Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 17.8%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 93 26.3%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 57 16.1%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 137 38.7%

  • Total voters
    354
The affidavit talks like a grandma, ‘video blogs’ not ‘livestreams’. ’Social media bloggers’ not ‘YouTubers’.

Why not just get that part right? Weird.
The courts are very boomer-centric so they have to use words boomers understand.
Does it really matter who the judge is? There's only three. Are the noseguards going to find a problem with all three?
No. They probably all hate him.
She needs to be treated like all holes on the road. Filled and ignored
Ewww... No thanks. You guys need some standards.
There has been no notice filed by any attorney that she is being represented. Her having conditional bond means that there's only enough money for one of them to go out doing blow and it's not going to be Kayla.
Nick:
"Kayla. They expect one of us in the wreckage."
Kayla:
"Have we started the line?"
Nick
"The snow rises!"
 
Unless you just hate Nick, you have to have empathy for him losing his kids.
Cope. If you take an objective look at the documents provided by the state and remove the rekeitas name from the documents, these people should not be in custody of their children until they are found not guilty or have some sort of deal with the judicial system.
 
Unholy Fucking Hell, this is just beyond belief at this point. Can we get a prosecutor to ask Crackets if he just wanted to be a lifetime Lolcow of the Year winner. I cannot understand how he has not figured out that the more he "explains", on text and video that can be recorded, the farther the state will shove their Balldo in his ass. And the state has a mighty big Balldo, and are too cheap to waste taxpayer money on lube.
 
Something people miss. Sean touched on it. There are 2 other simultaneous investigations ongoing. Or rather 1 alternate investigation that could land in 2 different court paths (or both). CPS is involved. Their investigation into child neglect will almost certainly be a matter before the Juvenile and Family Court. And Nick and Kayla have almost no options there except "Shut the Fuck Up, Rehab, and do whatever the Fuck CPS says". This is just to have a hope of ever seeing the kids again.

But

Depending on what CPS finds, if they finding anything that exceeds basic neglect, another whole set of Criminal Charges may be incoming. Like heaven forbid one of the kids ate one of Kayla's special gummies. Did either parent have a tendency to violence and actually hit the kids? Where the rampantly depraved sex acts being witnessed by the kids? Or worse? I know we don't want to think along these lines, and right now nobody thinks Nick and company could be capable of such, but what did we all think Nick was capable of a week ago? They brought strange adults into their children's home for an orgy filled lifestyle. What did they know about these horny adults? What was the degree of separation with regards the kids.
 
I've heard the theory that Kayla has her own attorney that's advising her differently than Nick, but that doesn't really makes sense to me.

What's Kayla's deal?
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They BOTH wanted an attorney day 1 of bust. Since April got off, I'm sure she got one and now Kayla found that out and opted for one other than her husband. We could be looking at divorce proceedings in the midst of his case, his because I feel Kayla will plea deal, go to rehab and take Nick for a ride on the "Child Support" of 5 Children. Since the USA takes liberties of Women first in priority vs men in custody battles 9/10.
 
It's worth mentioning that a few months ago, Coomalot's defense of EVS's womanly hatred of Eric July got him ostracized by the G+G and FNT crowd. In response, he unsuccessfully tried to start a whisper campaign that Az/HeelVsBabyface was a sex pest and "allegations are only a few years away." He did it in a legit faggy, halfhearted way and it went nowhere. He seems to have dropped it pretty quick. All that to say, Coomalot is a clout chaser who's also a degenerate himself so it's hard to take much of what he says seriously.

In comparison, self-described degenerate ItsAGundam did his weekly livestream tonight. He walked back his praise for the pill stream last week once he found out Nick has kids and he was neglecting them. Even Pokimane's future ex-husband isn't going to noseguard.
coomalot is that guy that tries to bounce from group to group trying to find acceptance and people to think hes "cool". hes a total faggot and everyone realizes it and tosses him to the side
 
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They BOTH wanted an attorney day 1 of bust. Since April got off, I'm sure she got one and now Kayla found that out and opted for one other than her husband. We could be looking at divorce proceedings in the midst of his case, his because I feel Kayla will plea deal, go to rehab and take Nick for a ride on the "Child Support" of 5 Children. Since the USA takes liberties of Women first in priority vs men in custody battles 9/10.

Not just that but Kayla was a housewife the whole time. Depending on how MN does alimony she can get him for that too.

Nick is gonna end up in a cardboard box under an overpass in Minneapolis.
 
More with TUG and Camelot:
Is it just me, or do a lot of the more rabid Nick supporters have more than a whiff of "prefabricated easily transportable housing" about them?

Even the furries did, let that sink in.
He was too dysfunctional to work at Gamestop... and he viewed that as his "career"
 
...he is trying to get the biggest amount possible of support from other youtubers...
I fail to see how positive coverage from prominent YouTubers has much or any effect on the small Minnesota community in which the Rekietas reside, especially given YouTubers and other assorted influencer-types are the most dysfunctional, narcissistic, and degenerate demographic imaginable. Their support--in this context--means nothing, less than nothing.

Insofar as I know, Rekieta is still representing himself and his wife. His shell-shocked children, now presumably fed and bathed, are staying with relatives. He's probably going through fairly severe alcoholic withdrawal right about now, almost certainly without medical supervision. (I've done that. It's no fun.) His wife, who is in all probabillity addicted to cocaine, is going through a hell of her own. Imagine what she must be thinking; that is, if she allows herself to think. The State has taken her kids from her, torn them from her life. Everyone will think she's a Bad Mom. She is a Bad Mom.

