Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Two by Four]

Yknow I feel like being a faggot for a hot second.

All of the Rackets' failings have reminded me how lucky I was to have had parents who gave a shit about me when I was growing up. I'm gonna go visit them this weekend and give em both a hug.

 

[Niggernerd]

So, I was inspired by Sailor Goon.

Sing along if your parents loved you enough to wash your clothes more than once a solstice!

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Like Jim, Nicks kids were gaslit by Andy Warski

 

[Mousey0328]

I am waiting for the update that Nick has moved into the second house on his property with April and left Kayla alone in the family home.

My thought process: When Nick said he "cleared all the liquor from my house" my first thought was that he just moved it all to that other house so CPS won't see all the bottles when they come for the home inspections. I really can't imagine that he would just throw all that liquor away. This is also supported by the fact he paid his bond so he can keep drinking. As for April, Aaron at one point said that when April left him she's been moving all her stuff into that other house as well. One of the police reports states that whoever was living in that house no longer lives there anymore. I think Kayla is left out of this arrangement because her bond was not posted with Nick's.

What home inspection? CPS won't be in his home until time for kids to come home.(If it gets there). First, Nick has to get use to running all over town for HIS classes, now. Those CPS classes, drug tests, psych evaluations, court, and everything will keep the roads hot.

 

[The Wokest]

Heh, Good Lawgic? More like...

*BAD* LAWGIC!

BRO!
Why didn't I thought of that?

 

[Swole McPole]

Nick's judge looks like the exact type of person who will have zero mercy on him.

It can't just be me who thinks Judge Fischer is much hotter than Kayla?

 

[ChromaQuack]

And I have the promised LOCALS 5k gift collectible.

Spoiler: You will be surprised.

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What, you didn't get the real gift in the mail yet? it's this collector's edition balldo.

 

[Gorton Colu]

I feel like you morons talking about how Nick's kids should have known how to raise themselves should understand that Nick and Kayla bought pre-boiled eggs as part of their groceries. @AltisticRight knows.

Do you not realize that Nick and Kayla could not take care of themselves nor even boil eggs properly and you expect them to have taught their children something they themselves could not do?

Kys, retards.

 

[Orc-Chud]

Ready to get your mind blown?

Nick being a useless fuck isn’t his fault. He was somewhere between 6 and 16 once, and had parents. It’s his parents fault he sucks.

Lots of people have wonderful perfect parents but still become loser pieces of shit. I wouldn’t blame his parents before knowing anything about the situation.

 

[lol cow supreme]

Hydrogen peroxide can be found in many places:
- toothpaste
- dishwasher liquid
- stain remover
- bathroom tile cleaner
You can even mix it with household vinegar to create a beverage
That ungrateful leech should PULL UP and purify these items to get hydrogen peroxide.

NOBODY is saying a 16-year-old is helpless. We're saying a 16-year-old who needs to go to school for 8 hours a day and has homework to do shouldn't be expected to also care for 4 other much younger siblings.

That's assuming they had ample food and cleaning supplies. Or maybe that ungrateful privileged brat should have grown his own potatoes to make his down damn fries and churn his own butter because people did that in 1800.

You can do laundry with just water, it comes out pretty clean and removes most of the smell. Yelling "mom we're out of detergent" would get an amazon order.. or fucking yelling at alexa to order shit.

You dont need cleaning supplies to pick up the place either. Infact most coke fiends clean up anyways, so any mess would have been shit the children were leaving around anyways. We'll see on the body camera footage.

The 16 year old clearly should have dropped out of private school to make 3 meals a day for his 4 siblings, do the dishes, laundry and snack shopping while his parents are on a 24/7 drug fueled orgy. What an ungrateful freeloader. Nick didn't deserve this abuse by his children, they caused him so much stress.

Private school the ungrateful brat wasnt even fucking paying for! He could have at least unboxxed some poptarts and told Alexa to order more. 16 he should have been working, or at least stealing. This white privilege is out of control.

There were supposedly 2 women in this house and no meals were being cooked, and no laundry getting done? And where was KiwiFarms? Not one of you in this thread did a spec of laundry or prepared one meal. If you're so outraged why did you not step in and intervene? You claim you saw how horrible Nick was, so you were ok letting all this horrible abuse and starvation happen to the children? You're all so outraged, yet not one of you lifted a finger or juiced once! So its not ok for Nick to sit by and let his children get all this horrible abuse, but its ok for you to?

Yeah. Thats right. Kayla is the actual lolcow, and Nick, like the rest of us, was just sitting back and laughing at her waiting to see how bad it would get and not pozz load the neghole.

Imagine the smell of the house. Now imagine that smell attached to all the Rekietas plus whatever hooker Balldo came home with.

Terrifying.

But imagine the smell of the table tops and mirrors... EXCILLERATING

 

[UnfinishedChapstick]

Imagine the smell of the house. Now imagine that smell attached to all the Rekietas plus whatever hooker Balldo came home with.

Terrifying.

