Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[CreyZark]

Holy shit I can't believe that the money has almost been raised and it hasn't even been a day. It's already passed the actual 3k goal and it's at 80%.

How does it make you feel Nick that People have literally payed 6k dollars to see your filthy Crack shack and the neglect you put your own children through?

https://oldgloryalliance.com/product/buy-the-footage-of-nick-rekietas-arrest-2/

 

[goopp]

Don't know if it was brought up yet, but someone super chatted to Crissy Mayr that Nick has family in Florida so he posted his bail and his wife didn't so he could leave the state to stay with his family. Makes sense to me.

Looking at Joe's face, I think he knows. Nick keeps talking to his YouTube friends and they are talking to each other and little by little more keeps coming cause these dumbasses can't help themselves from talking, like Coomalot bringing up hookers.

 

[Procrastinhater]

What nigger is trying to get the footage out from under our Dear Leader's feet?



I would like to have words with them.

That's Josh's fund, and we're only a grand short now.

 

[Young_Griff]

There were a pair of literal retards ITT that claimed kids cant bathe themselves till 10 or 12 and that thier mommies bathed them till that age. I just found it incomprehensible that someone would not only say that, but would publicly admit that thier mommy was washing thier pickle right up till puberty

One or two retards said that. The majority of people claimed a six year old shouldn't bathe themselves completely unsupervised.

Also can we stop fucking banging on about this people. It literally doesn't matter and is just an argument being used to noseguard and absolve Nick and Kayla of responsibility.

 

[PhoBingas]

Because like DSP said, none of these braindead lawyers are any good at their job, which is why they spend more time on YouTube than in the court room.

When the guy into WWF gatcha games can call lawtube on what they actually are, is just poetic justice, and probably a sign a lot of them should just pack it in when the pig of hate can spot them as frauds.

I'd like to posit d) He was divvying up the massive bag of coke into smaller bags for personal use while he was away from his stash. I'm not a cokehead degenerate so I won't claim to be informed on such activities, but if I had 25g of coke I wouldn't be taking the whole lot with me every time I leave the house.

Possible for sure. You'd have to be pretty deep into an addiction to be making little emergency baggies of coke to hide around the house. Might make Amhole's claim Rackets was leaving little blow stashes at his house for his kid to find a little more believable.

Again, shitty situation, and I HATE that these kids went through this, my only point here is that they could do things for themselves. They shouldn't have had to, but they could.

Normal kids maybe, but those kids have had nannies looking after them for the last 5 years or more. I doubt the nannies were taking time out of their day, so I agree with your point that normal kids could, but Rackets' kids were a bunch of sheltered, quasi-religious recluses who seemed to dump their kids in various activities and homeschooling collective classes. The way Rackets and the ghoul raised their kids set them up for failure; then their family home devolved into a trap house.

Great, now I have the fucking mental image of loltube "bully breeding", complete with the stupid niggerlicious posters. Brings a whole new perspective to "Barnes and Frei".

Barnes does look like some 14x genetic flotsam.

Edit: grammar

SMASHED and SLAMMED 20X XL MAXI TOADLINE attorneys!

Like Jim, Nicks kids were gaslit by Andy Warski

"WOAH! BUDDDIES! You gotta like cuh-cuh-cuh-cuh-call the cops! Your parents are cuh-cuh-cuh-cokeheads!"

 

[NadeND-001]

Still at it. We already established that the kids werent beein taught anything.

 

[RodgerDodger]

With the Rekieta's losing their minds, it makes me wonder if they had engaged in some Ruby Franke inspired child raising techniques in the last year or so?

I'm wondering if Baldo has read much Marion Zimmer Bradley?

 

[KiwiFarmer9993!]

Don't know if it was brought up yet, but someone super chatted to Crissy Mayr that Nick has family in Florida so he posted his bail and his wife didn't so he could leave the state to stay with his family. Makes sense to me.

That's cope my nigga

That's Josh's fund, and we're only a grand short now.

I stand corrected, I shall edit my post

 

[DammitPerez]

"She's denying this, but it came from a high ranking Lawtuber."

A "high ranking" Lawtuber, lol. What are the LawTuber ranks? Law Pope, Cardinal, Bishop, etc.?

I think they do it military style where the highest is a five star crank.

 

[Sumptinsfuckey]

I can tell you personally I have had to sit down and teach a lot of this to my husband. Until 18/19 his mother did all his laundry and cooking. And he is a smart it dude but if you aren’t being taught these things you don’t just figure them out without major fuck ups

Did his mommy also handwash his cock and balls until he was 12?

