Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Captain Manning]

Is this behavior entirely down to Nick's narcissism? Or could part of it be that he's making such awful judgments and behaving like this because he's got coke brain?

Nick has always been a stubborn SOB, but I would not argue against the idea the coke is making it worse.

 

[Young_Griff]

Drex is pissed Aaron got to do our wife? Also what are the chances nick throws our wife under the buss in the upcoming trial?

95%

 

[Truly Rural]

From the way that TUG and Camelot were talking, I think its wrapped up in a potential strategy to invalidate the warrant in court.

a) The children were never in danger.
b) The fact that the police waited a week to raid Nick's house proves that they didn't care about the children anyway. If they cared about the children they would have gone in immediately.
c) Because of (a) and (b), the true purpose of the warrant was to execute an illegal search of Nick's house for drugs.

Therefore the warrant should be thrown out.

Therefore Nick is completely innocent.

I would guess that this is what all of Nick's cryptic comments have been pointing towards about us not knowing the "real facts".

Correct me if I'm wrong but as I understand this warrant was supported with lots of probable cause. Had they found nothing at all it just would mean there is nothing to charge them with, it doesn't make the warrant bad.

If house was drugs free, clean, with happy clean kids who are well fed it still wouldn't invalidate the warrant.

And if warrant was flawed and bad they could have it thrown out even if drugs were found.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

When a star dies, it does so fantastically and very quickly compared to how long it existed. Nick is currently experiencing this fascinating phenomenon

Can Nick fucking slow down? This is only Wednesday. Save some until Friday, for fuck’s sake.

 

[Young_Griff]

Correct me if I'm wrong but as I understand this warrant was supported with lots of probable cause. Had they found nothing at all it just would mean there is nothing to charge them with, it doesn't make the warrant bad.

If house was drugs free, clean, with happy clean kids who are well fed it still wouldn't invalidate the warrant.

And if warrant was flawed and bad they could have it thrown out even if drugs were found.

You are correct so far as I understand it (IANAL)

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

I was thinking about who all of Nick's actions have fucked with and I feel bad for his Dad. Correct my if I'm wrong but I want to say that Nick is an only child. He's also in his 40s so his father is somewhere around 70 years old.

Nick being an only child would explain a lot, actually.

The court docs imply thay Kayla at least has one sister.

 

[Low IQ Doctor]

I was thinking about who all of Nick's actions have fucked with and I feel bad for his Dad. Correct my if I'm wrong but I want to say that Nick is an only child. He's also in his 40s so his father is somewhere around 70 years old.

I thought that Nick had a sister who has a kid of her own. I wanna say she's a bit of a libtard but I don't think we know that much about her.

 

[Ice Gun Ninja]

Correct my if I'm wrong but I want to say that Nick is an only child

We know that Nick at least has a sister. He was talking about how she made Nick dress up in girls clothing.

 

[Retink Retunk]

You mean you don't trust this?

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It's like boss baby merged with an elderly pig.

 

[Young_Griff]

We know that Nick has a at least has a sister. He was talking about how she made Nick dress up in girls clothing.

This explains so much about balldo man

 

[Jason "Qriist" Close]

So because I live in Minnesota can I request an inspection of the bodycam footage? Obviously I can't do anything like sneak out footage or whatever but I could post what I see on here. Does anyone know the procedure for that?

When I asked for the warrant I had used a template I found online. Can't find it now so I'll just copy the email I sent. Obviously, fill in your own <info> and take out mentions of getting copies.

<my name>
<my address>

2024-05-28

Kandiyohi County Sheriff's Office
Kandiyohi County Sheriff's Records Department
2201 NE 23rd St, Suite 101
Willmar, MN 56201
(320) 235-1260
Fax: (320) 231-6235


Dear Kandiyohi County Sheriff's Records Department:
Under the Minnesota Data Practices Act § 13.01 et seq., I am requesting an opportunity to inspect or obtain copies of the search warrant executed on May 23rd 2024 on Nick Rekieta's residence at the following address:
12291 51st Street NE
Spicer, MN 56288

For explicit clarification, this is the search warrant referenced in State of Minnesota v. Nicholas Robert Rekieta, case file 34-CR-24-341.

