Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Captain Manning]

Go back to drawing your fucking frogs you fat joke.

That's the problem!

He doesn't draw frogs! Or he barely does. He does this shit you are seeing right now. His books are YEARS late.

And then he sits there and fumes that Eric July is outselling him and delivering his books on time.

 

[AltisticRight]

I don't think he's done that in a while.

Best that could be hoped for would be to go back to going after Eric July instead of Rekieta's kids.

Best I can hope for is this.

Do it Ethan.

>Slobberpockets
Fucking gross. Reminder that Balldo's penis doesn't work. He's thinned his corpus cavernosum too much on hardcore goon sessions.
More like slobberdick. Non-practicing penis.

>April is an attractive woman
SIMP.

 

[gang weeder]

He probably just went straight to his dealer from county. When you’re addicted to coke at that level, you drop everything and go straight to the plug’s house when you know you’re dry.
t. former coke addict

What are the odds Nick's dealers know he got busted though? I'd be surprised if they didn't know considered he apparently followed them on Instagram. With his situation being so public and all the massive amounts of attention I have to imagine they would want to stay the hell away from him.

 

[zimzam88]

EVS is live going after Rekieta's kids, he is saying it is their fault they didn't have clean clothes.

This has gone too far. Nick needs to file charges of defamation against his children ASAP. They can't keep getting away with this, their inability to care for themselves while he was in a drunken drug fueled orgy has cost him potentially millions of dollars by destroying his reputation.

 

[KiwiFarmer9993!]

Nice try, but that dont work on me. They are with family trying to figure out what the hell to do with their lives and move forward. I want to make some dumb joke for lols, but you are tarted if you think he went back to a coke or booze bender.

Nigger, you sound tarted. Did you knaw on lead painted rattles, or were you always this tarted?

He is a late stage alcoholic and a fucking coke addict who bought an ounce of coke. He paid 5k down on a 50k bail bond and left his wife to rot with conditional bond.

He is very likely guzzling vodka like water as we speak.

 

[Expendable Zaku]

Rekieta’s Defense Force mobilize.
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Just yell words until the prosecution stops talking, guaranteed victory. If all else fails, invoke the woke.
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This nigga’s crazy.

 

[Kerr Avon]

The Rekietas and the Imholtes make it real easy to argue in favor of mandatory sterilization

 

[Young_Griff]

How much would you bet that Nick is drunk at this very moment right now.

26 grams of coke

 

[Mr. Manchester]

This video was pretty interesting. Lead Attorney does an apology as a reformed Nick Rekieta and goes over all the things said reformed Nick Rekieta had done to fix himself before returning to apologize to everyone. Just imagine Nicky fucking Rackets ever speaking like that or doing anything in the apology.

 

[AltisticRight]

>Going through every church video
Literally nobody is doing that you stupid vapid cunt. They removed all the videos already and good for them. Leave the Rekieta children alone, they're victims.
This dumb bitch is virtue signalling her disdain for people looking at publicly available videos while she's platforming a fat scammer victim blamer.

>Paying the $3000
Hey. What about this?
Don't do drugs.
Don't get arrested for doing drugs.
Is that hard?

>26 grams of cocaine is a lot
>But they are sharing it among 4 people
That's still over 6 grams per person you fucking retard. That's still over $1000 worth of cocaine per head.
A typical line of cocaine from personal experience is less than 1 gram.
I've modelled drug use. I will never do that shit. It's also laced with fentanyl.

Spoiler: Nerd shit. How do we know it's adulterated?

The principal objective of this work was to demonstrate the capability of Raman spectroscopy to detect small amounts of cocaine in nasal fluid, and to identify the main drug and the most widely used cutting agents. Initially, standard samples were analysed and sampling conditions were studied by comparing different swabs used for the sample collection. Once the most appropriate swab was selected, which permitted a relatively simple detection of the standard cocaine hydrochloride, qualitative analyses of real samples were carried out. Three street cocaine samples were analysed, and the presence of cutting substances was highlighted by the appearance of different bands not corresponding to the ones of the standard cocaine. To identify the substances present in each sample, the spectra of the street cocaine samples were collected and compared with a digital library created on purpose with the spectra of the most common cutting agents. In this case, correlation coefficients permitted to recognize the most important substances presumably present in the samples, and gave an estimation of the purity of the cocaine. However, when nasal fluid was present, its strong signal could overlap or interfere with the smaller signal of the cutting substances, hindering their identification.

https://doi.org/10.1016/j.talanta.2016.03.077

Cope.

 

[EggImpregnator]

What are the odds Nick's dealers know he got busted though? I'd be surprised if they didn't know considered he apparently followed them on Instagram. With his situation being so public and all the massive amounts of attention I have to imagine they would want to stay the hell away from him.

Nigga got post 98,000, it's so joever.

 

[Butt_Pouncer]

This video was pretty interesting. Lead Attorney does an apology as a reformed Nick Rekieta and goes over all the things said reformed Nick Rekieta had done to fix himself before returning to apologize to everyone. Just imagine Nicky fucking Rackets ever speaking like that or doing anything in the apology.

Another Blackman felting Balldo. You can not write this

 

[EggImpregnator]

When do you think Nick will stream next?

 

[RotPockets]

Guys, guys! We are focusing on the wrong things damnit!

Fuck dem keeds, fuck da coke

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Well I mean...


