Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 19.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.2%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 89 27.1%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 53 16.1%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 120 36.5%

  • Total voters
    329
Listen you're all gay and retarded. The 16 year old was just out selling for daddy balldo that's why he couldn't take care of the house. What you've never used your 16 year old to sell your product? Amateur.
In the 1920's the majority of drugs were sold by 16 year olds who loved their siblings. We really have fallen far as a society.
 
I guess maybe I've read more of the thread than you have, but there are tons of people saying they are incapable and unable to because they weren't raised by parents who taught them how. I've said in every single one of my posts that the parents are 100% responsible for making sure their needs are met, I just got tired of people flat out lying and saying that 16 year olds can't do literally anything for themselves. I'm not replying to any more shit on this topic ever again lol.
I'll break it down for you. Giving your kids chores is a good thing. It teaches them responsibility and prepares them for adulthood. Nick and Kayla didn't do that. They got strung out on drugs and abdicated their responsibilities. They weren't preparing their kids for adulthood, they were robbing them of their childhood.
 
I have empathy FOR THE KIDS.
Nick fucking caused this because he wanted to be a fucking junky pervert.
Fuck Nick.
Don't forget about the Ghost of Kayla Past. It's generally more the mother's responsibility to do household duties for the children than the father. She's just as much if not more responsible than Balldo.
 
What the fuck does that even mean?

"Competition" in the sense that one kid will take clothes from another kid because these sadly-limited pieces of clothing are just so damn fashionable? "Competition" in that you have to decide which of your kids to buy clothes for? Does he mean that there are "lots of kids" in Spicer generally, and so when he goes to the clothing stores, the racks are just empty?
He's drunk, he's lying, he's trying to come up with excuses that no doubt sound great to a wet brain coke head but, much like his fucking rant to Metokur, to anyone who isn't fucked out of their mind it's incoherent shit that doesn't even make sense.
 
Lack of food and clean clothes I can get, but why haven't they been taking showers?
Kids and showers do not mix without encouragement. Maybe they could be bath enjoyers but shower time doesn’t kick in until much later. Kids especially young ones resist the bath pretty strongly.
I think it's odd that when the Rekieta's decided they were going to go balls deep on the degenerate drug user/swinger lifestyle that they didn't pull out of the church membership and go secular.
They had family in the church. If they had pulled out without moving to LA the family would have gone nuclear instantly. They were trying to keep up appearances locally and pulling out of church would have set this all out much much earlier. I wouldn’t be surprised if one of the cops goes to that church.
Depends. I can see it happening at a Catholic church but if they're Protestants, there's an 80% chance that the church will pray with them for their rehabilitation, for their children, and to get their lives on track. Some protestant reverends even visit prisons to try to help turn hardened criminals around so I doubt two people being addicts is enough to shake them.
The average Catholic parish might not have even noticed, especially if they did the standard parish hopping (and if you have five or so parishes in driving distance and five kids you WILL hop). Even if they had, excommunication is reserved for serious offenses against the Host or community - this doesn’t even register. Most of the defrocked pedopriests don’t even get excommunicated except sometimes “automatically”.

Both are much more likely to use small-town excommunication instead but the kids prevent that entirely.

As for the “kids should have stepped up” first they probably DID second stepping up works better when the parents are not actively sabotaging you and third you know kids fuck things up, they’re kids! The first time one put too much soap in the wash machine and it overflowed would be a tard rage that wouldn’t be forgotten - wearing dirty clothes would be much better than risking that again.
 
Ngl I'm chuckling at the idea of some 16yr old incapable of opening a can of spaghetti-o's and just banging it on the counter like a caveman
Yeah it's all funny haha until someone dies.

Remember guys CANS ARE DANGEROUS.
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A can will kill you and rape you 20 times before you even hit the ground.

I'll just leave this here for anyone who needs it wikiHow - How to Open a Can Without a Can Opener
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Ngl I'm chuckling at the idea of some 16yr old incapable of opening a can of spaghetti-o's and just banging it on the counter like a caveman
It's more likely than you think. Anybody who went to college with rich kids who were brought up by nannies probably has stories about them doing braindead shit like pouring dishsoap in the washing machine.
 
