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BeatboxBill said:
I think the reason behind Chris not having a Wikipedia page is because of all the really fucked up things he has done in the past and because there is already the Cwcki which is pretty much a Wikipedia dedicated to Chris
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If Wikipedia editors decided who gets an article or not based on what level of fucked up the person in question is, there wouldn't be any articles on serial killers or convicted pedophiles.
 
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I found one other place where Chris appears on Wikipedia. It's in the list of episodes on the Trash Taste article. It seems like mods never brought it up or noticed it.
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Ammyterasu said:
It's Joever, the wikijannies cleaned it up
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A good reminder that I should always archive fucking everything. At least I could archive (here) the last version before Chris' name was edited out (archive here)
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thanks to their own archival tools. On a minor note, I found that at first they wrote it as Christian "Winston" Chandler, either a typo or trying to obfuscate his name lol
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Their reason for censoring it? "Weight", because yea those extra few bits are such a strain..
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My God these faggots are so depressing with their complete lack of a sense of humor. Wikipedia will never hold a candle to the CWCKi and ED.
 
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Naenia Ness said:
Someone else probably has an actual answer but I always assumed it came from when he tried to make his own Wikipedia article and they kept deleting it.

So it's either a grudge or they have a permanent ban on anything Chris.
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At this point, Chris is probably notorious enough to warrant an article, however, it feels purposefully naive and dishonest to ignore the part where a key part of Chris’s story is that there’s already a separate, extreme detailed wiki dedicated to him created largely as an act of trolling. If they let Chris get a foothold as a topic on the site, it would be difficult to keep it from expanding. There’s reason to want to study Ebola virus samples but there’s a lot of risk it would break containment and spread uncontrollably
 
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Good afternoon Kiwis.

I present to you Day 2 of #Crishing - a Twisted Freak Production.

I come bearing answers to two long debated questions:
  1. Does Chris read Kiwi Farms?
  2. Does bullying work?

After less than a week of being publicly shamed on KF for his antisocial parking behavior, Christopher has changed his ways. See pic:

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That was from this morning. On my second trip of the day #Crishing on Lee Jackson Highway, I spotted a wild Christopher outside of his paper mill goon mansion:

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So much for that airport fit, back to dressing like a 5 year old girl apparently.

After snapping that pic, I flipped a U-Turn and went to H&H Mart. After laying down a doozer in the bathroom, I saw Christopher getting gas at the gas station. I didn't notice him until I was already in my car. Rather than startle him with a camera in his face, I managed to snap a picture of him leaving:

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TwistedFreak said:
Good afternoon Kiwis.

I present to you Day 2 of #Crishing - a Twisted Freak Production.

I come bearing answers to two long debated questions:
  1. Does Chris read Kiwi Farms?
  2. Does bullying work?

After less than a week of being publicly shamed on KF for his antisocial parking behavior, Christopher has changed his ways. See pic:

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That was from this morning. On my second trip of the day #Crishing on Lee Jackson Highway, I spotted a wild Christopher outside of his paper mill goon mansion:

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So much for that airport fit, back to dressing like a 5 year old girl apparently.

After snapping that pic, I flipped a U-Turn and went to H&H Mart. After laying down a doozer in the bathroom, I saw Christopher getting gas at the gas station. I didn't notice him until I was already in my car. Rather than startle him with a camera in his face, I managed to snap a picture of him leaving:

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So he's back from the airport already? Huh, okay then.

I wouldn't be surprised if he did read his threads on here, he used to read all kinds of shit about him in the past so why wouldn't he still do that?

Funny that he's fixed his shit parking so quickly, great job Chris!
 
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TwistedFreak said:
Good afternoon Kiwis.

I present to you Day 2 of #Crishing - a Twisted Freak Production.

I come bearing answers to two long debated questions:
  1. Does Chris read Kiwi Farms?
  2. Does bullying work?