I am also requesting inspection of copies of any public records which were used to establish the probable cause necessary to authorize the above search warrant.

Digital inspection or copies of all files is acceptable, as is the reasonable redaction of names to protect the identities of minors or other valid reasons.

If there are any fees for searching or copying these records, please inform me. However, I would also like to request a waiver of all fees in that the disclosure of the requested information is in the public interest and will contribute significantly to the public’s understanding of the arrest of a person with substantial influence in the political and media entertainment sphere. As a volunteer member of the Kiwi Farms reporting forum, my request is related to news gathering purposes. Accordingly, this information is not being sought for commercial purposes.

I would request a prompt response to this request. If you expect a significant delay in responding to or in fulfilling this request, please contact me with information about when I might expect copies or the ability to inspect the requested records.

If you deny any or all of this request, please cite each specific exemption you feel justifies the refusal to release the information and notify me of the appeal procedures available to me under the law.

Thank you for considering my request.

Sincerely,
<my name>
<my contact info>

I emailed their records department ( ksd-records@kcmn.us ) and this was what they responded with from a different email ( Carol.Kohlman@kcmn.us )

 

[Young_Griff]

It's like boss baby merged with an elderly pig.

He's the main bearded pig from the Angry birds movie

 

[AltisticRight]

Just noticed CGoody in coomalots chat, he's shitting on Sean.

Edit:

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Signed, man who was catfished by a terminally online mid-aged weirdo that steal nude photos from Reddit and has 2000+ hours wasted on TF2.
This guy totally leaves his gooncave guys. Kiwis 100% FELTED.

 

[polar bear]

Sorry if I missed it, but has Nick also applied to get the bodycam released?
He is rich, and is convinced that cops were lying about his children being neglected and living in a mess. He should be the one begging the po-po to release the footage ASAP and show us all how we are wrong.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Nick, I can cure your alcoholism. Permanently. With a pill. For only 15k I will be more than happy to send you a month's worth of Anabuse. You will be either completely free of alcohol or dead. It’s not like you really have much to lose anymore.

Yes, I know not to write posts like this, but we know he’s reading this and it would be remiss of me if I didn’t offer a way out.

 

[Sewer Rat]

Correct me if I'm wrong but as I understand this warrant was supported with lots of probable cause. Had they found nothing at all it just would mean there is nothing to charge them with, it doesn't make the warrant bad.

If house was drugs free, clean, with happy clean kids who are well fed it still wouldn't invalidate the warrant.

And if warrant was flawed and bad they could have it thrown out even if drugs were found.

yes, the whole attack on the warrant is the most retarded take possible and that's what Barnes and Viva are pushing for, the only "lawtuber" supporting them that i've seen is the jew lawgic guy, and mostly because he is the biggest noseguard out there, all other lawyers, even if they like Nick won't attack the warrant because it literally is a solid warrant.
they found drug, drug paraphernalia, guns, ammo, trash and dirty kids.

 

[Strix454]

Correct me if I'm wrong but as I understand this warrant was supported with lots of probable cause. Had they found nothing at all it just would mean there is nothing to charge them with, it doesn't make the warrant bad.

That is essentially correct. The argument I outlined is very unlikely to be successful in any court because of all the probable cause.

In Nick's coked up brain, there is NOTHING WRONG with him and NOTHING WRONG with the kids or the house. He is more than able to convince himself that there was no justification for CPS or the warrant.

But he would never be able to convince a judge of that.

 

[gang weeder]

From the way that TUG and Camelot were talking, I think its wrapped up in a potential strategy to invalidate the warrant in court.

a) The children were never in danger.
b) The fact that the police waited a week to raid Nick's house proves that they didn't care about the children anyway. If they cared about the children they would have gone in immediately.
c) Because of (a) and (b), the true purpose of the warrant was to execute an illegal search of Nick's house for drugs.

Therefore the warrant should be thrown out.

Therefore Nick is completely innocent.

I would guess that this is what all of Nick's cryptic comments have been pointing towards about us not knowing the "real facts".

Very plausible, as in, your theory of what's going through Nick's head is very plausible. Sean said when going over the report that it sure sounded like the police knew where to look for the drugs. If someone told the cops where the drugs would be, probably Aaron, why wouldn't that be in the warrant?

