Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 65 21.7%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 82 27.3%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 47 15.7%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 102 34.0%

  • Total voters
    300
I just spent most of a day deep cleaning my home because this shit is making my skin crawl.
Somewhere deep in the wilds of Twitter, Jordan Peterson heard your story and is smiling at your success, bucko.
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Maybe I have my years wrong, sue me. He's been doing this a long time. You can't say "he's always been LARPING", that's retarded. Nick went to law school with the intent of being a practicing lawyer for the rest of his life. He WAS a lawyer. Just because you don't see 3 years as "a career" doesn't change the fact that he was a practicing lawyer briefly. He is no longer a lawyer. He chose a different path that became available after becoming a lawyer. However, he was still a lawyer. If I became a bartender and quit after a month, does that mean I was never a bartender? No, that's retarded.

Nick went to law school because he didn't like working regular jobs. After several years out of college, he decided to go to law school. His parents paid for the law school and fully supported Nick's family financially while he was in law school. They after he graduated they spent further money setting him up in a law office of his own. It lasted about three years and 28 cases. Then he shut down the office and moved home to drink full time.

Nick has in recent years been clear that he hated law school, held his professors in total contempt as life failures for teaching and didn't like practicing law. I mean that is why Nick has said that Rekieta Law has never been a law channel.

No matter what you say, your narrative that Nick was successful trad christian lawyer brought down entirely by an evil wife just isn't going to hold up.
 
Alcohol + Cocaine is one of the most toxic combinations, the two combine in your system to form some chemical I can't remember the name of but its toxic as fuck.
Cocaethylene. Ironically I learnt that while watching a trial that Nick couldn't stream.
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I FORGOT HOW FUNNY THIS TRIAL WAS LOL
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Alcohol is by far one of the worst drugs when taken to excess. Its only legal because of tradition because humans have been fermenting things since we discovered how to make bread, if it was discovered tommorow it would be the same schedule as heroin and meth.
no. alcohol remains legal because it is so much easier to produce than any other drug, trying to enforce a prohibition on it is a losing battle.
other drugs are made from one specific plant (coke from coca leaf, opioids from poppy, cannabis is hemp) so you can control and outlaw the production to some degree. but alcohol can be made from any starch or sugar. grains, potatoes, fruit, these are basic foods people need to survive, trying to control them is impossible, and processing them into alcohol is as simple as mashing them up in a big water bucket, letting it sit in the basement for a while with some added yeast, and then distilling the result. anybody can do this at home with a makeshift still. might as well try to outlaw the baking of bread, it's not going to work.

the only way to get rid of alcohol is to have a very religious society and a strong religious ban on alcohol, like islam, so everybody is indoctrinated from birth to reject alcohol as sinful and forbidden.
 

I don't really watch Anna because she's annoying. Why is she annoying? Because she quite literally makes a high pitched pig squealing noise when she either sees an attractive male actor or she's attempting to be funny and "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"s to make fun of sjws.
 
the best way to lose weight is to just do coke and then eat ramen at 3am once per day
Even better, and I mean seriously better way would be to eat that ramen when you wake up in the morning or when ever Nick wakes up. This would unironically be better and even healthier way to lose weight. Skipping breakfast aka restricting energy supply at the start of the day causes your body to instead produce cortisol to substitute for the energy from calories. Cortisol is a stress hormone, so that's not good, and it leads to build up of bad cholesterol among other outcomes. Skipping breakfast is seriously dangerous habit. Also everything you eat in the morning gets burned out, but at 3 am it is possible some of the calories "stick". So if he ate just 1 pack of ramen per day morning would serve him a lot better. It's same calories just better time to eat.
 
Good lawgic has kids, so if he’s saying 6 years olds wash themselves, maybe he taught his kids to do so.
This kind of stuff is horrifying to contemplate. Depending on how long Nick and Kayla have let things degrade (up to to 2 years imo) its actually possible that they never taught the 6 year old how to properly bathe on their own before they became full time drug addicts.

I'm confident that all but the 6 year old know how to bathe themselves but actually disciplining the children to do it on their own volition on a daily basis is an entirely different thing.

edit: I mean look at Nick, it looked like he hasn't had a hair cut or bathed in months, thats the example the kids will be looking at on a daily basis
 
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Sheesh, I had a lot of tards in my subscriptions on YT. Went in to get rdi of one, spent the next several minutes clicking to unsubscribe.

