Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[RotPockets]

Nick:
"Kayla. They expect one of us in the wreckage."
Kayla:
"Have we started the line?"
Nick
"The snow rises!"

Kayla:
Are all those lines just for us?
Nick:
I will be us.

 

[BradCarter]

"Listen your honor. It's not my fault my kids reeked and wore dirty clothes. They wanted to! What am I supposed to do? Control them? Tell them what to do?"

Noseguards grasp on the basic concepts of parenting is concerning.

 

[KiwiFarmer9993!]

Nick, I can cure your alcoholism. Permanently. With a pill. For only 15k I will be more than happy to send you a months’s worth of Anabuse. You will be either completely free of alcohol or dead. It’s not like you really have much to lose anymore.

Yes, I know not to write posts like this, but we know he’s reading this and it would be remiss of me if I didn’t offer a way out.

Do not pozload my neghole, stalker child.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Kayla:
Are all those lines just for us?
Nick:
I will be us.

"Don't worry, I'll be fine. By the way, where's your stash?"

 

[noor1717]

Nick Rekeita: The Police Report's WILD details (with @NateTheLawyer and @GoodLawgic )​

 

[Strix454]

Camelot is still going. I peeked in. He has that whore Nina Infinity on now in addition to TUG and they were discussing how swinging and wife-swapping is just a normal thing nobody cares about. Nina said that stuff is "private and personal". Camelot said that Nick and Kayla just need to own that. They were also trying to draw a distinction between Jack Murphy and Nick. That Jack Murphy was somehow different and worse than Nick's wholesome swinging.

TUG said there were more important things in all these serious charges against Nick than silly stuff like swinging and swapping.

 

[Pelican Bones]

Some seem to be portraying Aaron as a servant in the Rekieta household...

Man, I'm just here to make fun of and laugh at Nick and the rest.

Aaron is a cuck. It's funny.

Nobody actually thinks Broke Dick Nick is a sexpert.

We're laughing at retards. I don't care what does or doesn't get under anyone's skin.

 

[TurdThrower]

Denial is not a river in Egypt

He fucks bitches

 

[Joe Swanson]

If Aaron is a lying snake, then, why are we using his testimony on the matter as evidence that KF was right about a lot of things (even on the recent MATI stream)?

The thing is, it's hard to tell what exactly Aaron is lying about if he is at all (which he's probably at the very least embellishing shit and leaving out parts that make him look reprehensible,) as he no doubt has seen his fair share of shit worthy of telling a story. He also knows when to not embellish something, such as telling PPP Nick doesn't particularly seeth about his thread to others in person.

Ultimately he should just be used as a measuring stick to confirm what we already know about Nick from more reliable sources.

 

[Shark Senpai]

"Listen your honor. It's not my fault my kids reeked and wore dirty clothes. They wanted to! What am I supposed to do? Control them? Tell them what to do?"

Noseguards grasp on the basic concepts of parenting is concerning.

"Your honor, the Non-Aggression Principle left me powerless to correct these damn keedz poor behavior. I wanted to see them succeed but they just would not pull themselves up by their bootstraps and I'm not going to subsidize their failures like some socialist. These damn socialist kids even started complaining, I knew revolution was inevitable then so I made sure to keep myself armed. The Constitution protects my right to defend my cocaine from socialist children."

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

Nick, I can cure your alcoholism. Permanently. With a pill. For only 15k I will be more than happy to send you a months’s worth of Anabuse. You will be either completely free of alcohol or dead. It’s not like you really have much to lose anymore.

Yes, I know not to write posts like this, but we know he’s reading this and it would be remiss of me if I didn’t offer a way out.

The problem with Anabuse for someone this addicted to alcohol is that they are so used to being sick all of the time that the side-effect will not bother them enough to stop drinking.
Minor Powerlevel:

Spoiler

I know this from experience working with alcoholics, I once had a guy that took the pill under supervision, later when we performed our barracks inspection he had apparently downed an entire bottle of vodka. Dude's eyes were completely bloodshot, fucker looked like a demon. but heavy drinkers like this will always find a way

 

[ThinkThankThunk]

Correct my if I'm wrong but I want to say that Nick is an only child.

