Careercow Donald J Trump - 45th/47th President of the USA, convicted felon, Epstein bro, Putin simp, serial liar, sore loser, cheat and the Chris-Chan of Presidents. THIS IS NOT A POLITICAL DEBATE THREAD.

Sounds like cope to me. “Well acksually it is just a misdemeanor!”
it's a thing prosecutors do with drugs where they can't get a jury to convict or just really want to throw the book at someone, but know they can't do it by further prosecuting them for other crimes

and, uh, yeah, it's retarded bullshit- "there's not evidence to convict you for another crime but i know best so I'm just going to sprinkle magic dust on your misdemeanor to make you a felon, because I know what's best for the law and am above it teehee"
but hey im sure they just really really really care about campaign finance laws and this was not at all done so they could label their political opposition a felon
 
Vanilla Isis and the Gravy Seals keep threatening to go on tour anytime something bad happens to their cult leader. But sadly, cheaply lifted Ram 2500 pavement princesses don't do so well over tactical terrain. Especially with multiple 10' flags and laden with 1000lbs of Taliban Cosplayers in the back.

They get half way through their neighbors yard and haven't even had time to get to the chorus of the first Toby Keith song before a tie rod snaps.
In case you forgot, the left collectively pissed and shidded themselves when some unarmed protesters were invited into the the vacated capitol building on a guided tour. If I recall correctly, it was the darkest day in American history and an extinction level threat on Democracy. So which is it?
 
Not even the Truth Social / X coomer retard thought he was innocent :story:
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You mean the "dealings" that were found out to be completely made up by a Russian spy, that even your fellow bible thumping elderly men in the GOP controlled House admitted was fake? The laptop's chain of custody was broken when your fellow obese, elderly man fetishist Rudy held it for over a year.

Your fellow bible thumping elderly men in the House GOP admitted they had nothing on Biden. If they do, then yes, bring him to trial. I don't want a president to be a king. I want a president held accountable for breaking the law. You want presidents to be immune from prosecution, only if they're an obese, elderly white nationalist who you want to have sexual relations with
Niggas really gonna try and pull rank about made up Russian dealings when they spent six weeks stroking themselves in public over the piss dossier that turned out to be even MORE ephemeral than piss in the wind, not to mention the literal years and millions of dollars expended on the fucktarded Mueller investigation only for everyone involved to be forced to publically geld themselves by getting in front of the nation and saying "No Collusion"
 
Get fucked Trump, been a piece of shit his entire life.
Regardless of whether or not the charges/trial/etc. are bullshit, the reactions to the verdict are hilarious. I doubt it will affect anything in the long run but I'm hoping that whatever happens next will result in even more meltdowns. If life in prison triggers meltdowns go for it, if overturning the verdict results in a bigger meltdown, please give us that instead.

Probably deserves to be taken down a peg or two anyway, but anyone who seriously thinks that rich white kids will ever see serious consequences for their bad behavior is delusional at best.
1: it’s mostly white Ivy League kids acting on behalf of niggers

2: it also helps that even when they’re right there on video, the powers that be will tell you it didn’t happen. Firey, but mostly peaceful
Rich white kids burning down poor black people's neighborhoods and businesses in the name of "combating racism."

And people call ME a Nazi?
it's a thing prosecutors do with drugs where they can't get a jury to convict or just really want to throw the book at someone, but know they can't do it by further prosecuting them for other crimes

and, uh, yeah, it's retarded bullshit- "there's not evidence to convict you for another crime but i know best so I'm just going to sprinkle magic dust on your misdemeanor to make you a felon, because I know what's best for the law and am above it teehee"
but hey im sure they just really really really care about campaign finance laws and this was not at all done so they could label their political opposition a felon
Probably not a good idea to cheat on your wife with an adult film actress and "forget" to use a condom though.
In case you forgot, the left collectively pissed and shidded themselves when some unarmed protesters were invited into the the vacated capitol building on a guided tour. If I recall correctly, it was the darkest day in American history and an extinction level threat on Democracy. So which is it?
And if those people were waving communist and Antifa banners instead they would be praised as heroes by the TV people without a hint of irony or sarcasm.
 
In case you forgot, the left collectively pissed and shidded themselves when some unarmed protesters were invited into the the vacated capitol building on a guided tour. If I recall correctly, it was the darkest day in American history and an extinction level threat on Democracy. So which is it?

You're wrong. It was Antifa and CIA operatives dressed as Trump supporters who took the guided tour.
 
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You're wrong. It was Antifa and CIA operatives dressed as Trump supporters who took the guided tour.
A few feds/antifa (same thing) tried to make the riot a violent one but overestimated how likely boomers are to randomly smash things. So instead a bunch of elderly people walked around and took photos while the guy who posed on Nancy Pelosi's desk was charged with 999 counts of terrorism.
 
You're wrong. It was Antifa and CIA operatives dressed as Trump supporters who took the guided tour.
Don't forget the shape-shifting extraterrestrial reptilians from the planet Saturn 🦖 🪐

They control the world through their proxies in the CIA, gay Mafia, and New York synagogues.
A few feds/antifa (same thing) tried to make the riot a violent one but overestimated how likely boomers are to randomly smash things. So instead a bunch of elderly people walked around and took photos while the guy who posed on Nancy Pelosi's desk was charged with 999 counts of terrorism.
I'm disappointed that nobody at least took a dump on Nazi PigLousy's desk for the memes. Or any of those geriatric pedophiles' desks TBH.
At last, Donald Trump wins the popular vote on something.
As part of his plea deal he should be forced to eat raw Trump Steaks during his probation with video proof of the inevitable diarrhea that will result from those frozen grease patties that are a terrible waste of bovine.
 
what do you mean breaking the law is a crime and illegal!?

must be the jews' fault
 
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what do you mean breaking the law is a crime and illegal!?

must be the jews' fault
breaking most laws isn't even illegal, these jews put a million of them out there to trip you up when they want something from you. It's not that the law was broken, it's that you are no longer in their favor and they will use any random thing you've done to twist your balls. There is not a man alive that isn't technically a criminal.
 
breaking most laws isn't even illegal, these jews put a million of them out there to trip you up when they want something from you. It's not that the law was broken, it's that you are no longer in their favor and they will use any random thing you've done to twist your balls. There is not a man alive that isn't technically a criminal.
JEWS!!!!!111!!11111!!11111
 
breaking most laws isn't even illegal, these jews put a million of them out there to trip you up when they want something from you. It's not that the law was broken, it's that you are no longer in their favor and they will use any random thing you've done to twist your balls. There is not a man alive that isn't technically a criminal.
Donny broke the golden rule of being a part of the elite.
 
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