 

[Desktop User2]

I feel like you morons talking about how Nick's kids should have known how to raise themselves should understand that Nick and Kayla bought pre-boiled eggs as part of their groceries. @AltisticRight

Do you fags not realize that Nick and Kayla could not take care of themselves nor even boil eggs properly and you expect them to have taught their children something they themselves could not do?

Kys, retards.

Do you want them playing with heat sources while spacing out?

 

[holyhandgrenade]

Motherfuckers be jonesin' like the Nose for that next rail.

So true.

Personally, I made my son start cooking for himself before he was even out of the womb went in there and clamped that umbilical cord and moved in a microwave. You think other people are just going to take care of you? Maybe some of you STATISTS just aren't as LIBERTARIAN as you thought you were.

 

[TurdThrower]

I thought the dissident right was about accountability? They are making more excuses than a Gen Z female.

That’s what I’ve been calling a bunch of these people out on. When it came time to police their own they failed miserably. If this were someone on the other side they would have crucified the fucker multiple times already.

 

[Goatchoker]

No motherfucker, she taught me how to bathe myself, just like I taught my daughter. Though I am beginning to understand why yalls generation is so fucking degenerate if your mommies were still bathing yall at 12.

You were probably the stinky kid in school.


It was the youngest being smelly and wearing clothes for days at a time. Nothing so far about the older ones.

 

[Pussy Destroyer]

You forgot the evil nigger known as Eric July

 

[Sumptinsfuckey]

Im not saying the kids weren't neglected, because they clearly were, but it doesnt take a kid till 10 or fucking 12 to bathe themselves unless they are literally retarded, or thier parents have some sick fucking fetish.

 

[Strix454]

Joe the Jew is on with Chrissie Mayr passively defending Nick.

- He claimed Nick is looking for an attorney.
- He is claiming its a tough case for the state. Because the state may not be able to prove whose drugs they were.
- Nick's entire life can't be destroyed by sending him to prison....because what about the kids. The kids are better in Nicks care.
- Chrissie says that Nick had a drug scale probably to know how much he was doing.
- Chrissie stays on the new script that the worst charges are the charges about the children. Joe explains that the drug charges are more serious.
- Joe is uncertain if the packaging being removed will bring the drug weight under 26 grams. Joe knows the weight of the baggies.
- Joe says the state is putting together a narrative that the family went off the rails about five months ago. Joe has no idea if its true.
- Chrissie starts speculating about how the people who came to the pastor of the church were conspiring against Nick. Joe adds in that things may have started with a moral judgement against Nick's involvement with April & Aaron. That they got irrationally angry about the hot tub stream.
- Joe doesn't understand anything about Nick's relationship with Aaron and April. He doesn't know. He just doesn't know.
- Joe is trying to present himself as the moderate between the extremes. And he really just doesn't know and its unfair that people call him a noseguard because he doesn't know.
- Joe says that Nick may have always looked lethargic and that may have convinced people of things that might not be true. But he doesnt know.
- What Joe says in public is not what Joe is saying in private to Nick. Joe's objective is help Nick get better and he is telling him to not to drunk or do drugs in private.
- She asks Joe if redemption is possible if everything about the kids is true. Joe dodges the question. Joe also says its all subjective and then brings up the Michael Vick dogfighting case as an example of redemption.
- Joe draws the line at physical harm. If the children are not physically harmed, everything can be fixed over time.
- Joe is disappointed that Nick "seems to have allowed drugs into his life".
- Chrissie says that everything about Nick & family are really "private" things to fix.
- Joe says none of Nick's critics care about his children and are using them as a weapon against Nick. That everyone will turn on the children too when they come of age.
- Joe then uses Nick's wife and kids as a shield to defend Nick. We have to help Nick for the kids.
- Joe tries to spin hard that the church was full of people disapproving of his swinging and we don't want to live in a country where the state can pass judgement on things like that.

 

[Red_Cap]

You're not a child at 16 and yes, you should be expected to help with your younger siblings as you grow old enough to be an adult. It's hands on experience for you to become a parent yourself.

This is typically done at the direction of the parent, with the parent's guidance and supervision, which are necessary at first but not over time as the child develops competency.

This is not typically something a child learns themselves as the result of a parent abdicating the role themselves.

This isn't hard to figure out, but might be if you routinely snack on paint chips and are retarded.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

What would the early church think of the Chis(t) chan'ers?

In regards to people behaving like Chris-Chan?

Deuteronomy 21:18-21

Acts 5:1-11

For Rekieta with him having to de-“indoctrinate” his kids. Mark’s variant has context that the Matthew verse is more broad and the “little ones” can mean more than just kids.

Mark 9:38-42

 

[Gas Station Nachos]

WHAT THE FUCK AM I HEARING!?
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Good lawgic started off with a retarded centrist attempt to plot a course between the aylogs and haderz (us) and the baldowashers (Fucking Barnes). Except he's gradually pivoted to redemption arcs for people who torture animals because "isn't that what America is about". Fuckwit. America is about burning witches, cancellation and scarlet letters.