Bigot Brigade Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

All of my child relatives love me. They call me funcle, for 'fun uncle'. I've tried telling them that they're not allowed to love me anymore because a crazy woman on the internet hates me, but I don't think they followed the logic.
 
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goochiemang said:
No just you and most of the men here, really. Oddly enough you're also the only adult men who've ever said that to me, what are the chances?
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Oh, I imagine people in town see you as a fat lunatic too. Tom's child molester relatives as well. Didn't you say Tom's parents hate you? Well, you're no one's idea of an ideal or even acceptable spouse for their child. Most people are too nice to call you out for your lunacy, but I know you well enough to do it anyway.
 
I just hope that Fluffdaddy will storm in here one day and expound on his penchant for tranny hookers. Does he have a glass table for them to poop on, just like Lowtax had? Does he only bang trannies or does he do grannies as well, because they rhyme? There are so many questions we could ask him.

Alternatively, Genesplicer officially cutting ties to Something Awful and joining us to give us an in-depth look behind the scenes of GBS-modding would be fun as well.
 
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blablabla said:
the fluffdaddy koala march saga was fucking insane, no wonder that nigger faggot hated the natal woman so much lmao
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Koala March scamming everybody for a gaming PC while being a trust fund baby is still insanely based. While everything else she did was absolutely dogshit, that's enough to put her as the second best mod the forums have had in like 15 years after literally a bird exclusively for being actually hot.
 
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smug comporon said:
Koala March scamming everybody for a gaming PC while being a trust fund baby is still insanely based. While everything else she did was absolutely dogshit, that's enough to put her as the second best mod the forums have had in like 15 years after literally a bird exclusively for being actually hot.
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LAB wasn't hot except by comparison, she just had some tig bitties and was young enough with decent genetics so they hadn't sagged. She was a solid 5 when you discount the rack.
 
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I found an article by Don Jolly claiming he trolled SA to death. The weird part it was in the 2024 Spring/Summer issue of 2600. A magazine dedicated technology exploration and want-a-be hackers.

The tl;dr of the article: It opens with an amazingly short intro to trolling and leads into a brief explanation of what Something Awful was. Then the author details how he trolled SA to death. In 2012, the author returned to the SA forums and was horrified at how bad they had become. The Star Trek sub-forum was the only one he liked until it was revealed that Aatrek was a registered sex offender.
So just before Halloween 2013, the author made a post on SA claiming that the mods knew about Aatrek and hid his past. Followed by being banned, the forum users working themselves into a frenzy and demanding the "proof", and ending with the proof being "lol".

Shitty pics of the article below.
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Harlan Wick said:
I found an article by Don Jolly claiming he trolled SA to death. The weird part it was in the 2024 Spring/Summer issue of 2600. A magazine dedicated technology exploration and want-a-be hackers.

The tl;dr of the article: It opens with an amazingly short intro to trolling and leads into a brief explanation of what Something Awful was. Then the author details how he trolled SA to death. In 2012, the author returned to the SA forums and was horrified at how bad they had become. The Star Trek sub-forum was the only one he liked until it was revealed that Aatrek was a registered sex offender.
So just before Halloween 2013, the author made a post on SA claiming that the mods knew about Aatrek and hid his past. Followed by being banned, the forum users working themselves into a frenzy and demanding the "proof", and ending with the proof being "lol".

Shitty pics of the article below.
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I haven't read 2600 in ages due to it being, well, fairly irrelevant, if sometimes amusing.

But damn, if true: Very funny.
 
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Harlan Wick said:
I found an article by Don Jolly claiming he trolled SA to death. The weird part it was in the 2024 Spring/Summer issue of 2600. A magazine dedicated technology exploration and want-a-be hackers.

The tl;dr of the article: It opens with an amazingly short intro to trolling and leads into a brief explanation of what Something Awful was. Then the author details how he trolled SA to death. In 2012, the author returned to the SA forums and was horrified at how bad they had become. The Star Trek sub-forum was the only one he liked until it was revealed that Aatrek was a registered sex offender.
So just before Halloween 2013, the author made a post on SA claiming that the mods knew about Aatrek and hid his past. Followed by being banned, the forum users working themselves into a frenzy and demanding the "proof", and ending with the proof being "lol".

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"A forum for disgruntled something awful expariates found out [something awful moderator] Aatrek was in the sex offender registry"
Something Sensitive Say its name you fucking coward.

Also, yo @HondaRider271 the heroin thread gets a call out
 
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Harlan Wick said:
I found an article by Don Jolly claiming he trolled SA to death. The weird part it was in the 2024 Spring/Summer issue of 2600. A magazine dedicated technology exploration and want-a-be hackers.

The tl;dr of the article: It opens with an amazingly short intro to trolling and leads into a brief explanation of what Something Awful was. Then the author details how he trolled SA to death. In 2012, the author returned to the SA forums and was horrified at how bad they had become. The Star Trek sub-forum was the only one he liked until it was revealed that Aatrek was a registered sex offender.
So just before Halloween 2013, the author made a post on SA claiming that the mods knew about Aatrek and hid his past. Followed by being banned, the forum users working themselves into a frenzy and demanding the "proof", and ending with the proof being "lol".

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Lmao. I'm surprised that 2600 are hosting a bona fide naht-zee in current year.
This guy worked with Sam Hyde at one point* so there's no excuse. 2600 is a nazi mag.

*the fallout being one of the many reasons I think Sam's an untrustworthy flake

E: Unrelated but there's an entire forum for joose stories at r/bartards
 
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Ghostse said:
"A forum for disgruntled something awful expariates found out [something awful moderator] Aatrek was in the sex offender registry"
Something Sensitive Say its name you fucking coward.
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I'm willing to bet that was an editorial decision. 2600 magazine and radio/podcast are very lefty
 
...Are these people ok? Ignoring the stupidity of the subject matter, the guy with the cutting board can't even color match his text character by character, making it extremely difficult to make out what he's actually written on it. You had one job!
 
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