Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Mousey0328]

"I don't have a favorite because I am a good parent" Kayla

In the video, at 56:40 in Law&Lumber asked who is their favorite kid. They go on about the 7 year old (was a year ago so 8 or 9 now) and ends with the above quote.

https://www.youtube.com/live/Bc2Cni19M8Q?si=mi6bbS3kCs4hvMxR

 

[Queesechake]

What is with this rebar guy hitting the car crash sound once per minute. Totally unlistenable.

Give it a year.

 

[Sharpeteer]

Balldolot Part 2 vid will be posted to the thread sometime tomorrow, probably morning.

Just wrapping it up.

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

I think the 16 year old should have bested his father in single combat and claimed his rightful place as head of household.

Honestly the fact that the 16 year old hadn't moved out, started his own family, and began experimenting with cocaine really shows how much of a failure Nick is as a father. I moved out at 8 and was foreman of a coal mine by twelve. at 14 I had two families in two different counties and a substance abuse problem.

 

[AltisticRight]

Now excuse me it’s 7am and time for my breakfast whiskeys

Jokes on you because Balldo's breakfast is at 1pm.

 

[Midnight Energy Drink]

I think the 16 year old should have bested his father in single combat and claimed his rightful place as head of household.

you 100% know Kayla would accept her place as his mother and April as his lover

 

[Major]

"I don't have a favorite because I am a good parent" Kayla

In the video, at 56:40 in Law&Lumber asked who is their favorite kid. They go on about the 7 year old (was a year ago so 8 or 9 now) and ends with the above quote.

https://www.youtube.com/live/Bc2Cni19M8Q?si=mi6bbS3kCs4hvMxR

A good parent wouldn't go to gangbangs in Jamaica

 

[yydszmiteg2]

Is that really weird? Over here in the old world is not that uncommon to have the washing machine in the bathroom adjacent to the master bedroom. I guess it is a bit weird in a 5000 freedom units squared home.

Not to dox you, but what part of the old world? Mine is in my kitchen. Same as basically every single house in my country I've ever been in.

just noticed that Nick acquires the lolcow trait of any lolcow whose artifacts he touches. He put on the lips, and he has turned into a retard lawyer possibly even dumber than Russell Greer. He put on the Balldo and turned into a gay swinging cuck. He put on the Sonichu medallion and now he has his own subforum. He put on the snack tray and now he's an even bigger cuckold than Ron Toye.

He's just like Walter White fr fr.

 

[not william stenchever]

If Nick gets in trouble with the IRS the balldowashers will probably start complaining about how that lazy fucking 16 year old fucked up Nick's taxes.

 

[BrodyDaMan]

I haven't kept up with EVS since Cyberfrog 2 came out, but I'm surprised he's become such a dedicated noseguard. From what I remember he has an autistic daughter he cares a lot about, and even through the years of insane drama all evidence pointed toward him being a very good parent and husband. You'd think a person like this would feel some amount of hate towards a disgusting, neglectful wigger like Rekieta...

 

[MechanicusAdmin]

Wasn't the Wrekietamine house situated near a lake or a river of some sort? Why weren't those lazy kids down on the shoreline washing their clothes with rocks like grandma did.

 

[YoungDumbFraudBun]

I'm about to catch up, I'm 200 pages behind, 2 days.

I'm going to posit my theory that you're all wrong. Nick didn't start this, Kayla did, Kayla did the drugs first and Nick followed. Reason? Because youtube has savagely recommded me "18 years of marriage- a relationship stream with Lady Rackets."

She's tweaking in this and keeps leaving to top up. She's gurning, swaying, over expressing, and has dry mouth. She confirms she hasn't even drunk anyrhing yet. Nick seems to be sober, just starting to drink at the end.

This is Kaylas doing. She started it. Not condoning or defending Nick, they're both child abusing degenerates, but I think Nick is more of a beta cuck than we all think for allowing yer this.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

I haven't kept up with EVS since Cyberfrog 2 came out, but I'm surprised he's become such a dedicated noseguard. From what I remember he has an autistic daughter he cares a lot about, and even through the years of insane drama all evidence pointed toward him being a very good parent and husband. You'd think a person like this would feel some amount of hate towards a disgusting, neglectful wigger like Rekieta...

its more important to own eric july which balldowashing accomplishes somehow @FROG

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

So what did Ralph give Nick to make him become a dead beat dad? Maker's Mark?

As a Professional Drinker myself, there's something about Makers Mark that seems to make people act like cocksuckers. I don't know what or why.

 

[Harm]

You'd have to be actually retarded to fall for EVS at this point. If it was Eric July arrested for that much cocaine, gun charges, and child endangerment, EVS would be dragging him until the day he dies. "You all gave him that ISOM money and look what he does with it! You should be ashamed to have supported this man!"

He's gone from turbogrifter into maximum overgrift and probably rationalizes it with "the money I get from being this scumbag will help my children when it gets passed onto them!"

To which, I have to ask, why doesn't his autistic daughter step up and start securing her own wealth and prosperity?

 

[yydszmiteg2]

maximum overgrift

He has yet to find his final form. Multi track grifting.

 

[break these cuffs]

I haven't kept up with EVS since Cyberfrog 2 came out, but I'm surprised he's become such a dedicated noseguard. From what I remember he has an autistic daughter he cares a lot about, and even through the years of insane drama all evidence pointed toward him being a very good parent and husband. You'd think a person like this would feel some amount of hate towards a disgusting, neglectful wigger like Rekieta...

He's mad because Black Comic Book Man surpassed him and actually delivers what he says on time. He, Nick, Vito the Pedo et al hate Eric July because he does business better than them. The same type of people who've been criticizing Nick also criticize him for failing to deliver as well.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

You'd have to be actually retarded to fall for EVS at this point. If it was Eric July arrested for that much cocaine, gun charges, and child endangerment, EVS would be dragging him until the day he dies. "You all gave him that ISOM money and look what he does with it! You should be ashamed to have supported this man!"

He's gone from turbogrifter into maximum overgrift and probably rationalizes it with "the money I get from being this scumbag will help my children when it gets passed onto them!"

To which, I have to ask, why doesn't his autistic daughter step up and start securing her own wealth and prosperity?

It frustrates me that so many people don't immediately see through EVS' outrage-take act. He's just farming for clicks.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

I just noticed that Nick acquires the lolcow trait of any lolcow whose artifacts he touches. He put on the lips, and he has turned into a retard lawyer possibly even dumber than Russell Greer. He put on the Balldo and turned into a gay swinging cuck. He put on the Sonichu medallion and now he has his own subforum. He put on the snack tray and now he's an even bigger cuckold than Ron Toye.

So what happens if he gets a deathfat artifact? Would the cocaine and diabeeetus balance out? Would he balloon up to 50 pounds? KingCobra can probably send an emergency wand ...

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Is that really weird? Over here in the old world is not that uncommon to have the washing machine in the bathroom adjacent to the master bedroom. I guess it is a bit weird in a 5000 freedom units squared home.

Usually over here the washing machine is either in a room attached to the kitchen and/or attached garage if there is one, or it's in the basement