Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Aquilla]

This whole thing makes me so mati I'm going to fix a healthy snack for my kids right now. I don't care if that sounds gay.

what a scandanavian prude

 

[pee pee pooner]

The 16 year old would surely be capable of tidying up or heating up a can of food, but there’s every chance he (or she?) was already traumatised by the whole situation and was just hiding in his room. Or staying out of the house.
Teenagers don’t always cope well with adversity even if their parents do everything right.

Not to mention it would be very easy to take a bottle of your dad's whiskey without him noticing when he's constantly fucked up, and to follow his example.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

If nick bought boxes of spaghettios and perfume before snorting this wouldnt have happened, the kids are fed, and smell good.

Next they'll tell us the kids are smelly on purpose. Vito-repellent. They keep so many pedos around it would be irresponsible for the children to be all clean and smelling nice.

 

[Mousey0328]

If anyone is wondering how CPS court goes here is links to a CPS court. I'm not exactly sure why Texas streams these hearings. CPS cases are normally hidden in child's juvenile record vs public knowledge.

https://www.youtube.com/live/aQNduCADD24?si=qY6Vuxg0_wTAZEZr

https://youtu.be/8rybA0XnSu4?si=IIoutgb0w7ZByPD3

https://youtu.be/hAiy052V35E?si=XPDslAH1fBRZmlDn

 

[Spaded Dave]

Aren’t 16 year olds taking high school chemistry.
If you can mix elements in the classroom, you can DIY laundry detergent.

And who is buying the supplies? Does he need a full time job now too in addition to being a full time parent and full time student at 16 years old?

You people really are irredeemably retarded.

 

[Belly Botum]

"Have you heard what kiwifarms has been saying about my kids SEAN?
They say I FEED my kids SEAN!
I don't fucking feed my kids SEAN! I would never do that!
I always let them go at least 3 days before getting my fellow cuck swinger to make them Spaghetti'Os SEAN!"

 

[WelperHelper99]

Pat Tomlinson is unironically a better Father than Nick Rekieta.
Pat knew he was a lazy, useless piece of shit that would do more damage than good if he was in his daughter's life, admitted he didn't give a fuck about her, and gave up all responsibility.
He never moved a fucking disgusting polycule into the same house as his daughter, turned into an alcoholic coke head and kept an ounce of blow in the same house as her. Pat never left his daughter to go hungry so he could do coke and get drunk.
Pat made sure his daughter doesn't have to be around a piece of shit, loser Father.

Nick is a worse parent than fucking Patrick.
Fuck Lord Balldo.

Fuck, Pat is a better husband. He at least got a divorce. And Nikki has stuck with him this long, so I mean, there's something there. Nick is going to drag the divorce our like pulling teeth.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

It is possible for everyone to suck, including the kids. The kids sucking doesn’t make Rekieta less of a failure, but more so

This is what pisses me off. Just because you learned how to cook and tend to yourself. Hooray. These children are not you. They obviously had a very sheltered home life where Mom was always there. Rip her away and replace her with an insane drug fiend that screams at you when she used to help you. While Dad is fiending and just yelling and acting out whenever his alcohol and cocaine levels fade. While a self-absorbed stranger who is geeked himself (three times my ass. Cocaine is like Pringles, once you start you can't stop) and a strange woman who is fooling around with Dad. Those kids hid. What else would you have done? Grab the AK under the bed? Escape? To where? You convince four children to run from Mommy. So, congratulations, your chest hair grew in before your balls dropped. Still doesn't matter.

Oh, here's another exciting thought for your calculus: What if Nick threatened them if they told anyone? Or Mom?

 

[polar bear]

Not to mention it would be very easy to take a bottle of your dad's whiskey without him noticing

Are you suggesting that Nick has a loose anus?

cause yes he probably does

 

[Aquilla]

Nick's judge looks like the exact type of person who will have zero mercy on him.

 

[Captain Chromosome]

Why would you name one of your kids after this damn movie? I really hope I'm reading too much into this, because that movie was really fucked up.

 

[Mikoyan]

Fuck, Pat is a better husband. He at least got a divorce. And Nikki has stuck with him this long, so I mean, there's something there. Nick is going to drag the divorce our like pulling teeth.

I think you're all forgetting that before the GTFOing there was the 'threatening to murder them both'.

 

[Aquilla]

Why would you name one of your kids after this damn movie? I really hope I'm reading too much into this, because that movie was really fucked up.