Regardless, the warrant was clearly aiming at establishing probable cause of drug use, not child neglect. The child neglect was cited as evidence of drug abuse and Nick isn't even charged with anything related to the kids as of yet, just the drugs and guns. The warrant indeed wasn't primarily about the kids, it was primarily aimed at making a case that the cops were going to find coke in Racket's house. So I feel pretty sure this little game plan will fail horribly even if Nick really tries it. Boy are we in for a long harvest if he sticks with that narrative and tries to fight it that way.

Is this behavior entirely down to Nick's narcissism? Or could part of it be that he's making such awful judgments and behaving like this because he's got coke brain?
Even assuming that he stopped using entirely from the day of the arrest, how long would the coke brain last?

It's a lot of things:

1. Possible withdrawals and/or the effects of renewed substance use--wouldn't be surprised at all if he's already drinking again
2. His life is under the world's biggest microscope right now, with untold hordes of autists guzzling up every crumb of information, and countless more random people just pointing and laughing
3. He's facing serious criminal charges
4. He's lost his kids and his personal life outside the Internet is surely in free fall right now
5. He clearly has an over-inflated ego and a compulsive need to defend it
6. All of this is all happening to him all at once, very fast

Anyone in his situation would probably be acting erratically. Add in that he's proven long before things really hit the fan that he has poor character and judgment, and well this is what you get. As stupid as he's being, his continued copesplaining is surely far from the dumbest thing people have done after getting unexpectedly busted for coke, losing their kids, facing jail time, etc.

 

[Not Who You Think]

Note: No one mentioned in this post owes me an explanation, nor am I asking for one. I am merely making a record of my findings here. Also, I am posting here because this is where much of the discussion pertaining to this content has taken place.

Some seem to be portraying Aaron as a servant in the Rekieta household who is trying unsuccessfully to trade housework for entrance into the sex/coke den while he rages about being a hero with the biggest penis in the world. Funny stuff, but inaccurate to the level where it shares the same DNA as the cope the balldo guards have of "Aaron was just jealous that Nick fucked his wife" as a reason to dismiss him. Understandable, since Aaron is unlikable.

Also, to this point, most (if not all) the details we have pertaining to the relationship between the Imholtes and the Rekietas has come from Aaron since Nick, Kayla, and April haven't told their side of the story. If Aaron is a lying snake, then, why are we using his testimony on the matter as evidence that KF was right about a lot of things (even on the recent MATI stream)? The thread is even using it to vindicate Cynthia. Funny stuff. Saying Aaron mixes truth with lies is well and good, but entire narratives are being invented in attempt to... creatively paraphrase(?) Aaron's involvement with the Rekieta's and inject an odd kind of bias.

For example:

Spoiler: The Metokur Stream

Metokur did a section on Aaron in his livestream. Metokur attempts to create an association between the swinging and Aaron's concerns over drug overdose. Kind of a leap as they are two separate issues, but he goes on to try and shame Aaron as best he can and even going so far as to claim that Nick was to good at sexing women that Aaron's wife left him. His regular use of the term "throuple" further implicates Kayla was not having sex with Aaron. While Aaron's behavior should be shame-able, Metokur's approach won't work on Aaron and the reason why makes Metokur look a bit naïve/silly.

Spoiler: Metokur talks Aaron Imholte

Metokur's attempts to give Aaron a hard time for "letting Nick fuck his wife/losing his wife" falls flat for two reasons. First, it was a wife-swap situation so Aaron was getting Kayla. Second, and I can't believe it needs to be said, Aaron doesn't love April and hasn't indicated that he cared what April did with Nick (he was busy with Kayla). Any attempt to shame Aaron in this way is misguided and betrays an almost embarrassing naivety on Metokur's part... or maybe Metokur just likes saying "cuck" as much as Nick did. Moving on...

Aaron was looking to get with Kayla, he got with Kayla, and now he's moved on. This is why Aaron speaks the way he does about the adults involved, including his "sweetie" Kayla. In Aaron's mind, there was only himself, which included protecting his access to his own kids. That's it. Aaron has a history of being a cheating scumbag so this really shouldn't be surprising. Instead of making Aaron out to be a cuck by playing up Nick's sexual prowess and generally avoiding Kayla's role in swinging, it would have been more accurate to portray Aaron as a scumbag who wanted to have sex with Kayla and didn't care what happened to his wife.