Meanwhile, here's Rekieta hunched over his computer, fingers flying over the keyboard, messaging fellow YouTubers, drumming up useless support, scheming legal strategies with his few remaining LawTube buddies, engaging in paranoid fantasies about church lady vendettas. Dude's dreaming comeback trails and redemption arcs. He thinks he's the hero in a hero's journey. Too bad for Rekieta that's how most drunks think, how we see ourselves when deep in our disease: we plot, we scheme, we fantasize. If he doesn't wake up from this stupid dream, he will without doubt lose everything.
 
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It's worth mentioning that a few months ago, Coomalot's defense of EVS's womanly hatred of Eric July got him ostracized by the G+G and FNT crowd. In response, he unsuccessfully tried to start a whisper campaign that Az/HeelVsBabyface was a sex pest and "allegations are only a few years away." He did it in a legit faggy, halfhearted way and it went nowhere. He seems to have dropped it pretty quick. All that to say, Coomalot is a clout chaser who's also a degenerate himself so it's hard to take much of what he says seriously.

In comparison, self-described degenerate ItsAGundam did his weekly livestream tonight. He walked back his praise for the pill stream last week once he found out Nick has kids and he was neglecting them. Even Pokimane's future ex-husband isn't going to noseguard.
And he did the same to that rabbit girl, when she - wisely - told him to fuck off.
He knows how bad allegations like that can hurt people, but apparently his plea for empathy towards Nick doesn't count when it's shit he does. What a loser.
 
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Say it was strange that if they really were concerned about the children, then why did they wait so long?
The judge needed to sign the warrant wasn’t available on Memorial Day. After taking the initial report and confirming the statements of the witnesses it was already the weekend so the police had to wait for the judge to return. That seems more likely to explain the 6 day wait than the conspiratorial ravings of a cokehead allergic to accountability.

Thursday: Pastor makes report to police, probably at the end of his day

Friday: Police investigate by confirming what the Pastor told them with the witnesses

Saturday: No court Judge isn’t available

Sunday: No court Judge isn’t available

Monday/Memorial Day: No court Judge isn’t available

Tuesday: Judge signs the warrant, police search Balldo Compound

Wednesday: The Crackhead Conspiracy Cope-a-thon starts.

Edit: Nevermind I mistakenly thought they were arrested on Tuesday not last Thursday
 
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His 6 year ols probably didn't reach the development stage to demand certain clothes, it's usually around puberty when they start doing that and protesting parents choices.
This is me being pedantic but this happens way before puberty. Six year olds absolutely develop preferences for colors, textures, certain articles of clothing, refusing uncomfortable dresses and headbands, and some children can be quite rigid, while others don't seem to care. Elementary age children absolutely will fire an I'm-not-wearing-that at their parents.
I mean Nick's kids won't, because they have to knife-fight over the one clean shirt while mom and dad are in a drug haze or something, but you get the picture.
 
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They BOTH wanted an attorney day 1 of bust. Since April got off, I'm sure she got one and now Kayla found that out and opted for one other than her husband. We could be looking at divorce proceedings in the midst of his case, his because I feel Kayla will plea deal, go to rehab and take Nick for a ride on the "Child Support" of 5 Children. Since the USA takes liberties of Women first in priority vs men in custody battles 9/10.
That is the most 🌈 outcome. This might be cope and naive on my end, but I (want to) believe Kayla is either already in rehab or finding one as we speak, at minimum she was advised to take a plea and go ahead to go to rehab so she can prove she is being proactive.

Most mothers hit rock bottom when their children are taken away. It does not excuse what has happened. At fucking all, she did coke, K, and whatever else, but I hope and pray one of them gets their fucking act together for the sake of the children, and it's sure as hell NOT going to be Nick.
 
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Nick seems to have short term memory loss.
Doesn't surprise me at all that Nick is the type of fag to have "outdoor cats". Unless you actually have property that needs a mouser, keep your fucking cats indoors so they don't get hit by a car, get sick, or annihilate your local songbird population.
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Pic unrelated, I just like posting cats.
 
Nick's whole concern now is the kids. He just wants his kids back.
He doesn't deserve them, and they sure as fuck don't deserve him. They deserve better.

This stuff with Nick is "real". Its not like Nick going after Eric July.
What the fuck is that? A tacit admission he only went after July because JuJu ordered it? Thanks for the confirmation.

If Nick goes to rehab, he is admitting to being a drug user and being guilty. Or going to rehab will screw up a plea deal.
That is not how that works. In fact, the opposite is true. Several lawyers have pointed that out.

The only reason to go that route is if he's looking to completely walk, and that's extremely optimistic. It also won't solve his problems.

Nick then told camelot his kids were not in the house and it broke camelot's heart. They took Nick's kids. Unless you just hate Nick, you have to have empathy for him losing his kids.
I am happy that his kid's are away from him, not because I hate Nick, but because they are now in an environment where they are presumably being property fed, clothed, away from drugs and degeneracy, and safe.

Nick's kids didn't have clothes because lots of kids always create competition for clothing. Someone says that in Chat and camelot says he can see that perspective.
The fuck?
 
Camelot appears to be gearing up to read out additional sections of the leaked DM group.
Camelot is reading it out without displaying on screen so it's hard to tell what he's saying.
For the record at the beginning of the stream he was talking about trash that leaked dms, said it's terrible that happened, and that he won't name who he suspects did it, but it is probably streamer doing it for content.
 
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