Chris Chan is unmentionable because A) He's a heckin trans woman who is bulled on the internet we can't contribute to that! and B) people for years attempted to make edits on the Ruckersville page and other places adding Chris which pissed off the admins.
It's weird to me how the 'no trolling' rule has developed with Chris specifically. Originally the whole reason the trolling board was closed down was because Null was afraid Chris was starting to lose his mind from every person in his life being a troll, after trolls posed as his high school gal pals. It was depressing, and there was a fear that Chris might do something drastic if trolling continued.
"Because I Soul Bonded"
That and also Chris himself made an account just to write his own autobiography and to add his name to other pages as a "notable person", which of course made all the wikitrannies mad at him.
You forgot the best fact of this the dude involved with this game was running retro studio one of the studios nintendo bought into to get western game companies to make games for nintendo. They were working on the metroid games for the gamecube. Dude was wasting nintendos money on coke and whores while running the company into the ground . Shiggy got pissed the fuck off finding out about this and the fact dude was wasting their money on literal coke and whores. He was forced out and the company took a massive hit, thankfully the games sold and well for a gamecube title.
Oh, dear. I just meant it was funny how without much effort "Matthew" got Chris to admit almost every bad quality he has up to that point.
G fuel used to mean good Ole mountain dew while blasting away retards in free for all online death matches while calling each other nigga.
Does this mean Chris would be considered relevant if he was a minor political figure? If he got enough write-in votes in an election, would be get enough footnotes to warrant an article?
If Praetor is ever actually gonna do something with Chris, this is something I think would be hilarious to see. Convince him to campaign for mayor of Lynchburg with his Dimensional Merge and Jesus rhetoric, then just convince enough zoomers to write in his name ironically that he actually places high. If they somehow got him elected as fucking mayor or got him on the ballot in the following election, that would be a shitshow I'd die to see.
It would have to be substantial and sustained for a number of years. At that point he'd be just as eligible for an article as the joke candidates like Lord Buckethead and Vermin Supreme.
Just waxing nostalgia is all, with chris it's all we have left given how dull he is now.
Chris becoming the first "joke candidate." To get as far as the ballots and actually have a shot at politics would be the funniest amd yet saddest chapter in American modern history.
THIS and the the other write-ins made my fucking day. Keep on sneeding, shitposters of the world.
Breaking news:water=wet
And I think his ties to ED and the Kiwi Farms insomuch as that they were always right about him. CWC doesn't fit their agenda but he also doesn't fit their "enemies agenda" either. lol I can't wait until the day that they finally take him in and put on the cursed medallion.
I'm in the minority (no pun intended) that I love the Lars call. Where did that model boat shit come from? Was that planned or ad libbed? Also the soundboard calls with Bob talking to "Bob" and "Chris" calling the risotto restaurant are gold.
Chis has always been a textbook narcissist and professional victim (like his dear mother). Who would have thought that not paying him regular attention would have had a worse effect than the early trolling?
It’s time for TrollBusters and soup hotels to become a reality!
[Disclaimer: I'm going to Hell for this:] I don't think Sockness could ever successfully rape Chris. "MMMMMhhhhhhh....That pokes a bit but I need you to stop now before I crap my briefs. Now where are those boyfriend free girls/free plastic toys? Gayden says I have a plane to catch..."