With what we knew at that point, and the clips he shared, Metokur should have been able to piece together that Aaron wanted to be rid of his wife. Aaron just didn't want anyone to die of an overdose. As far as Kayla goes, maybe Metokur feels bad bringing Nick's wife into this and old habits die hard. I know that bringing up spouses can be line crossing in the Sektur, especially for Metokur, but I think we're well past this now.

I'm sure Metokur thought long and hard about what he said to Nick at the end of the show. I'm also sure that if Metokur focused on Nick's role in dealing with the Imholtes (trading his own wife for a young married cokewhore), it would have taken away from Jim's plea to Nick's good nature. So: here's Aaron! A cuckhold buffoon that just doesn't know what's up... who just happens to be the only one who got in, did some drugs, had sex with Kayla, and then got out before the arrests and is more than happy to let them rot in prison.

By the way, if that sounds like winning to you, I encourage you to reassess your priorities. Aaron is scum.

Spoiler: Kino Casino Stream

Then the Kino Casino stream starts off with Aaron calling himself "a piece of shit" and just as guilty as everyone else, only difference being he got out and sought help before arrests could be made. PPP says that they aren't there to give him a hard time but to let him tell his side of the story.

Much later, after Aaron says "I didn't have the balls to stop it" PPP tries to lay into Aaron by saying "you had the balls to do cocaine" and it falls flat because Aaron has already made it clear that he doesn't need to hear this at the beginning of the stream. Nick, Kayla, and April "I am not an addict. someone did this to me" Imholte do because they are the ones still avoiding responsibility.

With nowhere left to go, PPP and Warski end up agreeing with what Aaron had already established early in the stream.

Spoiler: PPP tries to beat a dead horse and discovers the horse is dead

It seems that PPP didn't fully understand that he is powerless to push Aaron down any lower than he is, and as a result, PPP wasn't able to effectively do his judging from on high bit. Interesting (if true) stories abound in this stream, but I'm curious to hear what else comes of it. In the meantime, for what it's worth, we seem to have Aaron's side of things.

As a bonus, here's Aaron talking about how April used two credit cards to cut up the cocaine at the Rekieta's. Somehow PPP thinks sharing this story makes Aaron a hero, and Aaron predictably denies this:

Guess what was found in the Rekieta's bedroom:


By the way, if people want Aaron to shut up about how sorry he is then don't do what PPP did and try to confront him with his sins. He will just agree with you on that point, and you will agree with him on that point, and no one will thank you for bringing it up again.

Spoiler: MATI 2024-05-28

Tuesday's MATI had Null exaggerating the KC stream. Some of what he brought up is in the thread as well, so I'm guessing that he's going with popular opinion whether he watched the whole stream or not. In any case, it is unclear what he is basing some of his knowledge about Aaron on.

One thing Null makes clear, after going on about how Aaron wrongfully blamed KF for the arrests and that Aaron only changed his story when he got on on Kino Casino so he could be on the winning team (and Null knows this because he can remember things from a week ago), is that he doesn't have to have a reason for not liking Aaron.

Spoiler: What Null thinks of Aaron

I also have a memory that goes back further than a week and can remember that Aaron retracted his statement on the 24th, citing that there was "fog of war" on both sides (as some on KF thought Aaron did the reporting). This was covered in the thread and by elissa clips. I honestly don't care about the veracity of the apology, so much as the timeline where it is established that Aaron course-corrected days before going on Kino Casino.

Spoiler: Aaron apologizes to KF clip

Null invents a scenario where, we can again see that Nick is the only one having sex and Aaron is a servant. Null then says that he doesn't understand how Aaron could get mad at Nick for leaving a bullet of cocaine on the couch where kids could get at it. It sounds like Null thinks Aaron imagined part of it(?), but maybe it was just poorly worded. In any case, a very strange comment to make:

Spoiler: Null doesn't understand why Aaron would blame Nick

Null also claims that Aaron is untrustworthy because he seems up on Nick's lore and is eager to spill the beans on everyone.

