Hey, Nick! We know you still read the thread, so that lie won't work here. (Actually, it NEVER worked here, but I digress...) Just wanted to give you a great idea to own the Kiwi incels and those damned Scandinavian prudes: Represent yourself in the upcoming criminal case! Think about it! You won't have to waste any more of your money on any second-rate attorney (and use that cash on more hookers & blow!), AND you get to show everyone up at the same time!
So, imagine this, Rackets... You go to court and dazzle EVERYONE with your impressive legal gamesmanship. Judge Vagina-Liquor is so blown away that she immediately apologizes to you and resigns from her position. Everyone in the courtroom erupts in thunderous applause. Null calls you up, BEGGING to be forgiven and offering to delete your thread on the spot. Matthew Hardin, Null's attorney of record, contacts you to express how thoroughly impressed he was by your lawyering and wants to form a law firm with you (you being the senior partner in all this, of course!).
So, what's it going to be, Nick? You can go the gigachad route, represent yourself, and get ALL the glory & bitches (plus more hookers & blow, of course). Or you can forever be known as Broke Dick Nick, the beta cuck who was thoroughly traumatized by his wife being railed by the bulls at Hedonism II & tard-rage punches himself when he doesn't get his way. One way leads to greatness. I know you'll make the proper, correct choice.