One thing I don't really understand about these lawtubers simping for Nick ... it's entirely possible to be someone's friend, stand by them and give them your full support while also admitting "oh yeah, this one's a doozie and he's fucked up good this time."
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Yeah, I couldn't abide these assholes, so I cleared them out of my subscriptions.

The practical reality is this. Those kids _were_ neglected, they _were_ endangered (Nick had a six year old that could come in to his den of depravity with unsecured drugs and an unsecured AR, locked and loaded). Those kids were traumatized by their own parents and the resulting raid.

But based on what I've seen, this raid came in time. I've seen kids so covered in filth that they had actual maggots in the drawers and so starved, they could not take solid food when "rescued". Physically the Reklits are fine. Psychologically, they may never trust again, likely to have failed marriages and a more than zero chance of repeating the cycle.

They're safe, and in loving familial care. IF the Rackets can get truly clean and sober, IF they can resuscitate some semblance of ACTUAL LOVE and IF Nick can be humbled enough to beg forgiveness of his kids, church and wife (she needs to too); MAYBE the family can be restored. But it will never be the same.

That's a lot of "IF"s and Nick hasn't given any indicators he even thinks he's in the wrong. Much less humble himself. The author of "Seeing the Unseen", Joe Beam, wrecked his family and life as badly as Nick. He got them back though he never had a pulpit again, he had to realign. Nick would have to do the same and he could regain a semblance of a career, but it too will never be the same. And I just don't see Nick surrendering enough to save himself or his family.

TL;DR Those kids were damaged, they weren't responsible for nor should they be called out by LOLtube for not "stepping up". Nick is lost without recovery and redemption and that narcissist needs the cudgel of consequence to even hope so. FUCK Nierman, Fox, Jeremy, TUG, etc. Eat a Balldo you evil fucks. (MATI hats welcome for dropping F bombs)
 
Sean is catching heat for a few reasons 1 for trusting Ethan Ralph which is stupid.
2 for not believing the balldo government conspiracy.
3 for being fat.

Sorry Sean it was dumb to trust Ralph for that I can't really sympathise, for everything else I'm still on board during this turmoil the ones who wash the balldo will die on the ball do
Sean said he was speculating with a 3rd party on discord, echoing their points, and then said 3rd party sent the screenshot to Ralph, lol.
 
Excuse me if this was already covered within the thousands of pages but I have a bit of curiosity about the housemaid.

When did she leave? Why no replacement? An employee usually gives a month's notice before leaving, it's weird that they would spend a long time without one.

Why did she leave? Did the degeneracy scare her off?

If she left without proper notice, did the rackets try to absorb her into the swing?
 
The complicating factor in trying to diagnose Nick is the drug use.

I think its possible to somewhat chart Nick's hard drug use by his declining weight and his appearance over time. In retrospect I think all his weight loss was obviously due to coke and/meth. I think he started using the coke alot earlier than is generally assumed. That the coke use only became really obvious around early january this year when he streamed while heavy on it for probably the first time.
 
One thing Camelot said which I don't think was given attention was that Balldoman told him "the best way to lose weight is to just do coke and then eat ramen at 3am once per day."
He's always thrown around fat jokes, but now I'm starting to believe some of the theories in this thread about him having anorexia. I'm also thinking that he's projecting said anorexia onto his wife until she developed it too.

Maybe him starving the kids is even some twisted kind of care from an anorexic dad? Bit of a wild theory, but we've seen how crazy eating disorders can get.
 
I have loaded guns all over my house. I also don't have 5 kids though.
Posts like this remind me of that guy who had some loaded guns around his house like that, some teens broke in (I know, I know, "no one could ever break into my house!") and then what do you know? They have free guns, they grab them, and then kill the homeowner with the loaded guns he left all over. Very cool!
Good lawgic has kids, so if he’s saying 6 years olds wash themselves, maybe he taught his kids to do so.
He said four year olds and that's fucking crazy. People with children can lie about these things for Internet asspats and superchats, too.
 
What's the deal with April? I've been trying to learn more about her, but everything I'm finding is from recent months with coke and Cokieta's. Was she a public figure before she hooked up with Aaron and joined his show? Before the coke and cucking was she relatively normal? Was she at least somewhat intelligent? Trying to figure out what sort of factor she might play in this ongoing case.
No. From what I found on April's accounts before she privated everything, she was just some girl that LARPs as a country girl, had a factory job and it's known that everyone surrounding Aaron didn't care for her.

