DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[DerelictOnion]

This capture card arc is a great look into just how little goes on in Dave's life

The guy thought that spending 10 dollars on an ice cream was the adventure of a lifetime. I mean can you imagine that? 10 dollars in this economy??????

 

[Chernabog3000]

Not really trying to debate the quality or nuances of capture cards. If it works for you it works for you. Even if that you is Phil. But everytime i hear a fan bought me this shit and the product is listed on Amazon with a installment option i automatically assume hes "bought" it himself and is just paying out the ass in interest for a capture card like some retard. Obviously one of the tards could have actually bought this. But this seems more his doing. I'm just a tinfoil hat kinda guy btw.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

He goes a little farther than that.

hes so fucking literally gay

 

[Do Not Touch Me Pls]

Even LTG is not this insane. And yes I watched LTG detractor videos before and he hasn't went to buy a new capture card to solve "lag".

I'm looking foward to the day where he's so insane that he's legitimately no longer able to differ reality from fiction and starts treating all of his fans as dents and all of his dents like Space Lizards out to kill him.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

You know there's this supposed trend involving Chipotle and Karens filming the people making the food because supposedly they give them more, if it weren't something that had to be done in person I could totally see Piggy pulling this shit because it's the 1-2 kahmbo of being a control freak and finally having enough food for Mrs. Ed (barely) that she doesn't eat baby Piggy's leftovers when they get home.

 

[Lady Adjani]

Even LTG is not this insane. And yes I watched LTG detractor videos before and he hasn't went to buy a new capture card to solve "lag".

He's addicted to spending money and will use any excuse to do so.

 

[Balr0g]

Looks like Catroller (the one who made the best SF VI videos on DSP) is returning to Youtube

 

[Corpun]

The guy thought that spending 10 dollars on an ice cream was the adventure of a lifetime. I mean can you imagine that? 10 dollars in this economy??????

Wrong stupid it is proof that there is no inflation.

Holy shit Dave just update your Windows. Maybe that will work. What do I know, I'm a lame brain mouth drooler who didn't build gaming PCs as a hobby 70 years ago.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

Wrong stupid it is proof that there is no inflation.

The only thing inflating is Mrs. Ed's ass after inhaling one and a quarter biggest sized signature ice cream style foods in those chocolate covered waffle bowls.

 

[00R-Gundam]

My theo theory is that dsp still has his gay discord and he just begs there or sets up tips with his close dents. So it wouldnt surprise me if he just spent a night sharing amazon links of capture card with the dent that would buy it for him. Alternatively it could be dsp masking the fact that he bought it(which make sense to me) which would make sense considering dsp tends to buy his shit from amazon(newegg doesnt exist in the mind of the gigachad pc builder dsp). Hell wouldnt surprise me if the dents give him the money and he just pays it in parts rather than at once just to have more hogan jpeg money.

 

[Cyber Bowling]

My theo theory is that dsp still has his gay discord and he just begs there or sets up tips with his close dents. So it wouldnt surprise me if he just spent a night sharing amazon links of capture card with the dent that would buy it for him. Alternatively it could be dsp masking the fact that he bought it(which make sense to me) which would make sense considering dsp tends to buy his shit from amazon(newegg doesnt exist in the mind of the gigachad pc builder dsp). Hell wouldnt surprise me if the dents give him the money and he just pays it in parts rather than at once just to have more hogan jpeg money.

Him getting it from Amazon is a good point. For me, it was the fact that he paid for overnight shipping instead of the standard free two day option. IIRC, Phil's done that before with his orders, and it's exactly the type of thing he'd want because he's so impatient. It's not impossible a dent wanted him to get it as quickly as possible, but it just feels like most would default to doing standard shipping.

 

[johnkimble123]

Him getting it from Amazon is a good point. For me, it was the fact that he paid for overnight shipping instead of the standard free two day option. IIRC, Phil's done that before with his orders, and it's exactly the type of thing he'd want because he's so impatient. It's not impossible a dent wanted him to get it as quickly as possible, but it just feels like most would default to doing standard shipping.

I always have to laugh that Mr Walmart is evil never supports a brick & mortar business within 5 miles of him (there's a Best Buy in the same area and I'm almost positive it doesn't require highway driving lol).

For all of Best Buys faults, and they have a lot, physical stores exist for morons like Phil who buy things and then complain when they didn't read the full listing to know what they were getting.

 

[Tom Went To The Mayor]

Looks like Catroller (the one who made the best SF VI videos on DSP) is returning to Youtube

 

[GibMoneyPls]

My theo theory is that dsp still has his gay discord and he just begs there or sets up tips with his close dents. So it wouldnt surprise me if he just spent a night sharing amazon links of capture card with the dent that would buy it for him. Alternatively it could be dsp masking the fact that he bought it(which make sense to me) which would make sense considering dsp tends to buy his shit from amazon(newegg doesnt exist in the mind of the gigachad pc builder dsp). Hell wouldnt surprise me if the dents give him the money and he just pays it in parts rather than at once just to have more hogan jpeg money.

Exactly what he did with his TV. Begged for the money, then put it on Amazon/Paypal payment plan. The same TV he's been saying HE bought the last few days.

 

[Arpharp8976Fire]

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Not really trying to debate the quality or nuances of capture cards. If it works for you it works for you. Even if that you is Phil. But everytime i hear a fan bought me this shit and the product is listed on Amazon with a installment option i automatically assume hes "bought" it himself and is just paying out the ass in interest for a capture card like some retard. Obviously one of the tards could have actually bought this. But this seems more his doing. I'm just a tinfoil hat kinda guy btw.

Financing in $17 installments is absolute crackhead behaviour

 

[Gee Willows Wilson!]

He also appears to have bought the card that is capped at 4K @ 30fps:

https://www.amazon.com/AVerMedia-Live-Gamer-Ultra-GC553/dp/B07DHV47HF?th=1

Which is fine if you want to do 1080p @ 60fps, but you can't capture 4k @ 60fps, it's pretty clear about that. There are models that do that, but it seems like he did not get said model.

Could have also just gotten the Elgato 4K X which does it, but Amazon consumer that he is, he probably just searched for 4k capture device and bought whatever popped up. Considering that Best Buy does same day delivery and they're not that far away, could have just gotten it there... https://www.bestbuy.com/site/elgato...-x-s-pc-and-mac-black/6570417.p?skuId=6570417

uuhhhhh. no dummy. A FAN bought the wrong one and donated it.

 

[Do Not Touch Me Pls]

He's addicted to spending money and will use any excuse to do so.

More like he's also addicted to denying that he has a skill issue mixed with down's syndrome

 

[Deformed Urban Pustule]

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These thumbnails are nightmare fuel.

 

[RougeRed]

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These thumbnails are nightmare fuel.

"Lag Free"

It should be fun to hear him have to double down on all of the non-lag excuses. Also, I see why he tries so hard not to show his teeth. What a fucking mess.

Edit: Upon closer inspection, aside from being nasty as fuck, it looks like he is missing a bunch of teeth. Its been speculated about here before but there were never any good pictures to work from. The top front four that you can see don't seem to have teeth next to them.

Speculation ahead: The ones he does show have serious signs of decay from both the yellowish-brown color and the odd shape. Teeth typically go bad from back to front because the front ones don't catch food particles as easily as the back ones do. Given the awful condition of the front ones, it wouldn't be much of a stretch to assume that those four are the only ones he has left on the top row. This would explain why he chews everything in such a bizarre manner, and to a degree, why he speaks like such a mushmouth.

 

[Corpun]

DSP outlives another, Trump convicted on all charges.
Not that he'll serve time
What save file corrupted this time?