Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[DuranceVile]

PFFFFFTTTT...HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
Okay that's the funniest new bit we've had in awhile lol.

Vic's Mom: VIC! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

Vic: Selling off more of my assets mom!

Vic's Mom: COME DOWNSTAIRS THE BALLDO MAN IS ON

Vic: I can't mom! I'm trying to whore out voice acting work!

Vic's Mom: HAVE YOU SEEN WHATS GOING ON WITH HIM? IT LOOKS LIKE HES DOING DRUGS

Vic: What?!

Vic's Mom: IT LOOKS LIKE HE'S DOING THE COCAINE!!

Vic: What about needing a cane?!

I really, really need to start writing movies.

Vic's mom's probably still mad that Ty Beard personally promised he'd win the case for her son.

 

[sillybillyguy]

The gunt is an entity one should neither trust nor associate with. I don't understand why Sean even went on the killstream, Ralph is boring and disgusting, there is nothing to gain.

Because he's a clout chaser like everyone involved in this. There is no way he doesn't know the gross shit Ralph does or how Ralph also endangered a child, but he's cool with giving him a platform and going on his show.

 

[Mexican Molotov Marauder]

I'm hearing that to access the washing machines in nick's house, you need to go to nick's master bedroom? The fuck kinda layout is that??

It's the longest running gay op to take Nick down, because he is too threatening to the system. The room with the washing machine and the dryer was strategically placed so that cocaine fueled swinger parties would prevent the 16 year old son from stepping up and doing the laundry, resulting in no clean clothes for any of the kids. Eventually the prudes in the church would report this as neglect, leading to an unjust arrest that clearly violates Nick's rights. If only this poor man didn't speak truth to power.

Spoiler

Maybe I shouldn't give ideas to the Noseguard. They are retarded enough to believe shit like this.

 

[Nate Higgers]

I personally think Nick should take Juju’s, Vito the pedo’s and Ethan Von-Shiester’s advice.

He should continue doing drugs because they’re not bad according to Juju and he should be blaming his kids and making sure they wash their own clothes and feed themselves; if they can’t then the 16 year old should be doing it all while mum and dad get railed by some bull after smoking crystal meth or whatever.

Also Nick needs to stick it to the judge and tell her to go suck his Baldo as he paid the 50k so he can still get drunk and high.

Only a real looser would stop taking drugs, look after their children, clean their home and stop their wife from fucking her boyfriend. Don’t be a chud kiwifarmer.

Not just that but Diddler Dax also said that Broke Dick Nick should let his children watch Kayla get fucked by other men. I think his words were “ack ack ack, aw big deal, they see a wiener, what’s wrong with that ack ack ack”

 

[AnOminous]

Seeing Rekieta using this item to dunk on some retard with a birth defect was so funny, such top comedy that you have to tell people to kill themselves if they disagree!

I just noticed that Nick acquires the lolcow trait of any lolcow whose artifacts he touches. He put on the lips, and he has turned into a retard lawyer possibly even dumber than Russell Greer. He put on the Balldo and turned into a gay swinging cuck. He put on the Sonichu medallion and now he has his own subforum. He put on the snack tray and now he's an even bigger cuckold than Ron Toye.

 

[NSA Intern]

Tears of fat pudgy wh*te folx, like Ethan van Scammer and Balldo.
Well seasoned too, unlike wh*te folx who can't season they food.

the only thing whitey be seeznin' is they nose
Shoutout to the appreciation thread

 

[WelperHelper99]

Is that really weird? Over here in the old world is not that uncommon to have the washing machine in the bathroom adjacent to the master bedroom. I guess it is a bit weird in a 5000 freedom units squared home

In a house? Like a house, not a apartment? Yes that's weird. Maybe Nick's house was designed by a European.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

How much would you bet that Nick is drunk at this very moment right now.

I'd bet the nut that I left in your mother.

The kids ate them to survive.

Or worse, the pets ate the kids to survive....

Nick isn't ready to do any of that of course. Nick wants to fight the charges in court and continue drinking & doing drugs. I dont think he cares about his kids. I dont think Kayla means anything to him at all. He probably has brain damage. Even getting him to accept going into rehab is going to be a difficult struggle. Getting him to complete rehab would be even more difficult.

It's a shame he doesn't have a real friend who would deck him in the face. He desperately, desperately, needs it.