Nick seems to have a perverse taste regarding movies. Absolutely not shocking at all. He's way too interested in American Beauty and frankly it comes off like he has some sort of underage fantasy.

 

[Scan_Lines]

Nick's judge looks like the exact type of person who will have zero mercy on him.

She looks like she'll want to speak to the manager of the household

 

[mitro]

Sally (Locals leather-titted lewd poster) hops on the neglectsplaning train.

Link | Archive

 

[abdicatedopossum29]

Just catching up now.

So if I understand the cope is, the kids should have stepped up and taken care of the house while their parents did coke? What the fuck do Mr/Mrs Rackets have to do during the day? From the sounds of it the kids actually have busier days than their cokehead parents - scheduling coke and balldo sessions aside.

If the kids were hungry, that was a lack of creativity on their part - aren't they learning from their father that all your calories can come from liquor? It's not Nicks fault that his children are regarded. But really, it sounds like the kids stepped up by reporting their living conditions to the responsible adults in their lives.

Furthermore. On the 'government conspiracy angle', I'll be honest, I could buy in that the small, insular community they live in and are a part of IS doing a sort of community justice, going by past streams of Nick SEETHING about prudes, you can infer he was reached out to by members of his community and rather than take their concern at face value he doubled down and disparaged them as 'not understanding'..

I could continue forever, none of it matters. The copes of a paranoid cokehead are inherently nonsensical; 25g of coke were in this house we can roughly infer the rest of the narrative from there. Nick, if you're reading this, which you are, your brain is fried, you cannot experience reality (this is why everyone is retarded and doesn't see things as you do, you are in the coke dimension). The kids should be with family until HE wants to change, otherwise this spiral will repeat and the kids will be in further danger.

 

[verymuchawful]

It is possible for everyone to suck, including the kids.

Yes fault the kids for their upbringing that they had no control over. Apparently children should be able to internalize they have bad parents and just emancipate themselves before even reaching puberty.

 

[datura_binge]

Are you guys for real arguing that 12-16 year olds can't do their own laundry and make their own food? Nick is a piece of shit and so is his wife and the kids did not deserve any of this, but jesus christ guys kids aren't helpless. Where did you guys grow up and how was your upbringing so sheltered if you didn't do laundry or cook food? Literally everything has instructions on it AND everyone has the internet, for one thing, and that's a step up from when even I was growing up in the late 80s/90s. My 11 year old daughter makes her lunch for school every day and does her own laundry among other chores. YES, Nick hasnt been a disaster for that long and YES a 16 year old cannot go from 0-100 in a couple of months, but are we really sitting here saying a 16 year old can't figure out how to do laundry if they need to? Come on guys. Even if they didn't have laundry detergent, you can throw them in there anyway and just do the wash with water only.

Don't mistake this for taking Nick/Kaylas side at all. And I do not think kids should be totally taking care of themselves or unsupervised all the time. But to act like a fucking 16 year old is incapable of figuring out how to do laundry or make some food is ridiculous. Maybe I am way off base here but I hope I'm not, because if teenagers can't even figure out how to eat for themselves then I guess society is just done for. I am absolutely convinced that even for these upper middle class and sheltered kids, it's far less that they "can't" do this or that and far more that they "choose not to" do this or that. Again, shitty situation, and I HATE that these kids went through this, my only point here is that they could do things for themselves. They shouldn't have had to, but they could.

I really don't wanna sound like I am defending Nick OR belittling the situation these kids were in...I am just baffled at the lack of agency you guys seem to be saying teenagers have.

 

[Red_Cap]

<Snip>

EVS has always been a piece of shit.

Literally the only comicsgate person who isn't cringe is Ya Boy Zack and that's because he usually stayed away from the xitter shitflinging.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

They obviously had a very sheltered home life where Mom was always there. Rip her away and replace her with an insane drug fiend that screams at you when she used to help you.

This. The Defenders of Our Wife on this thread are laughable and retarded. Kayla is a fucking Demon. She could've saved her children at any time and actively chose not to. Nick didn't manipulate her, no matter what the falding Nanny thinks. Kayla had every chance to bail and do the right thing. She literally did not give a fuck. She had a fucking SIX YEAR OLD and chose not to give a shit. They're both fucking scum. She's not a helpless little puppy. She was supposed to defend her children. Instead her legs are behind her ears while Uncle Aaron goes to town in between making Spaghetti-o's.

Seriously, fuck the Kayla Simps, you're as bad as the Noseguards.