Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Butt_Pouncer]

I wouldn't trust the testimony of the only man gayer than Balldo.

Hes just as degenerate as Balldo. I dont trust anyone who flies across the country just for pussy.

 

[ChromaQuack]

He is in Florida figuring his life out. She is with family back home. Have fun and goodnight.

Hey fucktard, since you love bitching about fan fiction how about you post the sources for that?

You would not want to be caught wildly speculating about horseshit you don't know about, right? would not want to be posting fAnFiCtIoN right?

Or is it not fan fiction when you smear your dumb shit all the thread? don't try to play it off as an "educated guess" either, you were bemoaning how everything here wasn't backed up by facts, triple archived and 100% real so I'm certain you of all people would not be a fucking hypocrite and back up the claim that he's in Florida, riiiiiight?

 

[Mikoyan]

I am a 50 pages behind, has this been brought up yet?
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This is from the shittywebcomics stream tonight. Not having heard of these guys before tonight holy shit they're insufferable.

And yeah, I mean this forum is the place that autistically figured out he was at Hedonism II, this shit has been known for quite some time.

 

[feral cat #6385]

This is my question. Personally I think Nick's refusal to address it is a tacit admission that he agrees that it's his kids' faults.

Everything is the fault of those dam kids. If it wasn't for the kids, he would have gotten away with it.

He is a retard

Yes.

this whole "the kids should've done their own laundry" discourse is the worst argument in this thread since the tripod in the sand

And now we know the camera was held by the couple they swung with at Hedonism II. Where Nick couldn't get it up but the other guy fucked Kayla. So Nick got cucked.

 

[NostalgicJam]

Simpler version:

There are two people pictured in your post. One is a nigger, and the other is Lead Attorney.


I fail to see how EVS is "focusing on the kids" by saying they should take care of themselves, blaming them for what they went through, and other stupid shit.

Just to clarify, i'm not defending the frog merchant at all in anyway. Only thing i wanted to really highlight was the "He's already dead" comment. I was just agreeing with the general sentiment that the focus should be on the kids now, not agreeing that EVS said it. My bad if it came off like i was trying to defend the pie don.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

He still deserves a chance. But only if he makes the decision to save himself. If he makes the decision tomorrow or in five years, he deserves the help (from his parents) and the support of everyone else to do it. But nobody can make him and nobody can do it for him.

Right now, he is so messed up that even after losing everything he can't even admit that he has a problem.

He definitely does, so far it just seems so out of the realm of possibility that I can't imagine he ever will. If he actually went to rehab and came back with a very similar apology to the one Lead Attorney did than I'd wish the guy well and move on. I think him managing to be quiet for a day has let kindly old Mr. Optimism start sneaking in.

Of course, there's a 99.9% chance he'll pop up and do something spectacularly retarded in the next few days. Even posting about his case on twitter should be considered spectacularly retarded. Appearing on the WROLD FAMOUS KILLSTREAM would be a masterclass in retardation.

 

[Fake Steve Franssen]

On the night before the arrest, Ethan Van Sciver and his son Hunter go to a Phillies game where Ethan gets admittedly drunk but denies his sober son's requests to drive the car back home between his rambling and wheezing, proving that irony can be even more delicious than eating donuts while the Liberty Bell tolls for the end of Balldo's freedom. How embarrassing.

"I'm the guy to tell Nick Rekieta what's up."

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I can't keep up with this thread so I apologize if this has been fully posted already.

Hunter Van Sciver looks like idubbz if it were idubbz and Anisa who stayed at the Rekieta crack house.

 

[RodgerDodger]

I can only imagine the journey the junior people who do the leg work for cases are going to go through at the prosecutors office. They've likely already starting combing through his online presence and categorizing things etc. There's a very good chance they're going to hear him using all kinds of terms and either out of sheer curiousity, or a need to understand to properly understand if something is evidence or relevant, they'll google it. Eventually one of those terms they search will be obscure enough that the only search results turned up lead to KF. Then they'll start browsing around a bit, and end up down a major rabbit hole. One evening they'll go home and mindlessly ask their spouse over dinner whether they thought Rackett's was wearing the balldo while he kept mumbling 'Anime sucks, cope and sneed' over and over again in a chemical induced haze. Their partner will then politely excuse themselves and sit down at the computer to email the HR department at the DA's office and put in a PTO request on their partners behalf.

The Baldo, The Baldo will break them. When we finally get an actual Batman Villain Joker in the real world, it will be because some poor CSI tech was forced to collect the Baldo and the Medalion.

 

[AltisticRight]

Nick must be stressed. He should pour himself a glass to calm down, and take a bump to reward himself for his hard work.