Spoiler: Aaron knows all the obscure lore

Again, unsure where Null is getting this from. There were times where Aaron didn't know what KC was talking about. Aaron notably had nothing to say about MANdy (which would have happened while they were still together) and no real comment on Montagraph.

Spoiler: Aaron on MANdy

Spoiler: Aaron on Montagraph

Then there's this superchat from JoshMoonAnimeGod (lol) which seems relevant to Null's observation:

If Null and I watched the same Kino Casino stream, he would know whatever problems Nick had, Aaron took his share right down to not being able to sexually perform on occasion with Kayla.

I get it. Null doesn't like Aaron and doesn't have to. However, it seems like Null dislikes Aaron so much that he can become lost in his own narrative and that makes him look silly, out of touch, and a bit spiteful. Unsure why. Maybe the allegations against the farms really got to him, but Null gets that all the time. I genuinely don't know why Aaron had this kind of impact on Null.

Spoiler: This thread

This thread contains a mix from all the above because it all funnels here. I'll forgo clips/links as there is no point in singling out particular posters. Lots of new blood anyway, so I doubt it would be productive.

For example, there are some who want to point out that April left Aaron and/or assert that Aaron was locked out of the group. Unsure how they reconcile that Nick/Kayla tried to get Aaron back into the group, and when Aaron declined, Nick accused Aaron of leading Kayla on and said Aaron should kill himself. Probably easier if they don't reconcile it considering the bulk of the information we have about the details of their gross relationship come from Aaron anyway and the rest tend to get exaggerated.

I digress...

Spoiler: Conclusion

First a quick recap:
In a bid to make fun of Aaron, Metokur makes Nick out to be a cocaine-fueled sexpert who stole Aaron's wife (because Nick is so good at sex) while Aaron played house elf. He hopes this cocaine-fueled sexpert has enough good in him to do the right thing. Metokur ignores aspects pertaining to Aaron banging Kayla possibly because it's inconvenient to his speech about possible redemption, it would mean speaking ill of a one-time friend's wife, servile incel cucks don't do that.

In a bid to make fun of Aaron, PPP tries to confront Aaron with his failures while asserting that Aaron sounds like a hero in his stories, forgetting that Aaron already covered this and Aaron's predictable response sucks the power out of PPP's words. Righteous smackdown denied.

In a bid to make fun of Aaron, Null makes some questionable claims based on the information at hand. I honestly don't know why Null said those things outside of being irritated by Aaron's initial accusation of KF reporting Nick to the police.

In a bid to make fun of Aaron, this thread, well, does exactly what it does best: meme, speculate, shitpost, and gather intel. Whatever happens happens.

Concerning Aaron:
Aaron didn't risk his marriage by getting into drugs and swinging. He traded his marriage for drugs and a go with Kayla. He got what he wanted and then he left before arrests could be made. Aaron doesn't need them anymore and he is/was happy to let them rot in prison, as long as no one died of an overdose on his watch and he gets to see his kids. Now, he appears to be doing everything in his power to get the system to work for him so he can save himself.

Calling Aaron on his sins does nothing meaningful and just invites an overlong confession of what we already know. Calling Aaron a cuck does nothing meaningful either since he didn't love his wife. Anyone looking to get under his skin using these methods is barking up the wrong tree. Best they can hope for is Aaron eventually getting tired of it and snaps.

The narrative of Nick being some kind of cocaine sexpert is an embarrassing way to try to get one over on the likes of Aaron. Focusing on Aaron losing his wife is pointless since he had long since stopped loving her. Everyone is disgusting. Aaron being portrayed as some kind of incel cuck is a passive way to overlook Kayla's role in cucking her own husband.

To be clear, I have no interest in defending Aaron. I just find what he's brought out in people to be interesting, especially as it relates to Nick and Kayla. Much like it was with Kayla when I started posting about her, some people don't seem to really listen when Aaron speaks and are prone to invent their own narratives here and there.

Very curious what Kayla will have to say about all this.

 

[moocow]

how long would the coke brain last?

IIRC long term cocaine use eventually causes permanent structural changes and degradation in the brain. If he's been using long enough, the coke brain may well be permanent.