- Throughout the video, he wears this strange grimace, best illustrated in the icy hot clip above. It must be his default exertion/thinking expression.
- Throughout the video, he pants and breathes heavily into the camera.
- Throughout the video, his audience of boomers is befuddled by his glass stovetop and keeps asking him what that contraption is.
Pre-oven
- Manhandles his dicer and breaks part of it @2:30.
- @5:55 talks about how he recently got food poisoning from eating food that had been left in the fridge too long.
- By the seven-minute mark he is noticeably breathing heavier from the mild exertion of soaping up and rinsing his cutting board.
- @7:23 Kurt repositions the camera and we can see soap and some vegetable residue in the sink; he has just washed the cutting board and said he was doing so to avoid food poisoning, leading one to believe that the cutting board had been sitting on the counter with old food on it.
- Around 8:15 he says he's "feeling fat today" and wants to go to the gym, but he's "feeling a little warm." I don't know what this means, does he suspect he has a fever?
- @9:55 he starts complaining about lower back pain and talks about how he needs to build his back muscles, missing the fact that his back pain is from obesity.
- He starts to dice his bell peppers, camera focusing on his stomach and round paws.
- @14;10 when he puts a chunk too big into the dicer, he slams it like an ape instead of repositioning the vegetable and knocks the dicer into the sink.
- @15:55 he complains about his back again, says it's hard to stand up, and blames it on age rather than his weight. I have grandparents that are 80+ years old and don't start bitching and moaning about their backs after <20 mins of chopping veggies.
- He finishes with the bell peppers around 16:30 and is audibly panting.
- @17:40 or so he repositions the camera near his dirty stovetop and moves on to the meat, allowing us the occasional glimpse of his feet as he walks away to grab things. We are treated to untrimmed toenails and ulcers on his thick calves.
- @21:00 he starts to mix the meats together by hand, and tries to do this on the Styrofoam tray that one of the meats came in, getting flecks of raw meat on his countertop before he gets a bowl. We see the hand trembles particular to obese autists (I do not know the cause). As he mixes the meat, he rattles the bowl against the stovetop, into the camera, and into the pan. He bitches repeatedly about how cold the meat is but does not get a spoon.
- By @28:30 his pan is noticeably smoking, hotter than the pan should get (
Amazon link to what looks like the same pan) and potentially giving off toxic smoke.
- @29:05 he dumps the meat into the pan and begins cooking the meat without washing his hands from handling the raw meat.
- @35:55 he plops a glass dish onto the stovetop, on top of flecks of raw meat. Great view of his ulcerated calves right after.
- Bizarre panting and moaning @37:15, just stop livestreaming your cooking if your back is that bad.
- @41:50 he reveals he has forgotten to preheat the oven.
Chat
- He talks with the chat for about 10 minutes while waiting for the oven to heat, face red and sweaty from the hard labor of dicing some bell peppers and browning some meat.
- He mentions his back pain and again blames it on age and not his size.
- Chat suggests a TENS unit for his back and he thinks it's a joke. Even after chat explains this is a real thing he harps on about how it sounded like a joke.
- Around @46:00 he starts talking about depression. He says loneliness is a big part of it, and says he's texted some friends who haven't responded. I've been there and it sucks. I wouldn't air it out in front of a couple hundred people but whatever. His chat tries to be helpful and he gets snippy with them.
- @48:20 people suggest he get a dog; a few seconds later someone asks if he's into pets and he snaps, "I'm into women!" with an eye roll and reveals he's on SSRIs.
- @49:16 someone suggests he improve his diet to feel better and he sarcastically asks what they think he's trying to do by making the casserole (the casserole is made of beef, sausage, pepperoni, and cheese).
- Someone suggests he reach out to Aussie @50:18 and Kurt whines that Aussie is 3 hrs away and belittles the commenter for not personally knowing how far apart they are.
