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I haven't seen Keffals' actual Hearthstone BG footage since they have only streamed themselves against a blank wall, what's their ranking if anyone's actually seen it? Curious where the no-job no-lifer is actually at.

can you thumbnail your shit? this gargantuan 1500x1500 png takes up half the fucking page
Just report it asking for a thumbnail as the report reason in the future, it's an easy fix for global jannies
 
I haven't seen Keffals' actual Hearthstone BG footage since they have only streamed themselves against a blank wall, what's their ranking if anyone's actually seen it? Curious where the no-job no-lifer is actually at.


Just report it asking for a thumbnail as the report reason in the future, it's an easy fix for global jannies
Full disclosure: I have no fucking clue how Hearthstone works.

I scraped all leaderboard data I could find, and it appears he doesn't rank high enough to even be listed/indexed. If it helps at all, I found this clip from here, which appears to be from 2024-05-16.
You can see his MMR pretty clearly, which I think is what you're looking for. If not, it's at least a recent insight.

 
He is attempting to get top 20 in battlegrounds its a 8 man last man standing version which really does not have as much to do in terms of strategy.

His name there is Keffals and here is the top 20,000 players if anyone wants to keep watch or search.

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That is a solo version of hearthstone kind of called mercenaries its not the true hearthstone.
No this is BGs. Mercs are 3v3 minions, sometimes 6 if they have summon abilities or a boss using a mechanic.

You can see his MMR pretty clearly, which I think is what you're looking for. If not, it's at least a recent insight.
Yeah, I forgot the term but MMR is right. 5K is incredibly middling. *I'm* tied with Keffals currently and I'd say Ive played less than 30 games with a roughly 80% win rate(being top 4). The MMR goes up around 70-100 points for a win, down about 40 for a loss, and games take a half hour to win, maybe 20 to lose if it was disastrous. For a no-life streamer that seems to be "obsessed" with it, they're doing really poorly or lying about their activity/interest because I'm matched with 15 hours played casually over the past 2 months.

Here's the rough breakpoints for MMR:

<5000 – 64% of Players
5500 – Top 25%
6000 – Top 17%
6500 – Top 10%
7000 – Top 6%
8000 – Top 3%
9000 – Top 1%
 
That is a solo version of hearthstone kind of called mercenaries its not the true hearthstone.
No this is BGs. Mercs are 3v3 minions, sometimes 6 if they have summon abilities or a boss using a mechanic.


Yeah, I forgot the term but MMR is right. 5K is incredibly middling. *I'm* tied with Keffals currently and I'd say Ive played less than 30 games with a roughly 80% win rate(being top 4). The MMR goes up around 70-100 points for a win, down about 40 for a loss, and games take a half hour to win, maybe 20 to lose if it was disastrous. For a no-life streamer that seems to be "obsessed" with it, they're doing really poorly or lying about their activity/interest.

Here's the rough breakpoints for MMR:

<5000 – 64% of Players
5500 – Top 25%
6000 – Top 17%
6500 – Top 10%
7000 – Top 6%
8000 – Top 3%
9000 – Top 1%
At the very least, based on my leaderboard scraping, we can deduce his rating is still somewhere under 8000. While looking, I found hsguru player stats, which doesn't put a cap on the limit parameter—used for controlling how many results are displayed per page—in the URL. So you can stick something crazy like &limit=500000 at the end of a leaderboard URL and it will spit out everything on a single page. Very handy. Note that it doesn't show anything below a rating of 8000, so he isn't indexed. This lines up with other sources I scraped to verify.

I agree someone who basically has no fucking life and claims to be obsessed should be ranked higher than he is. Maybe it's that psychomotor retardation lol.
 
At the very least, based on my leaderboard scraping, we can deduce his rating is still somewhere under 8000. While looking, I found hsguru player stats, which doesn't put a cap on the limit parameter—used for controlling how many results are displayed per page—in the URL. So you can stick something crazy like &limit=500000 at the end of a leaderboard URL and it will spit out everything on a single page. Very handy. Note that it doesn't show anything below a rating of 8000, so he isn't indexed. This lines up with other sources I scraped to verify.

I agree someone who basically has no fucking life and claims to be obsessed should be ranked higher than he is. Maybe it's that psychomotor retardation lol.
Yeah, there's no way he jumped 3K points from two weeks ago if he was languishing in the 5000's with distracted play. He won't even begin to approach top ten thousand players, let alone top 20. He's simply too slow and stupid, but much like in real life, he can't be counted on to make good decisions consistently lol.
 
