Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

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Duration of Rehab Saga Mk. IV

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You see, we're in the hundreds of thousands
All mouthin' and prowlin' inside of ya houses
Inside of your walls, when we crawl, you can hear us scratch
Lookin' for crumbs, diggin' through your trash
Yeah, it ain't a glorious life
Infested with filth and fleas, but our numbers are rife
And when you see me, I'll be pissin' on your box spring
Shit, you can call me 'The Rat King'

Ayo, I warned you I wouldn't slumber
You're outnumbered, and none of us are gonna die of hunger
If I were you, I think I'd grab the .22 off the shelf
And make a quick draw, but you won't get us all
 
methamphetamine
Adderall is not methamphetamine, it's a mix of amphetamines and dextroamphetamines.

But knowing him he would absolutely take his entire monthly prescription in a few days and crack open the pills to get an IR from his XR.

His doctor would obviously flag him as a substance abuser (Austin is stupid enough to call him to ask for more pills because he ran out before the end of the prescription) and not renew his prescription.
 
Adderall is not methamphetamine, it's a mix of amphetamines and dextroamphetamines.

But knowing him he would absolutely take his entire monthly prescription in a few days and crack open the pills to get an IR from his XR.

His doctor would obviously flag him as a substance abuser (Austin is stupid enough to call him to ask for more pills because he ran out before the end of the prescription) and not renew his prescription.
Doc, can you please help me? I took it all in 24 hours :lossmanjack: I hate my life, I'm sodapressed dude PLEASE help me.

"Sure I can help you son, I am referring you to the best rehab facility in Viriginia, I wish you good luck."

Yo, WTF?! I MEANT HELP WITH MORE DRUGS YOU FUCKIN WEIRDO WOW. TRYIN TO MAKE ME FEEL SOME TYPE OF WAY? MAN, BIG PHARMA DOESNT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT ME, ITS SO WRONG DUDE
 
Doc, can you please help me? I took it all in 24 hours :lossmanjack: I hate my life, I'm sodapressed dude PLEASE help me.

"Sure I can help you son, I am referring you to the best rehab facility in Viriginia, I wish you good luck."

Yo, WTF?! I MEANT HELP WITH MORE DRUGS YOU FUCKIN WEIRDO WOW. TRYIN TO MAKE ME FEEL SOME TYPE OF WAY? MAN, BIG PHARMA DOESNT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT ME, ITS SO WRONG DUDE
FUCK THIS RAT DOC MAN TRYIN TO FUCK WITH MY STAKE DEAL
 
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A ten minute gamba rollercoaster. We even got a smack to the head to end it. I await the ban for self harm.
One of my favourite things about the Bossman is how frivolous he is with his "job". He has no skills or qualifications of any type yet he is lucky enough to be getting paid thousands per week to gamble with money they give him and he's being so incredibly irresponsible with this.
Most people would take this lucky gift and milk it hard, work towards increasing and retaining viewers, making his streams just friendly enough to maybe attract a sponsorship yet not too faggy to piss of the rats. They'd clean their rooms and use some of the money to create a pretty home office so newcomers don't get sad when they witness the crackhouse.

Instead, he does every single thing he shouldn't. He can see Kick is trying to shed more of a premium light on the platform instead of it being viewed as the place where twitch outcasts and crackheads go. And what does he do? Mistreats the hostesses, breaks his shit on camera every stream, fights with his parents and guests and beats himself in the head. Not that it's not entertaining, of course it's the only reason we're watching.

Isn't Kick owned by Stake's owners? Not the company Stake, but the people who own it also built Kick?

Anyways, if they perma ban him one of these days his life is over. He can't ever repay his debts, he probably already owes thousands for crack to his "friend" from this week alone. There is no place for him to go other than Discord streams and nobody is gonna pay him 14k/week even if he went to Rumble or something.

His biggest problem is the crack and like Jason said, he doesn't care about anything other than getting crack. He also can't think clearly enough to see the only way to keep getting crack is to start behaving like a human being on stream. I would almost feel bad for him if he wasn't such a piece of shit to his parents, crack or no crack. He treats them like shit.
 
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We are so fucking back! Austin just had a little 15 minute gamba sesh/stream where he started with a near $300 and climbed to $3,000.

Here is the last 60 seconds of the stream. Its a great warmup. DUDE. No. THD. And even a little earthquake.
 
Here is the last 60 seconds of the stream
Crack cam'd

Also would it kill people to at least do single pass compression before uploading? Ripping straight from Kick ends up with horrendously large clips and it would literally take less than a few minutes to fix that with avidemux. Single pass of x264 with CRF 26 and no resizing or resampling takes it from 36 MB to 5 MB.
 
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Crack cam'd
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Also would it kill people to at least do single pass compression before uploading? Ripping straight from Kick ends up with horrendously large clips and it would literally take less than a few minutes to fix that with avidemux. Single pass of x264 with CRF 26 and no resizing or resampling takes it from 36 MB to 5 MB.
Yes it would kill people. See all that shit you wrote? no one knows what the fuck it means. I click "Download" and it goes brrrrrrr.

Want to be an actual G? make a post that has a specific free app to download, with a mod that adds a preset for "KiwiFarmsClips" to install on it. Until then, WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT? YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME? TRYING TO MAKE ME FEEL SOME TYPE OF WAY?

(seriously something gets posted in every thread every few weeks about this exact thing and there is never an easy click solution...unless you want us retards to stop adding content)
 
Yes it would kill people. See all that shit you wrote? no one knows what the fuck it means. I click "Download" and it goes brrrrrrr.

Want to be an actual G? make a post that has a specific free app to download, with a mod that adds a preset for "KiwiFarmsClips" to install on it. Until then, WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT? YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME? TRYING TO MAKE ME FEEL SOME TYPE OF WAY?

(seriously something gets posted in every thread every few weeks about this exact thing and there is never an easy click solution...unless you want us retards to stop adding content)
I use HandBrake. It's free, open-source, and easy to use. For Farms related videos, I typically choose the 480p preset.
 
I use HandBrake. It's free, open-source, and easy to use. For Farms related videos, I typically choose the 480p preset.
I actually have HandBrake, with a few presets for kiwifarms, but am a lazy bitch. I tried to make it portable so people could run it without install and .net bullshit but also, lazy. The command line shit for ffmpeg is just beyond what us normal tards are able to handle and so is even installing HandBrake and needing .net or a handful of others that trigger the antivirus are all just pains in the ass. Its why the true hard R Clippers are great.

But I wanted to get the action in the thread before having to wait for someone more true and honest to wake up.
 
I actually have HandBrake, with a few presets for kiwifarms, but am a lazy bitch. I tried to make it portable so people could run it without install and .net bullshit but also, lazy. The command line shit for ffmpeg is just beyond what us normal tards are able to handle and so is even installing HandBrake and needing .net or a handful of others that trigger the antivirus are all just pains in the ass. Its why the true hard R Clippers are great.

But I wanted to get the action in the thread before having to wait for someone more true and honest to wake up.
QWinFF was what I used before I decided to stop worrying and love the command line. It hasn't been update in a long time, but it's an ffmpeg gui. There has a portable version and it lets you make presets. I've seen other farmers recommend Axiom.
 
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