Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 20.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 86 27.0%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 51 16.0%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 113 35.5%

  • Total voters
    318
Balldo eats? I thought he dissolved a single Dorito and some coke into his afternoon whisky.
One thing Camelot said which I don't think was given attention was that Balldoman told him "the best way to lose weight is to just do coke and then eat ramen at 3am once per day."


Of course, everyone saw him eat ramen at 3am, because he would turn off his main stream, make the ramen, and then stuff his face with it while live on Locals.

What changed is that the people who used to defend Nick by saying he was a trad dad are now saying that he was a trad dad corrupted by an evil woman. And you don't go along 100% with the that stupid narrative you are called a "Kayla simp".

We are supposed to now believe that Nick was this honest, moral christian man and great father who was broken and entirely corrupted by his harlot wife. That Nick is the still the weeb wars hero certain people wanted him to be and that nothing that has happened is Nick's fault.
They're both to blame. Aaron says Kayla told her the swinging shit was something she brought up because she thought it was what Nick wanted from watching his show. Which is probably true, both in the sense of Kayla told Aaron that (I don't think Aaron is smart enough to come up with a subtle anecdote like that) and in the sense that Nick did want this all along. That's also probably why she brought up the weird things like the massage story when she was on his show.

Was she a public figure before she hooked up with Aaron and joined his show?
No. AFAIK, she was a fan of Steel Toe Morning Show and met Aaron at an event for the show.
 
The policy is not to talk about doing gay-ops touch-the-poo stuff here on the Farms. If you have an account here but do stuff on your own off-site it's not like anyone will no (or know) unless you're dumb about how you do it.

Just don't plan stuff here so the site doesn't get the blame.
But also: just don't do dumb shit.
The following chart applies to chronic, daily, alcohol drinkers who enter withdrawal (sudden removal of alcohol).

Alcohol per day ('drinks')Withdrawal: Risk of DTsWithdrawal:
Risk of death
1 to 10Below 1%Below 0.1%
10 to 205%1%
20 to 3020%5%
above 30> 35%> 15%

Alcohol withdrawal can be very serious. It gets really bad really fast in chronic daily drinkers who consume more than 10 drinks per day.

Especially because alcoholics often have already severely compromised health due to liver inflammation, malnutrition, and vitamin deficiency (especially vitamin B1 aka thiamine)

Often severe alcoholics who are quiting need to be prescribed a pill called Librium, on a taper, to suppress alcohol withdrawal.

The second column in the chart above refers to a subtype of alcohol withdrawal called delirium tremens (DTs), which includes mental confusion, hallucinations, violent shaking, cardiac arrhythmias, seizures or death.

Untreated DTs can result in death approx 15% to 30% of the time.

Hope this helps.
I swear to God, if Nick Rekieta turns me into a teetotaler....

I just spent most of a day deep cleaning my home because this shit is making my skin crawl.
sayings, proverbs, etc., exist for a reason.

remember: "don't be a rekieta."
clean/ groom yourself, clean ur room, and clean ur house, farmers.
He's becoming a mirror all of our vices and concerns.

I'm mostly kidding but a little bit not.
 
No matter how many times I run the scenario through in my head, I don't know how a man who knows he has five kids at home, all under the age of majority, looks at several lines of coke and still thinks 'yeah fuck it, why not'.

If you watch his pre-spiral streams, there are answers.

1) He resents his children and thinks that they have cost him things in his life that he deserves. He did that whole stream where he whined about the impact his wife having children had on their sex life. He wanted there to be "me time" in his life again. He thinks life cost him some sort of time where he could run wild with sex and drugs. That is still owed that time in his life.
2) He talked about his useful life being over at about 50 and talked about how from his point of view he would be effectively dead within 10 years. Pure midlife crisis.
3) Nick has convinced himself that Nick is a superhuman who is not capable of things like addiction. Even to this day after the bust, Nick doesn't see anything about his drug use or drinking that is a problem. Nick seems himself as being in the best shape of his life.
4) He is a porn true believer. He believes that porn and porn stars represent some sort of ideal life. He doesn't understand the reality of porn.
5) He idolizes Dick Masterson. He listens to Dick and buys into every bit of nonsense that Dick sells to people. He has said that Dick is the one person in the world he can really trust and that decision alone would end up killing most people.
6) His brain and his thinking took a couple big steps downward before he (probably) got to coke. It may or may not be due to the drinking, but he is mentally nowhere near as sharp as he used to be.
 
Balldo crashes in a high speed drugged out collision
Considering Balldo would stay up getting Anime Sucks Cope and Sneed level fucked up till the early hours, and then climb into the Mustang or his Lincoln a few hours later and attempt to drive his kids places, this is the most likely option I can think of, apart from "Balldo overdoses on stream".
Looking at the states he's been getting in recently, and then realizing this dude is getting into a car mere hours after being in those states, a serious Nicky Catsouris level RTA was inevitable and only a matter of time.
A huge rail of coke before he jumped in the car may have made Balldo think he was fit to drive, but looking at his most recent streams, that motherfucker was likely going to kill himself in his car driving in those states.
If he was lucky it would be after he dropped the kid off if he was unlucky, with the kid in the car and possible head on into another car full of people.
 
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I just noticed that Nick acquires the lolcow trait of any lolcow whose artifacts he touches. He put on the lips, and he has turned into a retard lawyer possibly even dumber than Russell Greer. He put on the Balldo and turned into a gay swinging cuck. He put on the Sonichu medallion and now he has his own subforum. He put on the snack tray and now he's an even bigger cuckold than Ron Toye.
I bet Ron is having a good chuckle and very badly wanting Monica and her boyfriend to read about Nick but she’s busy getting railed by her black bull instead.
 