It's already been said but Nick has a sister, but she's a total mess too. Got divorced and became a lesbian then moved out of the country to teach yoga in Mexico while leaving her kid with the ex who immediately remarried. @Himedall All-seeing Waifu had pulled it ages ago, I don't know if he ever pieced it together beyond that.

Also worth noting that Nick's dad isn't that much older than him, he's maybe early-sixties and he was seen donating for Nick to take shots as late as a few months ago. What little we've seen of Nick's family is frankly disastrous, and I'm willing to bet that his relatives all would have done the same shit he did if they had been given the opportunity. Apples rarely fall far from their trees.

I'm guessing based on how quickly they resettled the kids that they're currently in their closer maternal grandparent's care. Given that they have little presence and Kayla's sister was worried about the children, I'm willing to bet they're the substantially better option between the two.

 

[Niggernerd]

Enjoy prison, stalker

Denial is not a river in Egypt
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He fucks bitches
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So he simps thousands of women. Yikes!

 

[Sharpeteer]

Camelot is still going. I peeked in. He has that whore Nina Infinity on now in addition to TUG and they were discussing how swinging and wife-swapping is just a normal thing nobody cares about. Nina said that stuff is "private and personal". Camelot said that Nick and Kayla just need to own that. They were also trying to draw a distinction between Jack Murphy and Nick. That Jack Murphy was somehow different and worse than Nick's wholesome swinging.

TUG said there were more important things in all these serious charges against Nick than silly stuff like swinging and swapping.

Hey fellas, you should probably never go out with Nina Infinity. The concept of a relationship apparently doesn't exist with her.

Jesus. When are these CG/Fandom Menace/etc groups ever going to find quality?

Denial is not a river in Egypt
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He fucks bitches
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Way for CGoody to leave out 75% of the post. Leaving out the details is the Rekieta way. He's learning well.

"I bang women."

If you have to say this to people, you don't. Also you sexted a man. Gay. Also, who above the age of 15 says they "bang women"? That's even gayer than sexting men.

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

Viva going full on q-anon levels of cope. Trust the plan!!!!
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https://x.com/thevivafrei/status/1795992244979183634

https://archive.ph/4wm6x

Denial is not a river in Egypt
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These two posts (and these two posts alone) have convinced me that KF needs a cringe react option. Seeing this shit is like actually painful

 

[CoomerTine]

it’s tough love, man!

Jeezus Nina you’re a stupid spic

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

Camelot is still going. I peeked in. He has that whore Nina Infinity on now in addition to TUG and they were discussing how swinging and wife-swapping is just a normal thing nobody cares about. Nina said that stuff is "private and personal". Camelot said that Nick and Kayla just need to own that. They were also trying to draw a distinction between Jack Murphy and Nick. That Jack Murphy was somehow different and worse than Nick's wholesome swinging.

TUG said there were more important things in all these serious charges against Nick than silly stuff like swinging and swapping.

What a dumb fucking whore. Swinging is not normal. It is degenerate. Polyamory destroys families. Swinging causes children to get molested. Swinging causes children all kinds of developmental problems. Polyamory of any kind destroys a child's ability to form relationships. Your children will remember how you chose sex over them and will hate you forever. There is a reason children of open relationships have no contact with their parents.

OPEN RELATIONSHIPS ARE FUCKING CHILD ABUSE. GET THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULLS YOU FUCKING WHORE BAGS.

 

[CoomerTine]

Johnny Depp and RDJ didn’t neglect their kids you stupid cunt

 

[GoudaChris]

Most streams I’ve ever seen Nina pop up on, the chat usually rags on her and the viewer count goes down.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

why are we using his testimony on the matter as evidence that KF was right about a lot of things (even on the recent MATI stream)?

We shouldn't be. He is an unreliable narrator. It is clear he hates them and has a vendetta.
What we can confirm is he was there having weird couple sex and having drugs. Anything beyond that is pointless.
The findings of the search from the warrant confirm the rest.

I've been pretty consistent on this fact. Don't trust Aaron he's after attention, insulting rackets for stealing his crack wife, and making himself look good. Anything beyond basic info should be scrutinized.