Can the church Nick and his wife go to ban them from the church or excommunicate them or something. It would be pretty funny. Adding salt to the wound. Although I don't think Nick would mind, I don't really think he is actually a Christian, just posing as one.
Excommunication is usually for heresy not for just being a bad person.
 
Is it just me, or do a lot of the more rabid Nick supporters have more than a whiff of "prefabricated easily transportable housing" about them?
I know what you're saying, but you know I know people who live in trailers that are way better parents than the Balldo's.
They wouldn't dream of doing weird sex shit around their kids, or getting high and neglecting them.
Nick is lower the people who live in a Biloxi trailer park.
 
Nick reaching out to coomalot and using him as his PR mouthpiece makes me think hes only doing so in an attempt to keep him quiet about the shared hotel room.

that pest is the low on the list of people you want to have advocating for you.

Im guessing Nick saw how fast Incevil Law turned on him when he found out he wasnt special enough to be in his group chat so he made sure to reach out to coomy to make him feel special and keep him in his good graces before he starts to spill too.
 
I've come out of deep and long-term lurking because I believe that Nick has discussed, on stream, the woman who reported neglect to the pastor.

The Story Nick Told:​

One of Nick's daughters was in a youth church class (it could also have been a homeschool class). She was supposedly helping her cousin and not paying attention to the teacher. The teacher got angry and confronted Nick's daughter, which upset Nick. He briefly ranted about the teacher on his stream.

How to Find the Reference:​

I think this mini-rant happened within the last two months, possibly on a stream on a Wed or Thurs. I remember believing the incident itself might have occurred during Wednesday church activities. It could have been one of the streams where Nick was very late, and he used this incident as an excuse. If anyone has access to his streams' transcripts, searching for keywords like "daughter" or "cousin" should bring it up.

Disclaimer etc:​

Like many, I've resorted to reading highlights here. If this has been mentioned before, I apologize. Also, someone here recently suggested that all of Nick's streams should be archived. This huge task needs to happen. I would not be surprised if he deletes everything.
 
Isn't Nicks' Easter stream a great evidence he's a heretic?
It's a lot harder to excommunicate a layman than a member of the clergy. Since "Your honnah I'm just stupid" is the presumed defense. He would need not just to utter his retarded takes but his retarded takes need to be both too retarded for his congregation and also be deemed as a person who through his retarded takes is corrupting the faith of others. This is also a neo protestant congregation so good luck getting them to care about stuff like doctrine.
 
Silicone ring he wears in place of his real ring so it doesn't get damaged. This is something construction workers, machinists, and other manual laborers do. It is not something a desk jockey non-practicing lawyer needs to do.
Damaging the ring is a very minor second concern. You wear a silicone ring, or similar, because it won't crush against the finger and it can tear away. They have pretty low breaking strength. Having a metal ring crushed can cause serious damage and having it cut off, even at the ER ,is not always a simple task. You want the low breaking tension because something as simple as sliding down a ladder and getting you ring caught can deglove your finger. You want the ring to break, not your body.
 
I've come out of deep and long-term lurking because I believe that Nick has discussed, on stream, the woman who reported neglect to the pastor.

The Story Nick Told:​

One of Nick's daughters was in a youth church class (it could also have been a homeschool class). She was supposedly helping her cousin and not paying attention to the teacher. The teacher got angry and confronted Nick's daughter, which upset Nick. He briefly ranted about the teacher on his stream.

How to Find the Reference:​

I think this mini-rant happened within the last two months, possibly on a stream on a Wed or Thurs. I remember believing the incident itself might have occurred during Wednesday church activities. It could have been one of the streams where Nick was very late, and he used this incident as an excuse. If anyone has access to his streams' transcripts, searching for keywords like "daughter" or "cousin" should bring it up.

Disclaimer etc:​

Like many, I've resorted to reading highlights here. If this has been mentioned before, I apologize. Also, someone here recently suggested that all of Nick's streams should be archived. This huge task needs to happen. I would not be surprised if he deletes everything.
Given that he only streamed like twice a month on average, I'll go on the hunt.

EDIT: During my search of just the last month, still going, he's mentioned American Beauty on like four separate streams and has made sexual jokes about "daughters" in general five times so far.
 
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