Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

Another melty. Poor Birch
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I can't wait for him to break his hand or foot hitting a stud. How his parent's have put up with this shit for so long is amazballs.

 

[hideandgoseekchampion]

this pussy is not ncie at all... i want more gambling.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

New Vegas Bossmanjack has officially felted the entire Strip and been banned from gamba at the 3 casinos. Gambling with a high Luck stat is so OP in this game even without gambling mods.

No favors for the Followers unless they juice. Simple as.

Favorite gun, for obvious reasons.

 

[ForTheHoard]

Noticed this on Null's petition.

 

[Isvarn]

I like to see him while crying he starts gambling again in the 3rd video

 

[FavoriteColor]

Kick just launched real time VODs, believe this may only apply to streams started after the change but hopefully will be helpful for clipping shit in the future

 

[Biker]

cole reacts to my previous post here doxing him after BMJ soft doxed him. link (Archive) & (2nd Archive).

 

[Doinker Marmalade]

I must say I'm surprised, I Wasn't expecting BMJ to hold up as well as he did being (officially) banned from Stake.
We even got to learn a lot about how he truly is without being possessed by the demon of gambling... unfortunately, we only learned he is a boring, dull, boorish, pig-like retard who has absolutely nothing going on for him.

His gamba-less week has consisted of the following:
- Boot up the stream to complain how bored he is
- Play CS2 for hours, play RDR2, Elden Ring, Fornite for NO MORE than 5 minutes each.
- Show off his shoes
- Talk about random crap in a stream-of-consciousness fashion, he can't form any interesting thoughts or ideas.
- Look for weed nuggets, grind resin from the stem of the bong, talk about weed and how much he wishes he had weed.
- Skate for 5 minutes while asking his mom to film him
- Walk around the house aimlessly, eating up all the sweet treats and fizzy drinks he can get his tarry hands on.
- Talk with his chat about the most inane bullshit imaginable (Mostly shoes and weed).
- Delight his audience with some disgusting eating and slurping, seriously, DSP has nothing on this retard when it comes to pig-like gobbling of food and bodily function noises.

His audience seems to think he's a retarded boring fuck, too, he hasn't had more than 300 viewers all week, usually, 200, but as lowest as 120. He used to hit 800-1500 every day, EASILY.

For anyone that hasn't kept up with him after he got banned, I can't stress enough how LITTLE you've missed.

 

[The Wokest]

For anyone that hasn't kept up with him after he got banned, I can't stress enough how LITTLE you've missed.

Well I haven't kept up with him because I knew that what you described was exactly what he was going to do.
I'm not watching that, I watch this guy for funny haha I lost it all!


It really makes me reconsider some takes that I've seen about Bossman being "entertaining" in general here in this thread, or even that Turkey Tom fag who insinuated that if he gets better Austin could hold a normal gaming stream.
There's now way...

 

[BatterHomes&Gardens]

It sure is amazing how fast the winds come out of his sails when he doesn't have gamba. This thread is dead lol.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

It sure is amazing how fast the winds come out of his sails when he doesn't have gamba. This thread is dead lol.

He might as well be coming down from crack without gamba in his life.

 

[MadStan]

Ive been off this thread for about a week...and it seems dead. What happened to BMJ? Anyone can give me the quick re-cap?

 

[break these cuffs]

Ive been off this thread for about a week...and it seems dead. What happened to BMJ? Anyone can give me the quick re-cap?

He blew his last $14k in 24 hours copped a ban from stake for bitching at his hostess.

 

[postfeetpls]

Ive been off this thread for about a week...and it seems dead. What happened to BMJ? Anyone can give me the quick re-cap?

He thought he could talk to the BJ hostess as if she's one of the rats in chat and caught a ban.

 

[MadStan]

He blew his last $14k in 24 hours copped a ban from stake for bitching at his hostess.

Thanks for the brief Captain. I love how Nick and BMJ both prove that the crystal clear thought and moderation one gains by crack or coke is lonely existence in their own minds.

 

[troonshine]

Austin is offline coinflipping again, after building up on slots for about an hour he lost it all on coinflip

 

[The Last Cigarette]

I must say I'm surprised, I Wasn't expecting BMJ to hold up as well as he did being (officially) banned from Stake.
We even got to learn a lot about how he truly is without being possessed by the demon of gambling... unfortunately, we only learned he is a boring, dull, boorish, pig-like retard who has absolutely nothing going on for him.

His gamba-less week has consisted of the following:
- Boot up the stream to complain how bored he is
- Play CS2 for hours, play RDR2, Elden Ring, Fornite for NO MORE than 5 minutes each.
- Show off his shoes
- Talk about random crap in a stream-of-consciousness fashion, he can't form any interesting thoughts or ideas.
- Look for weed nuggets, grind resin from the stem of the bong, talk about weed and how much he wishes he had weed.
- Skate for 5 minutes while asking his mom to film him
- Walk around the house aimlessly, eating up all the sweet treats and fizzy drinks he can get his tarry hands on.
- Talk with his chat about the most inane bullshit imaginable (Mostly shoes and weed).
- Delight his audience with some disgusting eating and slurping, seriously, DSP has nothing on this retard when it comes to pig-like gobbling of food and bodily function noises.

His audience seems to think he's a retarded boring fuck, too, he hasn't had more than 300 viewers all week, usually, 200, but as lowest as 120. He used to hit 800-1500 every day, EASILY.

For anyone that hasn't kept up with him after he got banned, I can't stress enough how LITTLE you've missed.

I love how BMJ claims he won't play more RANGZ or other games because he's afraid it's just too boring to watch. He's scared of losing viewers. Anyways gotta take a 30 minute crackrooski break BRB.


Alright back chat, what are we playing, uuuhhhhhh BRB chicken biscuit time...


Alright back chat, what we doing? Uhhhhh did y'all know I skate? Watch this clip while I BRB for a crackarooski break.

 

[Fungible penis]

Jiminy Christmas, BMJ entertainment is fleeting when he DOES have his gamba money (and woe betide ye if your are 5 minutes late "OKOneMore..... I lost. Ijustlostitall.") But this in interminable.

 

[Kees H]

From earlier today, Austin got worried where "his buddy" was and that he was worried his "buddy" might be in a "car accident". I think Austin's more worried about the crack he's carrying might be hurt than "his buddy". Can't make it anymore obvious that he's waiting for his dealer to deliver some fresh crackrockerooskis.

EDIT: AUSTIN JUST GOT NIGGERED IN CS2. Shit talking other people in a CS2 death match, and then this happens.

Spoiler: Crack-o-Vision

After this, Austin goes in a cope cycle about his viewership numbers which are down by ~800 right now due to no gamba and only cope.

And he announced he might need juicers as he is not sure if he will still get his Stake sponsorship pay this week. He will pay it all back tho. More loanerooskis, let's fucking go.

EDIT2: sorry, this is just too funny >made it seem like I have a gambling problem kind of thing

EDIT3: Austin is on a cope sesh and just shitting out dumb remarks. Someone asks him in chat if he was ever diagnosed with ADD/ADHD, and Austin replies with that he thinks that he can benefit from a Adderall prescription. I can understand why, the junkie getting prescribed legal methamphetamine

 

[Fungible penis]

Austin replies with that he thinks that he can benefit from a Adderall prescription.

I'm smiling just imagining that.