Most telling for me, April clearly has never had many friends. Her accounts were started when she was little, but they're barren and not many pics with others. That's a big red flag for a girl who was very pretty like April.

Purely speculative, but I'd bet April is a lot of trouble.
 
Withdrawals are different with everyone. I knew a guy, drank a 12 pack of beer every night for a good six to eight years. He was a functional alcoholic. I met him through church and we were in a men's group and he opened up about his sobriety one evening. He said when he finally had decided to get sober, he told me that he really didn't have any major withdrawal symptoms.
You're absolutely right that there is wide individual variation. Like with your fren.

So it's absolutely a dose-response effect even though it varies between individuals.

DTs are a real issue with people who are chronic alcoholics over a very long period,
Yup. Especially above 20 drinks per day. That's where it really gets nuts.

Let's just say, for the sake of argument, Nick wasn't abusing hard drugs, just the drinking, and if we assume he was truthful that he only drank during streams (which I doubt, especially in the last 9-12 months), and he's been drinking like this for at least six years, and at most he would probably do a full 750ml bottle of whiskey,
Nick at one point said he reserved something like 1200 calories a day for alcohol (and I think he said he reserved 400 calories for food. Healthy right?)

Someone did the math a few months ago, and that came out to about 13 drinks per day.

Not sure how accurate Nick's self report is, but 13 drinks a day is probably a decent starting guess.
 
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This is such retarded bullshit. I know people much older than him still flourishing in their careers, hobbies, family lives, etc. He has this view because his view of what makes life enjoyable is limited only to things people in college would find fun.
Nick's entire world view and what he views as being "worth it" is completely derived from others and not himself. He's insecure while being a narcissist. It's almost crazy and to a point that while some can understand the logic, it's still mentally unwell and self destructivr.

I'm legit curious what Nick's raising was like. He seems starved for attention and needs people to think the best of him and will adjust his morals to accommodate the inconsistencies. Nick will never have real agencies because I will make a bet that every major decision he's made in his life was on the insistence from others that he had "respect" for. Parents, friends, and now people like Dick masterFag
 
I'll give you that his marriage probably wasn't great. However, it was kept out of the limelight so we didn't really know. I don't buy though that he always resented having moral constraints.

Severe alcoholics like Nick eventually get wet brain. That will change their entire personality. Inhibitions that once existed no longer exist. The whole "drunk mans words are truth" thing is BS because alcohol turns off a lot of your inhibitions. Those inhibitions that turn off are also integral parts of your personality. For example, if you're drunk and say you hate your kids, do you actually? No. Not necessarily. Maybe you hate them for a moment when they do something bad. But you don't actually hate them. I don't think you guys give alcohol the credit it really deserves. Alcohol fucks with your brain HARD in large quantities and it's one of the few self fueling addictions but it chemically tricks your brain into wanting more alcohol. I don't know if any you guys have been around severe, kidney failing, cirrhosis tier alcoholics but they have some horrible stories. A lot of these Lolcows are alcoholics. I don't think they'd do all this hilarious and embarrassing shit if they were sober. I don't think Nick would either. Whether their brains are permanently fucked from booze or not is beyond me, but I really think alcohol drives more of Nick's degeneracy than a lot of Farmers think it does.
such personality changes happen on other drugs (like coke) too.
with coke, after a while you get paranoid and suspicious about everything, your mind starts making up narratives about how people in your life are actually conspiring against you and everyone is out to get you, over time this changes your behavior and makes you act very nasty towards people without any real reason or justification.

we know that nick has been doing coke for at least half a year (according to aaron) but we have no definitive answer to when it actually started. he might have been a low key cokehead for years, and the last couple months were merely an escalation triggered by aprils presence in his life.
remember, according to aaron kayla was not happy about the coke and repeatedly tried to talk nick out of it. maybe kayla had been keeping his coke habit somewhat limited and in check previously, but when april entered the situation and started encouraging him while also driving a wedge in between him and kayla, it spiraled out of control hard and fast.

tl;dr i agree with you that the 'confrontational, unapologetic degenerate' personality that we've seen from nick in the recent past is not the 'real nick' but the result of multiple addictions that have been going on for years.
 
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