I watched that flabby faggot Demonmama and his little apologia for Keffals. He managed to dilute the story into a pointless and self-centered meander, burping his way through a tedious two hours. Recently Demonmama put up a fifteen minute clip admonishing his viewers never to talk to the media about DIY HRT. He spun up his audience with the usual trans outrage and histrionics, getting worked up over the idea of it being questioned by anyone, let alone being criticized in the media.

Is there is any discomfort over Keffals given the recent media attention? As Glenn Greenwald mentioned there’s the Taylor Lorenz/liberal media element which gives the Keffals story a dependable audience (and a boost by LibsOfTikTok and her audience). And this is on top of the triple dip of insanity that is DIY HRT for children via a bank robbing tranny. If screenwriters weren’t such leftists, it would be better off pitched to them.

Admittedly, I’m mystified by the lack of coverage because sending mystery vials for injection to children is crazy to me. That the whole of the trans community is supporting this is also an enormous scandal. It’s one of the clearest examples of their above-the-law mindset and aggressively outrageous behavior.

Even if only for adults, it is irresponsible, selfish, and dangerous. In America MDs readily Rx trans hormones and Panned Parenthood will give anyone 18+ an rx for hormones after a single Telehealth session. These meds are covered under most insurances including medicaid, or cheap if paying out of pocket. The only reason for DIY HRT to exist is to enable adults to take unsafe doses of hormones and allow children to do the same without their parents knowledge.

Insane that the FBI refuses to investigate something this illegal and child endangering, but has time to put together a watchlist comprised of people who go to Latin Mass.
 
TYT covering Lucas's antics are not enough. He's hated by more people than he's adored by. A simple glance at his X is proof of that. He needs to be investigated by the authorities over the HRT scheme, his drug purchasing and usage from the dark web, and accountability of the GFM. Until the ball gets rolling in this he'll just keep repeating his cycle. Over and over and over. Currently in hiding from online accountability phase via alts for a couple of weeks.

This won't do you any good Lucas. Nobody is forgetting shit. Dumb dilating faggot.
 
The Patreon is not halved. It was about $900 at the beginning of May, now it's $800.

Some coping in the Discord:

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with all the times lucas talks about how his time offline is so nice and peaceful he would take the hint but nope he just keep trying to crawl back so he can play victim. its a shame in a way that his case against the london pd is just a grift i for one would love to see the bodycam footage of the supposed swatting.
 
with all the times lucas talks about how his time offline is so nice and peaceful he would take the hint but nope he just keep trying to crawl back so he can play victim. its a shame in a way that his case against the london pd is just a grift i for one would love to see the bodycam footage of the supposed swatting.
Considering Lucas has 3 different versions of the swatting (gun in my face, groped my nanboobs, gun in the hallway, deadnaming, no deadnaming) he is definetly not in the best position to complain about "wahhh I am guilty regardless hwat I say". But I think tzhere is no bodycam which is why he was pushing for bodycam coverage for the London police.. Btw what is Lucas full income in a month? He can't be making much on Youtube but in one of the videos around Muta's video I heard he made quite a bit of money before everything crashed down
 
Are you even trying at this point? Who wouldnt say you are guilty or not to be trusted after you lied multiple times that you yourself even tried to recall.
The intended audience of those discord posts are the groomed teenagers and mentally ill men wearing dresses inhabiting his hugbox discord, both of which aren't exactly known for their critical thinking skills. The very same sycophantic coping trannies who think it's BASED to give children bathtub hormones and defend keffals at all costs
 
The intended audience of those discord posts are the groomed teenagers and mentally ill men wearing dresses inhabiting his hugbox discord, both of which aren't exactly known for their critical thinking skills. The very same sycophantic coping trannies who think it's BASED to give children bathtub hormones and defend keffals at all costs
That may be true but their still is somewhat of an ar1 form around doing this. At some point the cult leader has to pander to their delusions instead of trying to tear it down at every curve. I don't expect subtly or nuance from this rot pocket but...he had to have learned something....right?
 
It's really, really satisfying how fucking boring this thread is.
it seems like it was just yesterday that lucas was having people do nothing with their life other than read his thread non stop to report back anything negative said about him. while also reading the thread himself at times as well and taking peoples fashion and makeup advice.
 
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