- @51:52 someone how old he is (42), which triggers him to elaborate on the above woman sore spot: "My odds of finding a young woman to have a family with go down each and every year, because the age gap between me and her grows. So I am probably doomed to a life of loneliness so I look forward to that." Classic incel pattern of thinking, conflating unresolved horniness with loneliness and being bitter that you can't pull a young hot woman when you have already hit the wall hard. Guy is in rougher shape than some 60 year olds I know.
- @52:55 he explains, with some annoyance, that he is not interested in adopting kids or seeing a woman who already has kids and refuses to elaborate on his reasoning. He says he's tired of getting "attacked for his preferences;" something tells me that the attacks are just people pointing out that his standards are too high.
- He says geriatric pregnancy starts at 35 so he wants someone younger than that. Geriatric pregnancy is an uncommon and frankly misleading term; pregnancies in women older than 35 are more likely to have complications. That's literally it. Plenty of women have kids in their mid to late 30s without any complications. He gets pissy and says he expects the chat to be flooded with people giving anecdotes about pregnancies after 35.
Oven
- @55:28 he struggles for over ten seconds to find the timer on his own oven.
- Infamous icy hot clip @59:50, idk why he's making that kind of face and noises.
- I'd like to point out that he has not washed his hands from either the raw meat or the icy hot.
More Chatting
- His hands and arms are shaking noticeably @1:03:30 as he sips his drink.
- @1:23:15 he mentions that he's in an improv class and is going to start taking acting classes. Hobbies are a great way to deal with depression but acting seems an odd choice for Kurt.
- Honk snort @1:26:00
- @1:30:55 the timer goes off. Kurt ignores it and keeps talking to chat, seems surprised when it beeps again, and supposes it might keep beeping until he gets it, leading one to believe he rarely uses the oven.
The Broil
- Decides to broil the casserole @1:34:14, sets it for 5 minutes at 525F, far too long; his chat agrees with me and Kurt refuses to get his fat ass back up to adjust the time.
- Gets pissy at people saying talk therapy worked for them @1:36:05, snipping that if they didn't want to hear his opinion about how it worked for him then why did they ask. Continues to mock people in his chat who tell him the difference between 2 and 5 mins at 525F broil is large, then begrudgingly gets up.
- Top reveal at @1:39:02, the cheese is burnt after nearly 5 mins at a 525F broil but it's not inedible.
- @1:41;!5, a chatter asks Kurt to say hi to the chatter's gf, Kurt half-jokingly tells the gf to hit him up if she gets bored of the chatter.
- Honk snort @1:42:52, then asks for any woman under the age of 35 and childless, whether single or not, to reach out to him. Says he "makes cute babies." A chatter with a female name asks for "proof of the babies please" and Kurt says if she comes over he'll "show her the proof." After talking about music a bit, a chatter says that he must be younger given his criteria for a woman, perhaps in his 30s, and he snaps that he's 42.
Food Reveal
- He cuts into the casserole around 1:51:00 and it's pure liquid on the bottom. Treats us to a closeup shot of him stuffing a massive forkful into his mouth. Much smacking and moaning.
- More smacking and talking with his mouth full @1:58:50
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A chatter @1:59:40 suggests that Kurt give away some pizza casserole (in reference to a riot over a streamer giveaway that Kurt is discussing) and Kurt says his door is open to young, childless women. @2:01:08, he clarifies that this offer is not free to those under 18 who have to travel from out of state. A moment later he says that he will need to look up the age of consent in Texas. Says that transporting a 16 or 17 year old across state lines is a violation of the Mann Act. A chatter suggests that he maybe stop talking and Kurt snaps, "Why?"
- @2:04:38, says that he does not want nudes "electronically" from girls under the age of 18. Then says, "Well technically just being nude might not be enough, but let's not find that line."
- @2:06:35, honk snort, and he finally clarifies that he'd prefer to stick to the over 18 year olds, perhaps reading the room in his chat.