Inactive Alison Rapp / Maria Mint / 123grapeman - Pedo Defense Force, CP Advocate, Whore. Husband Jake Rapp found his balls and divorced her.

[Pina Colada]

Here's to 500 pages of whore-ors and cheese pizza!

 

[LiveFromNS]

The top 2 female cows, both at 500 pages. Yet Ali took 2 years less to reach the lofty goal than the disaster that is Kailyn. Hilarious!!

 

[Keystone]

So in 500 pages of autism that spanned just a day short of 8 months she went from having a job people would kill for at Nintendo, a nice apartment in a nice neighborhood in the hipster mecca of Seattle, just enough disposable income to buy whatever she wanted, and a cuck husband.

Then she lost all of that because she was a literal whore who also defended pedophilia, moved into a roach infested hovel, started tweeting about every fart that left her rancid ass, tries to sell old risque photos of herself since she's getting fat from all the junk food she subsists on every day now, put a prong collar on the 1 year old little puppy she somehow managed to keep from her cuck husband who split with her, did a bunch of other various dumb shit like trying to pretend she was gonna be a programmer, and generally is losing her mind after her last BPD chimpout wherein she gave herself a concussion. Main reason for that chimpout being she lost her cuck boytoy to his mulatto poly girlfriend who she's always been deeply jealous and spiteful of.

And the year isn't even over. I seriously, unironically, cannot wait to see what the next 500 pages bring. Because there will be 500 more pages worth of things to talk about with this train wreck of a human.

 

[xXRonPaul_42020Xx]

Im just lurking for the inevitable Trump chimpout. In fact, I think Trumps election will send shockwaves of lulz across the entire cow world.

 

[Petronella]

Im just lurking for the inevitable Trump chimpout. In fact, I think Trumps election will send shockwaves of lulz across the entire cow world.

I predict she'll dream up some kind of harebrained scheme to move to Canada.

 

[Cybermorph]

Remember how excited Jake was to get to 100 pages? Cucked again, I see.

 

[AnOminous]

So in 500 pages of autism that spanned just a day short of 8 months she went from having a job people would kill for at Nintendo, a nice apartment in a nice neighborhood in the hipster mecca of Seattle, just enough disposable income to buy whatever she wanted, and a cuck husband.

And to think, some of us said at the beginning of this thread that she isn't a lolcow.

 

[Keystone]

And to think, some of us said at the beginning of this thread that she isn't a lolcow.

Well in that regard she sure showed us.

 

[Wargarbl]

And the year isn't even over. I seriously, unironically, cannot wait to see what the next 500 pages bring. Because there will be 500 more pages worth of things to talk about with this train wreck of a human.

I don't think I've ever seen someone get crushed so hard transitioning from the cozy asspats of liberal arts academia to the real world. I'm sure it happens plenty, but Ali is willing to publicize her entire self-immolation in detail for the world to enjoy. Truly a worthy lolcow.

In about a year, she's gone from speaking at her masters graduation & landing her self-professed dream job to tweeting about Dorito farts while jobless in a tiny shit-hole apartment, entirely reliant on quickly dwindling cuckbux to pay the rent. And every bit of it is on her. There's no bad luck, just terrible decisions she refuses to own and move past.

Her picture should be next to karma in the dictionary.

 

[Argonian Scum]

I can't wait until she has to choose between sucking it up and getting a real job, or clinging to her vapid and narcissistic hooker LARP until she drowns. The former, we get to hear endless bitching about capitalism and watch her hop from minimum wage job to job because the customers and co-workers aren't letting her do whatever she wants. The latter, we get to watch her start at fetish photography and sink lower and lower until she inevitably gets her ass kicked by a John or his furious girlfriend because she doesn't know how to shut the fuck up and has no idea what sex work is actually like.

Has she mentioned Karen at all? The last I remember she was staying with a "friend." I hope Alison realized she wasn't getting what she wanted out of her little prop and gave her away.

 

[pandawan]

I seem to recall she was making Yoshi butt jokes in that interview with Geoff

 

[Keystone]

What is her avatar picture from? Because I've noticed that all, or at least the overwhelming majority, of her Twitter avatars have been pictures of herself (gotta love that narcissism co-morbidity).

 

[AnOminous]

I seem to recall she was making Yoshi butt jokes in that interview with Geoff

Dumb bitch just ironically said "immature ENUF" while being immature enough to detail every fucking fart she has.