He's got a little bit more than 24 hours to finish his promised 13/14 LOCALS stream.


Crack one open, game on Balldo. I believe in you.

 

[Georgio Cocklord]

Is this the first stream post arrest? Im not so interested in the balldoverse but I would be very interested in watching the stream just to see the cope and sneeding. It would be so funny. "No you did not see me get arrested child, I am not a coke fiend child"

 

[Mr. Manchester]

You guys think he threw the medallion out yet or is he wearing it out of spite?

The sad thing is that the medallion doesn't matter anymore. A keen observer of Magi-Chan demonology knows that it likes to jump to a ring after it finds a host. It lived in Chris Chan's ring and just formed a new medallion after the first one was destroyed, it lived in Ralph's paw paw's ring, it lived in Ian Joma's wedding ring and it lives in that stupid blue plastic ring Rackets wears all the time.

As much as any one of those people should get rid of those rings they hold on to them like Gollum.

 

[RodgerDodger]

Anna is sperging out on Sean over the DMs with ralph. They are calling him fat and such.
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So uh Miss "StarWarsGirl" Do you have any personal first hand knowledge of this Aaron Person" "What? ooo Nooo that would be gross. He's gross. Never met him, never seen him, but online I see he's gross" "Thank you for your information, we will file it with the other batshit insane and completely inadmissable reports we keep getting... Does anybody know who a Josh Moon is? Our Josh keeps saying its not him, but he may be fucking with us"

 

[Captain Manning]

Everyone kind of suspected this for years anyway. Drex was always a known degen and there were jokes that he was cucking Nick for that many years.

There were always jokes involving Drex and Nick's wife, but nobody on the Farms thought "holy shit, Nick and Kayla might actually be poly/swinging" until 2022 when the Hedonism II stuff dropped.

And yeah, I mean this forum is the place that autistically figured out he was at Hedonism II, this shit has been known for quite some time.

Yeah, two years ago. I dunno about gundam's claim of four (or if he even claimed that). If their history of polyamory goes back that far, or farther, they kept it well hidden. Nick kept a lot of shit hidden. That's why he achieved such success, and is fall is so pronounced.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

You guys think he threw the medallion out yet or is he wearing it out of spite?

The sad thing is that the medallion doesn't matter anymore. A keen observer of Magi-Chan demonology knows that it likes to jump to a ring after it finds a host. It lived in Chris Chan's ring and just formed a new medallion after the first one was destroyed, it lived in Ralph's paw paw's ring, it lived in Ian Joma's wedding ring and it lives in that stupid blue plastic ring Rackets wears all the time.

As much as any one of those people should get rid of those rings they hold on to them like Gollum.

It's the blue rubber ring. It's in Nick's cuck ring.

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

What Nick realistically needs to do to get this all thrown out is pour himself a drink. Nothing crazy. Just a modest 750ml of Jack Daniels for ballast. Then he needs to get on stream and insult and defame every single judge and prosecutor in Candy Yoshi County. That way they'll all have a conflict of interest and have to recuse themselves and drop the case.

 

[P5Fever]

How much would you bet that Nick is drunk at this very moment right now.

Rackets? Drunk? Must be a day that ends in y.

 

[Particle Bored]

Rekieta fans are some of the dumbest fucking faggots you’ll encounter. If you don’t wash the Balldo they will start crying to get you banned like Liz Fong-Dong Gone.
Johnny Silverhand @blackbarbandit
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"Two and a half 8-balls per person seems reasonable for a holiday weekend."

"I've been arrested multiple times."

Story checks out.

 

[DickMain]

That's a very optimistic outlook. To me, this nigger "from da hood" is probably pawning and selling anything he can to buy more booze to prevent those deadly, painful withdrawls.

The coke will just make him feel bad, but the alcohol?

Good fucking luck

I'd seen people talking about it here, but how bad is alcohol withdrawal? I thought people were just using euphemisms for "it's pretty painful", but is it life-threatening or something? I've never really been around heavy drinking.

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

"Two and a half 8-balls per person seems reasonable for a holiday weekend."

"I've been arrested multiple times."

Story checks out.

The funniest part is that it probably infuriates Nick how his defenders tacitly admit he's an alchoholic cokehead swinger. I guarantee a lot of his defenders are getting angry private messages from Nick saying, "Oh my fucking christ, LITERALLY ZERO of that is true!"

 

[Particle Bored]

I'd seen people talking about it here, but how bad is alcohol withdrawal? I thought people were just using euphemisms for "it's pretty painful", but is it life-threatening or something? I've never really been around heavy drinking.

It can literally kill you.