he is taking ice-cold showers with all the shower calls he's making.

Do you think he's wearing his pope hat while desperately trying to keep what's left of "LawTube" in line?

that gosh darn kiwi farms...

 

[Retink Retunk]

"All a conspiracy to get nick on drug charges."

Then where are the kids Nick

If it was a conspiracy, why did they find all that coke in your house Nick.

No, you don't get it, the school was in on it as well when it reported the kids were hungry and smelly from neglect. How could they be hungry when Balldo spent three thousand dollars a week on snacks? Chekmate prudes.

Is there a grade above? Because they are speeding towards that.

I think that's just called a lobotomy.

 

[Ibanez RG 350EX]

Nick is supposedly desperate to show that nothing was wrong with the kids and nothing that happened was about the kids. Camelot says that the children related charges will maybe re-evaluated in a couple days.

TUG repeats over and over that the police had no interest in doing anything about the kids. That it was all a conspiracy to get Nick on drug charges.

The absolute best case scenario is that all the food and clothing reports are exaggerated and Nick's kids were "only" exposed to their parents using hard drugs along with their live-in whore.

I don't think that's exactly the reputation-saving argument he believes it to be.

 

[WelfareNiggerQueen]

Nick reached out to camelot yesterday. They are still bros according to Nick.

Nick wants to take accountability for everything that has happened. But not accountability for anything in particular. So according to Camelot Nick is on the right path now.

TUG and Camelot are talking about how they and all their buddies were gathering up to do an intervention. Because Nick only had a problem a few days before that. It happened so fast that none of them could do anything.

TUG says that the police had no interest in child safety because they waited seven days to do the raid. Camelot suggested Nick was saying the same thing to him. Camelot was baiting a whole new conspiracy theory around the seven day wait and how the warrant wasn't valid or honest.

Nick is supposedly desperate to show that nothing was wrong with the kids and nothing that happened was about the kids. Camelot says that the children related charges will maybe re-evaluated in a couple days.

TUG repeats over and over that the police had no interest in doing anything about the kids. That it was all a conspiracy to get Nick on drug charges.

I knew Nick was secretly Mossad. The balldo was just an excuse to get dirt on everybody.

 

[hesaback]

Camelot looks like he has been on coke. Either that or he has a very sniffy cold.

 

[NostalgicJam]

Sean just confirmed live on stream that the house is a fuckin wreck