After less than a week of being publicly shamed on KF for his antisocial parking behavior, Christopher has changed his ways. See pic:

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That was from this morning. On my second trip of the day #Crishing on Lee Jackson Highway, I spotted a wild Christopher outside of his paper mill goon mansion:

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So much for that airport fit, back to dressing like a 5 year old girl apparently.

After snapping that pic, I flipped a U-Turn and went to H&H Mart. After laying down a doozer in the bathroom, I saw Christopher getting gas at the gas station. I didn't notice him until I was already in my car. Rather than startle him with a camera in his face, I managed to snap a picture of him leaving:

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Do you know what his bumper sticker says?
 
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TwistedFreak said:
Good afternoon Kiwis.

I present to you Day 2 of #Crishing - a Twisted Freak Production.

I come bearing answers to two long debated questions:
  1. Does Chris read Kiwi Farms?
  2. Does bullying work?

After less than a week of being publicly shamed on KF for his antisocial parking behavior, Christopher has changed his ways. See pic:

View attachment 6034794



That was from this morning. On my second trip of the day #Crishing on Lee Jackson Highway, I spotted a wild Christopher outside of his paper mill goon mansion:

View attachment 6034797

So much for that airport fit, back to dressing like a 5 year old girl apparently.

After snapping that pic, I flipped a U-Turn and went to H&H Mart. After laying down a doozer in the bathroom, I saw Christopher getting gas at the gas station. I didn't notice him until I was already in my car. Rather than startle him with a camera in his face, I managed to snap a picture of him leaving:

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Are you a local to the area?
 
TwistedFreak said:
Good afternoon Kiwis.

I present to you Day 2 of #Crishing - a Twisted Freak Production.

I come bearing answers to two long debated questions:
  1. Does Chris read Kiwi Farms?
  2. Does bullying work?

After less than a week of being publicly shamed on KF for his antisocial parking behavior, Christopher has changed his ways. See pic:

View attachment 6034794



That was from this morning. On my second trip of the day #Crishing on Lee Jackson Highway, I spotted a wild Christopher outside of his paper mill goon mansion:

View attachment 6034797

So much for that airport fit, back to dressing like a 5 year old girl apparently.

After snapping that pic, I flipped a U-Turn and went to H&H Mart. After laying down a doozer in the bathroom, I saw Christopher getting gas at the gas station. I didn't notice him until I was already in my car. Rather than startle him with a camera in his face, I managed to snap a picture of him leaving:

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@TwistedFreak How many power meters are on the building?
More importantly, does it smell like sulfur at his house? And is it more of a paper plant town sulfur smell or more of a portal to hell sulfur smell?
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TwistedFreak said:
Good afternoon Kiwis.

I present to you Day 2 of #Crishing - a Twisted Freak Production.

I come bearing answers to two long debated questions:
  1. Does Chris read Kiwi Farms?
  2. Does bullying work?

After less than a week of being publicly shamed on KF for his antisocial parking behavior, Christopher has changed his ways. See pic:

View attachment 6034794



That was from this morning. On my second trip of the day #Crishing on Lee Jackson Highway, I spotted a wild Christopher outside of his paper mill goon mansion:

View attachment 6034797

So much for that airport fit, back to dressing like a 5 year old girl apparently.

After snapping that pic, I flipped a U-Turn and went to H&H Mart. After laying down a doozer in the bathroom, I saw Christopher getting gas at the gas station. I didn't notice him until I was already in my car. Rather than startle him with a camera in his face, I managed to snap a picture of him leaving:

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dirty crapped drawer. What does the tag on it say? Thrown out due to bedbugs? Did Chris destroy an entire bureau in a fit of tardrage and is throwing it out one piece at a time?
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TwistedFreak said:
  1. Does Chris read Kiwi Farms?
  2. Does bullying work?
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1. Yes. He will deny it, he will vehimently denounce the forums (even though after the house fire, this forum was quite literally the only people in the world who gave enough of a shit to send Chris a little charity), but always assume he's a lurker.

2. No. It's best just not to engage with Chris at all anymore.
 
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