Niggers Eating Cornstarch - And any other weird nigger food related shit

[Agent Abe Caprine]

I think that Meatcleaners is better, rolls off the tongue much nicer.

Meatcleaner sounds like a slur aimed at gay men.

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

I searched up weirdest African foods and this showed up. Has the WEF caught up onto them?

 

[Red Bird]

Well, at least cerelac powder is a step up from straight corn starch? It does have some nutritional value.

I searched up weirdest African foods and this showed up. Has the WEF caught up onto them?
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No, they're just poor enough to consider insects a delicacy, like fried crickets and locust (bonus if fried in looted transformer oil). Then they say we have an unrefined palate - lol.

 

[Oddjob OTP]

I would guess that the popularity of insects in Africa is the same exact reason as China. You had poverty foods at the fringe of the consciousness, and then the population spikes harder then the current land cultivation can support and now you have a lot of people near starving and happy to eat termites and shit. 200 years ago they would probably be eating less bugs and using the "slowly walking after an antelope for a couple days until it collapses and allows itself to be killed" strat instead of bugs but hunter/gatherer doesn't work when you have higher populations.

 

[The Feline Solution]

I find I have to pause a little between the words to say that clearly. "Porch monkeys" is better, the syllables flow into each other nicely.

Objectively the best slur. I got aware of it via watching Clerks 2 and it is my go-to ever since, besides the timeless nigger word.

Re: Euphemisms

A friend of mine who lives in the northern US once worked with a supervisor who called them "Mondays", referring to the adage "everybody hates Mondays". I have no idea how common that is but it made me laugh.

Fucking amazing

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

now I want to fry soup dumplings

I think that’s gyoza?

 

[doodoocaca]

Fried dumplings, but not fried soup dumplings. China figured out how to put soup in a dumpling. It's neat.

 

[doodoocaca]

https://www.seriouseats.com/sheng-jian-bao-pan-fried-pork-soup-dumplings-recipe

OK you can fry soup dumplings actually

@UnsufficentBoobage ​

 

[Chongqing]

Fried dumplings, but not fried soup dumplings. China figured out how to put soup in a dumpling. It's neat.

The way you do it is you make broth, then chill the broth. Some of the soup will gelatinate and become solid. You chop it up and then add it to your dumpling filling. When you cook it, the soup will melt and become liquid again.

It's yummy.

 

[Womble of Wimbledon]

Back to the topic of slurs/euphemisms for blacks, this applies to Africans specifically but a friend's Dad used to call them "click-clicks".

 

[Neurotic]

Throw

Back to the topic of slurs/euphemisms for blacks, this applies to Africans specifically but a friend's Dad used to call them "click-clicks".

Throwing in my hat, my inlaws call blacks "Canadians".

 

[Morch Ponkey]

Thanks to recent headlines, I have become fond of "lunchtime rowdies"

 

[Chongqing]

This is not a thread about the futile act of trying to top the term "moon crickets."

Give up, guys.

 

[Chongqing]

This made me think of you all so I clipped it for you.

 

[ilovejews]

This made me think of you all so I clipped it for you.

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Burger looks like shit, but I'd still rather eat it than whatever salty mess aunt Jemima is capable of whipping up. THE SEASONING dumped on the plate in industrial quantities with no regard to flavors of the meal itself, washing chicken, I could go on.
Come to think of it, I wouldn't mind negresses being so loud and stupid if I could just call them God damned idiots without putting myself in an unwinnable position. I mean, even the trashiest rednecks I've seen don't shout 24/7 for fuck's sake.

 

[Chongqing]

I'd still rather eat it

What do you think of the seasonin' on the American cheese?

 

[Caesare]

Throw

Throwing in my hat, my inlaws call blacks "Canadians".

A waitress once told me that people who work in restaurants often use that one.

On a similar note, a girl I dated when I was in high school worked as a hostess in a Mexican restaurant and one of her unofficial duties was to make sure she seated every black group that came in to a different section each time, that way none of the waitresses would be stuck with all the black tables.

It was a big deal too. Waitresses would get pissed and complain to management if one of their hostesses messed this up and caused one waitresses to get more black tables. If the hostess wasnt paying attention to where she was seating the black customers, it could seriously affect the waitresses finances on that shift. Not just that, they're also notoriously annoying and demanding customers who will send food back for no good reason besides wanting something for free. They'd always have a problem with the way their meal or drinks came out, and they were just all around obnoxious customers.

Even black waitresses didn't want to deal with them. And a lot of them were especially shitty to a black waitresses, like they figured they could boss them around more and be extra nasty to them.

 

[ilovejews]

What do you think of the seasonin' on the American cheese?

I don't get it and would chalk it up to the mentality of more always being better that is pervasive in colored communities.

 

[doodoocaca]

Does "seasoning" just mean shaking powders from jugs because that's what was learned by relatives in food service who passed it down like some fucking secret? What the fuck already.

 

[werbwub]

A waitress once told me that people who work in restaurants often use that one.

On a similar note, a girl I dated when I was in high school worked as a hostess in a Mexican restaurant and one of her unofficial duties was to make sure she seated every black group that came in to a different section each time, that way none of the waitresses would be stuck with all the black tables.

It was a big deal too. Waitresses would get pissed and complain to management if one of their hostesses messed this up and caused one waitresses to get more black tables. If the hostess wasnt paying attention to where she was seating the black customers, it could seriously affect the waitresses finances on that shift. Not just that, they're also notoriously annoying and demanding customers who will send food back for no good reason besides wanting something for free. They'd always have a problem with the way their meal or drinks came out, and they were just all around obnoxious customers.

Even black waitresses didn't want to deal with them. And a lot of them were especially shitty to a black waitresses, like they figured they could boss them around more and be extra nasty to them.

Black people are enemy number #1 at most retail/restaurant jobs. Anyone who isn't black keeps how they feel towards black people to themselves the but all the black employees instantly turn into uncle ruckus once out of sight of customers. Funniest event that I saw was a coworker making clicking sounds at a customer while calling them a nigger.