But wouldn't a funnier timeline be if Barnes and Viva are right? The warrant gets tossed. The children HAVE to be returned to Nick. This was an illegal home invasion, and they HAVE to return the cocaine. Nick can sue the city for the 50k in bail. Plus legal fees. Null is forced to change KiwiFarms to Karen Farms out of sheer shame and embarrassment. Wouldn't that be a much funnier outcome?

 

[LimeRikki]

A non-practicing lawyer might say,
"Fan fiction Farms is so gay!"
He'll put up a fight
But KF was right
And the archives to prove it will stay.

 

[Harvey Danger]

Sean is catching heat for a few reasons 1 for trusting Ethan Ralph which is stupid.
2 for not believing the balldo government conspiracy.
3 for being fat.

Sorry Sean it was dumb to trust Ralph for that I can't really sympathise, for everything else I'm still on board during this turmoil the ones who wash the balldo will die on the ball do

Trusting Ralph is stupid, but the speculation he was throwing around was also stupid. Saying Anna was the one who instigated the raid is a huge claim, and if his basis is "she was once in a Discord server with Aaron", he's a worse gossip than anyone here.

Sean doesn't get a retard pass just because he reads the Farms. Just ask Rekieta how much slack that gets you.

 

[im5!XxhO]

In a house? Like a house, not a apartment? Yes that's weird. Maybe Nick's house was designed by a European.

I have seen it in houses as well, as long as they don't have a basement. If they have a basement, the washing machine is usually put there. But to be fair most of those houses were around 70-75m² so a lot smaller than what the Rekietas have.

 

[Where There's Smoke]

I just noticed that Nick acquires the lolcow trait of any lolcow whose artifacts he touches. He put on the lips, and he has turned into a retard lawyer possibly even dumber than Russell Greer. He put on the Balldo and turned into a gay swinging cuck. He put on the Sonichu medallion and now he has his own subforum. He put on the snack tray and now he's an even bigger cuckold than Ron Toye.

So what did Ralph give Nick to make him become a dead beat dad? Maker's Mark?

 

[CeilingTile47]

No offense, but fuck off back to Reddit with that fucking political bullshit.
Or take it to the fucking Autism&Hysteria containment zone.

Jesus, I didn't realize one simple post would piss people off like this. Especially considering the dude the thread is about spent thousands of hours talking politics and did the rounds in that sphere on podcasts, etc. It was a simple observation, not some attempt to turn the thread political or grandstand about my personal beliefs. That said, I understand it. I also hate when someone brings politics into somewhere that isn't currently on about politics. I do resent the Reddit comment though, I'm not that retarded yet.

 

[LanceHaver]

Bearing, a milquetoast conservative YouTube commentator (536k subs), has just posted another video on the Rekieta saga, this time covering Aaron's appearance on Kino Casino. The casino is getting semi-mainstream exposure!

Mirror:

 

[WelperHelper99]

I have seen it in houses as well, as long as they don't have a basement. If they have a basement, the washing machine is usually put there. But to be fair most of those houses were around 70-75m² so a lot smaller than what the Rekietas have.

Yes, but it's a smaller, most likely older house. Nick lives on a mansion. Rooms upon rooms. It could easily have been put in a much more conventional place.

 

[gang weeder]

Pretty sure the worst day ever is Kayla wanting to open up the marriage. *or* the prudes firing him from teaching.

Nick seemed pretty into the whole swinging thing though, what with singing praises to Mandy on stream and wine moms and etc. If he didn't want to do it and it was something Kayla forced, I imagine him not leaning into the degeneracy on stream so hard, and trying harder to keep it under wraps. The prudes firing him from teaching, that's plausible I guess.

 

[Pedophobe]

>"church ladies are a stereotype for a reason, they're gossipy, they just didn't like Nick and that's why this happened"

I mean who here hasn't been swatted at least once by the gossiping old church biddies? It's been a regular occurrence for years around these parts.

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

I think the 16 year old should have bested his father in single combat and claimed his rightful place as head of household.

 

[Harm]

Jesus, I didn't realize one simple post would piss people off like this.

Yeah, people should've given you a sticker and moved on, but the rage you unleashed is palpable.

Sean doesn't get a retard pass just because he reads the Farms.

The only person with a retard pass for reading the Farms is Turkey Tom. Everyone knows this!

For real, at best it will buy you enough time to admit you fucked up and move on, but you still have to admit you fucked up and own it. Which, if you're mature about it, is not a serious problem.

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

I'm hearing that to access the washing machines in nick's house, you need to go to nick's master bedroom? The fuck kinda layout is that??

The Zillow shots show this to be designed and set up by some boomers who clearly didn't have kids anymore