That North Miami Beach's name? Albert Einstein. And then everyone clapped.

The fact that you think this was some kind of brag, and not just how childhood was for most kids untill helicopter parenting became so widespread just shows how useless the millennials and zoomers are.

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

Still at it. We already established that the kids werent beein taught anything.
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There is a difference between CHORES and running a household yourself against the active entropy of junkie parents.

just shows how useless the millennials and zoomers are.

Who did the helicopter parenting in the first place? For the record I could bathe, clothe, cook basic food and walk/bike myself places plenty by a suitably young age but if I didn’t have the structure of a well-run house it would have stunted that development, not encouraged it.

 

[VicarWig]

Team balldo winning the narrative war so far

 

[Balldo's Gate]

It is beyond dispute what led to the warrant. It wasn't Ana. The warrant application was obtained by @Useful_Mistake.

Either Ralph is talking about something else, or he's full of shit. I lean towards the latter.

That's not what Ralph is saying. There were rumors that somebody reported Aaron sometime this week, after the other three were arrested. Legal Mindset said it happened without saying who. Around the same time, Ralph said it was Anna. Andrew denies that it was Anna, but it's also not really clear who it would be.

To be honest it sounds like nonsense anyway, Aaron doesn't sound like he's done anything illegal. Unlike April - who appears to have at some point become the live-in nanny - Aaron did not have a parental or caretaker role for the Rekieta children.

Don't know if it was brought up yet, but someone super chatted to Crissy Mayr that Nick has family in Florida so he posted his bail and his wife didn't so he could leave the state to stay with his family. Makes sense to me.

Looking at Joe's face, I think he knows. Nick keeps talking to his YouTube friends and they are talking to each other and little by little more keeps coming cause these dumbasses can't help themselves from talking, like Coomalot bringing up hookers.

If true, that would strongly suggest Nick and Kayla have separated. They are married, so there is no no-contact order despite the fact they are co-defendants. I'll be looking out for any corroboration about that.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Fucking retarded take. I have a four year old and no, they're no where ready to be trusted to bathe themselves.

Neither are the vast majority of six year olds. Sometimes they try, don’t do a very good job and cry for dry wash clothes because they get water in their eyes. Anyone who says six years old can bath themselves without any adult assistance hasn’t actually done much hands on child care.

I guess the six year old poses the biggest hurdle for balldoguard. Soon they will post the famous photo of those three little girls with gnarled hands and sharp knives that worked as oyster shuckers 120 years ago to show what a real six year old should be capable of doing.

 

[Scan_Lines]

The funniest part of that dailymail article is they used him biting his finger as the thumbnail image, if you search for it.

 

[NadeND-001]

now we know from where the hot takes are.

 

[KiwiFarmer9993!]

Did his mommy also handwash his cock and balls until he was 12?

The fact that you think this was some kind of brag, and not just how childhood was for most kids untill helicopter parenting became so widespread just shows how useless the millennials and zoomers are.

You are a nigger.

 

[DavidS877]

That's Josh's fund, and we're only a grand short now.

This is the problem when you don't want to put your name on something so it doesn't get yanked for being affiliated with the EVIL KIWI FARMS.

 

[Butt_Pouncer]

What nigger is trying to get the footage out from under our Dear Leader's feet?



I would like to have words with them.



Edit: I am retarded

Not entirely brother, there are some out there trying to. A couple days ago QuarterPounder was posturing of paying the 3k when the pricetag of the footage was revealed

 

[Not Even Twice]

Ethan Ralph is claiming someone from lawtube has told him it was thatstarwarsgrl that called in the tip that lead to the warrant. https://x.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1796262334773744077
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It is beyond dispute what led to the warrant. It wasn't Ana. The warrant application was obtained by @Useful_Mistake.

Either Ralph is talking about something else, or he's full of shit. I lean towards the latter.

Also, you gotta archive tweets. That sounds like some B.S. he might end up deleting.


A lot of people felt that way.

Nah that's not what he means, Ralph is just terrible at the English language.
He was squealing about Thatstarwarsgirl trying to get Aaron in trouble after Nick was arrested, and this is him showing further "proof" that it was her.
Because you know, even if (a huge fucking if) the description is true, there are only a handful of female content creators in California, so it must be her. What a stupid little pig.

edit: ninja'd by @Balldo's Gate -- sad.