Some ideas I would love:

- Daniel Paul Harris makes his first post, and leaks everything
- Document revealing Rackets law license suspended
- Aaron makes first post, dumps all evidence backing up everything he's ever said about Nick
- @FROG heart attack announced from being too fat and not doing anything
- During cokestream 2.0, and post reveals he OD'ed.
- Kurt finally snaps and goes postal

- Nick Rekieta EFAPs a previously unseen video of his most deranged drug-fueled rambling nonsensical rant. A constant knocking on the door can be heard throughout the video. The stream he is watching ends abruptly with Nick in the video eating a load of buckshot. Completely unfazed Nick looks straight in to the camera and says “hey, come on. I’ll show where my dad keeps his gun. Come on.”

 

[Young_Griff]

When do you think Nick will stream next?

If he was a smart man he would delete all his social media and never show his face again.... but he's an idiot so my money is on soon.

 

[feral cat #6385]

The pets have been dead for months nigga, I'm calling it.

The kids ate them to survive.

The two oldest children appear in a video and they are very thin. The younger boy is absurdly smaller than his age mates. This can happen by chance or genetics or medical reasons but it’s pretty striking.

They look like concentration camp survivors. So frail, weak and awkward looking.

Good lawgic is a disgusting mega kike

Listening to Joe makes me want to build a time machine, travel back to Germany in the 30's and give a certain Austrian painter plans for building a nuclear bomb.

He would have to actually change and want to get clean, be a responsible person, etc. He's what, 40? 42? The odds of that sort of change, at that age, in his circumstances, it's just not gonna happen. It's more likely he will end up in prison IMO. Maybe not for this current case, but when he fucks up again later down the road.

That's what I'm betting on. The guy is a dirtbag to the core. Nowhere for him to go but down. His run ins with the law will be more frequent from here on out. At least he can get his shitty snake tattoo finished in jail.

 

[NostalgicJam]

This video was pretty interesting. Lead Attorney does an apology as a reformed Nick Rekieta and goes over all the things said reformed Nick Rekieta had done to fix himself before returning to apologize to everyone. Just imagine Nicky fucking Rackets ever speaking like that or doing anything in the apology.

*Swirls whiskey shot glass* "Listen....you fuckers don't know....how fucking STRESSFUL it is....dealing with these tiny FUCKING food thieves. But sure... *takes a shot* let's say....that i was sorry. *refills glass and licks the bottle* I'm sorry....that i didn't give my kids MORE responsibilities....so that these annoying fucking gremlins had less time.....to complain about fresh clothes and interrupting our swinging sessions"

Words from a totally reformed alcoholic cokehead swinger.

 

[Strix454]

Denial is not going to work. The only winning strategy I can see is this:

=Kayla and I were having problems=We got involved with the Imholtes=They introduced us to drugs=Being a strait-laced Christian couple, we never tried drugs and things escalated=When we were under the influence, they also convinced us to swap partners=Things got out of control and a number of bad decisions were made=We are thankful our community cared enough to intervene and rescue us from these vices
"I am very sorry for the pain and suffering I have inflicted on my family. I am going to step away from the internet and take some time to get myself clean, straighten out my life, and make it up to my children. Thank you for your support. Peace."

Which of course will never happen because Nick is incapable of admitting fault. But he has been caught dead to rights. His best option is to concede. Its sets him up better for the future and is the only option to reinvigorate his career when this is over.

Critique my strategy. This sound like something that would work. Bear in mind it would be for the Normies. Not us smart Kiwis who know the full history.

- They shouldn't mention Aaron or April. It doesn't help or add anything.
- Focus on the alcohol and drug problems. Nothing else.
- Nick and Kayla need to go into rehab immediately.
- They need to hire a good attorney who can make a deal with the prosecutor for a diversion program.
- They need to cut off Nick from the internet entirely and confiscate his phone. No talking to any of his idiotic internet enablers. Most especially Barnes and Juju the cow.
- The whole purpose has to be dealing with normie and court perceptions. Nick talking to his audience or trying to salvage his internet reputation are things that should not be done.
- The lawsuit with Monty needs to be settled immediately on whatever reasonable terms can be obtained.

Nick isn't ready to do any of that of course. Nick wants to fight the charges in court and continue drinking & doing drugs. I dont think he cares about his kids. I dont think Kayla means anything to him at all. He probably has brain damage. Even getting him to accept going into rehab is going to be a difficult struggle. Getting him to complete rehab would be even more difficult.

One strategy is for whoever is paying the bills (probably Nick's parents) to just flush Nick and focus on salvaging something with the children. Nick isn't going to get better unless Nick wants to get better. All signs point to him having no interest in getting better. If he will not get better, he needs to be paid to just stay away.

 

[Buster Scruggs]

What are the odds Nick's dealers know he got busted though? I'd be surprised if they didn't know considered he apparently followed them on Instagram. With his situation being so public and all the massive amounts of attention I have to imagine they would want to stay the hell away from him.

He’s 100% going to need to find a new dealer after this, Nick is not only in the process of catching charges but his side piece hoe got her charges dropped. Retard negros and wiggers that deal drugs usually don’t know enough about the law to know there are other reasons why someone can get their charges dropped immediately after an arrest other than “DAT FUGGIN HOE RAN HER MOUTH”. His dealer likely ghosted him once they found out about his arrest and is likely currently worried that he got snitched on by “dat cracka ass lawyer nigga and his hoe”.

 

[eat ze bugs]

I have a question. How much does 26 grams of cocaine cost, usually?

it really depends on a few factors.
1. Where you are in the states.
2. How pure the cocaine is.
So I'd say in MN for a laywer maybe around 5k.
I'm not a fiend tough. Just what I know from a few people some years ago that used to use cocaine.