Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 17.7%

  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%

  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 94 26.5%

  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 57 16.1%

  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 137 38.6%
  • Total voters
    355
barrymccockiner96969 said:
So is the guy charging for the bodycam just scaming? or is this not him. In the request he says not for commercial use or whatever but hes charging 6 grand. Cant anyone request it for free with a FOIA request? View attachment 6037949View attachment 6037955
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Carol Kohlman is the point of contact at that department and the county does indeed want $3k as a minimum for the footage:
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Just got a follow up email to my warrant request from yesterday. Nothing particularly special.
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She didn't even tell me a ballpark price for the warrant doc, even though that's already been released. Amazing communication skills there, government appointed communicator.

The lady spent half the email talking about the bodycam footage despite me not asking. Exactly how many people do they think are going to pay that ridiculous $3k price tag on public record files that can be effortlessly duplicated with a single click??? The county must really want to make bank off this case. Gotta restock Justice Pussy Liquor's special potion cabinet, I guess.
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@Null set the crowdfund for $5k to help absorb the whatever unspecified fees the county invents. He's also repeatedly indicated that he'll donate the remainder to a charity.

Onni Kalsarikännit said:
We did it, Reddit.
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Young_Griff said:
I'm trying to think what she could feasibly do? Send evidence to the cops that Aaron is also a degenerate coke taking child neglecting junkie fuck. Sure awesome. I guess he can share a cell with Nick if you send them enough evidence. But nothing she can do undoes the fact that Nick and Kayla are degenerate coke taking child neglecting junkie fucks.
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Where would that dumb dirt-eating whore get criminal evidence against Aaron? She isn't a firsthand witness to anything. Anything she passes on from Nick, Kayla or April that implicates Aaron would almost inevitably implicate the the other three in more crimes. I mean is she going to send clips of internet videos to the police? Good luck with that.

Its just impossible to take something like this seriously.
 
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Hey you, lazy 6 year old Rekieta child. Get down that chimney and earn your keep.

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Look at this spoiled brat eating bread, get back in that chimney.
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HTTP Error 404 said:
You know, in hindsight, the man who runs an internet forum specifically tailored towards, at least in part, watching people self destruct and ruin their lives telling you "pull up" should have been a warning.
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No one could have seen this coming. In the history of KiwiFarms not once has anyone with a thread here done something monumentally stupid. It just never happens.
 
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If I was 16 years old and my parents were doing the horrible shit that Nick and KY-la were (allegedly) doing, I'd most likely absent myself from the house as much as possible. It would be pretty easy to do considering they weren't wanted there in the first place. Just ask mom or dad when they're in a k-hole or otherwise blazed, "Can I spend the night at Johnny's house?" and take any random assortment of syllables coming out of either one's mouth as consent. Do this as often as possible. Get a square meal at night and a guaranteed ride to school in the morning with your friend's RESPONSIBLE parents.

Not saying that this is what happened, just that it's probably what I would do in the same situation. Same for all the kids down to 12. The poor 6 uear old was just fucked with no escape.
 
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CeilingTile47 said:
One of my favourite parts of Nick going mask off on his degeneracy is just how beautifully it falls into the long line of MAGA/Trumpist figures who have also been revealed to be degens, or were degens before disappearing for a while and emerging in that sphere, or just who have always been and don't really try to hide it. I detest basically all current political movements in NA right now, but I have a special hate for that particular sphere.
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Touch grass and Have sex. If you think of Biden or trump during any of this, you have brain damage and are literal nigger cattle.
 
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BTW, between Vic having to pay out the ass for Ty's fuckup, and the recent decision by Vic to cut Nick off, Anime Matsuri 2024 is gonna be awkward as fuck if Nick is stupid enough to go.

We're I AM, I would tell him to stay the fuck away.

Not Even Twice said:
Alright I have now seen the eating dirt bit mentioned 3 times, what's the lore on that?
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It's old CG lore. This post by @Fleetwood is as good as any, I suppose:


WARNING: Video in that post contains Chrissie Mayr, Xia, Nina Infinity, AND Anna, and therefore watching it may result in severe brain damage.

EDIT: @Vesperus ninja'd me as to the video. Lol.
 
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Strix454 said:
Where would that dumb dirt-eating whore get criminal evidence against Aaron? She isn't a firsthand witness to anything. Anything she passes on from Nick, Kayla or April that implicates Aaron would almost inevitably implicate the the other three in more crimes. I mean is she going to send clips of internet videos to the police? Good luck with that.

Its just impossible to take something like this seriously.
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She is 100% just clipping videos of Aaron admitting to shit and sending it to 5-0
 
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barrymccockiner96969 said:
Sorry im a newfag to rekeita lore, what is this balldo i keep seeing? what does it mean?
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It's a sex toy for men with erectile dysfunction that attaches to the testicles to fashion a crude dildo. Nick kept shilling it hard as a "funny!" thing. It's a grotesque abomination that would probably cause testicular torsion if seriously used.
 
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