 

[Maradontia]

I don't think I've ever seen someone get crushed so hard transitioning from the cozy asspats of liberal arts academia to the real world. I'm sure it happens plenty, but Ali is willing to publicize her entire self-immolation in detail for the world to enjoy. Truly a worthy lolcow.

In about a year, she's gone from speaking at her masters graduation & landing her self-professed dream job to tweeting about Dorito farts while jobless in a tiny shit-hole apartment, entirely reliant on quickly dwindling cuckbux to pay the rent. And every bit of it is on her. There's no bad luck, just terrible decisions she refuses to own and move past.

Her picture should be next to karma in the dictionary.

Her bio must be taught to every quirky teenage girl.

 

[Alberto Balsalm]

What is her avatar picture from? Because I've noticed that all, or at least the overwhelming majority, of her Twitter avatars have been pictures of herself (gotta love that narcissism co-morbidity).

Yuri on Ice. The character in question is a fifteen-year-old boy in a cast of mostly adults.

 

[Keystone]

Yuri on Ice. The character in question is a fifteen-year-old boy in a cast of mostly adults.

Not surprised.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

All she would have to do to re-enter polite society is to put in an application with a few temp agencies, like anyone else whose reason for leaving last job is "shitcanned." Then, work hard for a few years on contract assignments, quietly delete her horrifying social accounts, take her pro pedo paper offline, and start applying for full time work again.

If you do this right it could be a chappy 2 to 3 year detour while getting yourself into a more adult mindset. But everything we have seen so far suggests that she has as an overarching goal getting a tugboat rather than trying to recover lost ground.

I notice that this seems to be a trend with people Alison's age...life collapses around you once? Better give up and try to get on permanent disability. Or better start whoring and leave the work world behind. Or better let my partner work while I stay home and veg out.

The idea of picking yourself up, dusting yourself off, learning from your mistakes and moving the fuck on doesn't even occur to them, even though they are barely out of college, not grizzled old people displaced from the workforce after decades of training in now-obsolete fields.

I wonder if maybe the social justice philosophy is to blame for this stunning lack of resilience. One of the first tenets of SJW thought that was a required dogma without evidence is the idea that homosexuality is 100 percent inborn. From there we got "transwomen have always been women, shitlord" and the idea that people's kinky fetishes or shitty personalities are also totally inborn and unchanging.

This totally static view of the world ends up infiltrating all of their thought processes. Why bother learning how to make arguments to your opponent, gather evidence for your position, or attempting to politely discuss disagreements when you believe that whatever a person believes right now is an expression of their true and honest self that cannot be changed by man or nature?

So they block whoever disagrees, and instead of making arguments, they substitute a name calling circle.

It sure seems to be working out great for all these people to believe that the fucked up way they feel in their 20s about life, politics, and relationships is a permanent feature of their lives that they should use to construct their entire internal sense of self. The first time you fuck shit up and get depressed, time to decide you'll never provide any value to any other human for the rest of your life!

 

[Absolutego]

All she would have to do to re-enter polite society is to put in an application with a few temp agencies, like anyone else whose reason for leaving last job is "shitcanned." Then, work hard for a few years on contract assignments, quietly delete her horrifying social accounts, take her pro pedo paper offline, and start applying for full time work again.

Her problem is a bit more than simply "shitcanned". People who are shitcanned can just change industries or move to a different city. She had a well-documented online breakdown for the better part of a year all in her real name. Even a few years down the line a Google search for her by any prospective employer will immediately turn them off to hiring her. She'd have to change her name and bank on the fact that most hiring managers won't recognize her face.

Fortunately, because she and Jake subscribe to this idiotic philosophy that online pseudonymity is a sign of intellectual cowardice, we'll get to enjoy her ranting about the world daring to judge her for past statements for years to come.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

Most employers still don't Google for most roles. I know people with utterly horrifying internet presences that, as long as nothing is left up in their name personally, have managed to get back in with high paying work. You just say "an internet hate mob stirred up drama" and count on the fact that the HR people are processing 100+ interviews and background checks this month.

Oh, yeah, though, that's one other thing: her career in PR is done. They DO google. She's going to have to pick a new field. Being the front-facing social media person for a company is never going to happen again for her. She would be better off looking into graphic design, IT, or some other back office job that never requires her to interface with customers.

 

[Hellfire]