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God I love Kate.

Lost weight? I had the opposite reaction looking at her old swimsuit haul and the recent one. She looks nearly identical. I think maybe her neck is thinner but her thighs are even bigger. She may have lost a bit of weight, put it on again and it went to her thighs this time? I don’t know much about how this works but that’s my guess.

Or it’s filters. I really see very little difference.
 
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The Queen of Autists said:
Quick, somebody call that guy to make a painting of this too, it must be born, check out the calf to calf ratio! Angle or something-dema?
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She definitely inspired me, that's for sure!
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This was my preliminary drawing, just trying to work out what manner of forms are happening in this image. I'm firmly on team "She has fucking gained all the weight back and then some" due to the fact that her inner thigh rolls have become a full on Thussy.
The second set of boobs below the first are what really had me speechless.
This photo makes for a good study on forshortening, as her leg bending emphasizes how colossal her thighs are compared to her lower leg. The silhouette study below focuses on this.
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I already posted this before but it was a while back (and if I had to look at this for a full day I'm forcing other people look at it too), here's a painting inspired by a photo of her in Costa Rica:
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Anna is honestly such a great model for art. You have to forget everything you know about anatomy and rely on pure observation. Amy Ramadan would make for a boring subject as she's essentially a solid black sphere with a face. Very minimalist!
Anna's penchant for flaunting her blubber is painful on the eyes but a boon for the art student. Thank you, Anna. I need a drink now.
 
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GenociderSyo said:
She did state she was advised to get treatment for them but since its bikini season and she would have to gover up and remain out of sun so dhe regused it
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It really goes to show how fucked up her priorities are, and how convinced she is that she's immortal. Bleed to death from a ruptured vein, or cover up in the sun for a few months? What a quandary! :smug:
 
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Flourishing Pinecone ❧ said:
I'm not an arty person, when you draw a figure do you sort of start with a 'skeleton' to get the positioning/rough shape and then build on that? Because with Anna that feels like it would be impossible.
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Usually I do start with a rough body structure, but when drawing Anna I had to go largely (heh) off of contour alone. The painting was actually easier because I could just block in colors until I had approximately the correct sized fleshy mass. I could also just count the thigh rolls to make sure I had added enough :lit:
 
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beanbag in a hurry said:

Walmart Plus Size Try On Haul: The New Jessica Simpson Collection​

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It's not her fault she can't fit, it's the clothing's fault, and therefore Jessica Simpson's fault.

Some short clips from that video:




 
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Walmart Plus Size Try On Haul: The New Jessica Simpson Collection​

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Not that her other videos are any better scripted or her herself any more charismatic, but this one seems particularly sad. Just nervous laughing and non sequiturs about her lack of tits and cottage cheese thighs as she does her best impression of a 2010s Buzzfeed listicle of Hallmark romcoms, alone and half-naked in her apartment, all for the internet to gawk at. Moments I especially enjoyed:
the [cuntry cuntry cuntry, needs more sparklez, Dolly Parton!, no boobs sad] sidebar. Watching her wheels turn (churn) in real time is hilarious.
“We love a modest girl as much as we love a girl who’s… not modest!”
“A lot of room [:lit:] to do some fun things with this piece!”

And yeah, the problem is definitely her height/inconsistent sizing of tarps. Absolutely. She’s definitely not sad, just single. How could one possibly think otherwise?

Been said many times before, but her inside-out knees are particularly fascinating. I can’t imagine her actually having bones anywhere in there, just petrified jello and fromage at various stages of molding over.
 
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