One thing I don't really understand about these lawtubers simping for Nick ... it's entirely possible to be someone's friend, stand by them and give them your full support while also admitting "oh yeah, this one's a doozie and he's fucked up good this time."

It's not mutually exclusive. I'd have more respect for these people if they said "hey you guys fuck off, Nick's my friend, he's messed up big time, I make no excuses, but I'm still doing what I can to help him and you can like it or lump it."
 
2) He talked about his useful life being over at about 50 and talked about how from his point of view he would be effectively dead within 10 years. Pure midlife crisis.
This is such retarded bullshit. I know people much older than him still flourishing in their careers, hobbies, family lives, etc. He has this view because his view of what makes life enjoyable is limited only to things people in college would find fun.
 
One thing I don't really understand about these lawtubers simping for Nick ... it's entirely possible to be someone's friend, stand by them and give them your full support while also admitting "oh yeah, this one's a doozie and he's fucked up good this time."
It kind of seemed like a lot of people were going that way but then with the kid stuff and then the extreme positions taken up by the fringes of “Nick did nothing wrong” and “Crucify Nick to death immediately”, everything kind of polarized and wiped out that middle ground.
 
What's the deal with April? I've been trying to learn more about her, but everything I'm finding is from recent months with coke and Cokieta's. Was she a public figure before she hooked up with Aaron and joined his show? Before the coke and cucking was she relatively normal? Was she at least somewhat intelligent? Trying to figure out what sort of factor she might play in this ongoing case.

The story I've heard is that April was a young woman working some sort of factory job before Aaron. She had a job that people theorized was usually given to a certain sort of good looking young girl. I think it was on the paint line.

Somehow somewhere she hooked up with Aaron. She has never been normal and everyone around Aaron has always despised her. Aaron's parents didn't want her around Aaron's children and broke with Aaron over Aaron being involved with her. She can be described as someone with survival skills and a certain animal cunning, but I don't see her as intelligent.

As far as the ongoing case. Two possibilities

1) The police let her go because they didn't have enough evidence to make a case against her. She then went on her way to somewhere we don't really know. She just disappeared.

2) She immediately made a deal with the police after being arrested, was not charged and will come back to testify against Nick & Kayla.
 
I'm about to catch up, I'm 200 pages behind, 2 days.

I'm going to posit my theory that you're all wrong. Nick didn't start this, Kayla did, Kayla did the drugs first and Nick followed. Reason? Because youtube has savagely recommded me "18 years of marriage- a relationship stream with Lady Rackets."

She's tweaking in this and keeps leaving to top up. She's gurning, swaying, over expressing, and has dry mouth. She confirms she hasn't even drunk anyrhing yet. Nick seems to be sober, just starting to drink at the end.

This is Kaylas doing. She started it. Not condoning or defending Nick, they're both child abusing degenerates, but I think Nick is more of a beta cuck than we all think for allowing yer this.
I wouldn’t be surprised if she got him addicted and messed up as a way to make him completely unattractive to decent women so he wouldn’t ever leave her. She knows April is trash and Nick would never see her as wife material so she keeps him around as a toy for Nick to slide further into degeneracy. A mom who neglects her kids when she raised them for 16-17 years, tells me she was the addict first. A good mom wouldn’t participate in drug use if her man proposed it.
 
The story I've heard is that April was a young woman working some sort of factory job before Aaron. She had a job that people theorized was usually given to a certain sort of good looking young girl. I think it was on the paint line.

Somehow somewhere she hooked up with Aaron. She has never been normal and everyone around Aaron has always despised her. Aaron's parents didn't want her around Aaron's children and broke with Aaron over Aaron being involved with her. She can be described as someone with survival skills and a certain animal cunning, but I don't see her as intelligent.

As far as the ongoing case. Two possibilities

1) The police let her go because they didn't have enough evidence to make a case against her. She then went on her way to somewhere we don't really know. She just disappeared.

2) She immediately made a deal with the police after being arrested, was not charged and will come back to testify against Nick & Kayla.
Is it known why everyone around Aaron, including his parents, despised her?

It'll be interesting to get more info on what happened with her release. I wonder if she lawyered up, then had her lawyer cut a deal. Interesting days ahead. Even with the next to nothing I know about her, I did kind of get the impression she had that 'animal cunning' you mention.
 
My guess is one, his marriage was already not great at that time, two, he already had a problem with alcohol (though again, it got even worse later on), three, he always resented having moral constraints placed on him by his family and incel church prudes and always fantasized about a hedonistic "party" lifestyle, feeling like it was something he had missed out on in life.
I'll give you that his marriage probably wasn't great. However, it was kept out of the limelight so we didn't really know. I don't buy though that he always resented having moral constraints.

Severe alcoholics like Nick eventually get wet brain. That will change their entire personality. Inhibitions that once existed no longer exist. The whole "drunk mans words are truth" thing is BS because alcohol turns off a lot of your inhibitions. Those inhibitions that turn off are also integral parts of your personality. For example, if you're drunk and say you hate your kids, do you actually? No. Not necessarily. Maybe you hate them for a moment when they do something bad. But you don't actually hate them. I don't think you guys give alcohol the credit it really deserves. Alcohol fucks with your brain HARD in large quantities and it's one of the few self fueling addictions but it chemically tricks your brain into wanting more alcohol. I don't know if any you guys have been around severe, kidney failing, cirrhosis tier alcoholics but they have some horrible stories. A lot of these Lolcows are alcoholics. I don't think they'd do all this hilarious and embarrassing shit if they were sober. I don't think Nick would either. Whether their brains are permanently fucked from booze or not is beyond me, but I really think alcohol drives more of Nick's degeneracy than a lot of Farmers think it does.
 
The following chart applies to chronic, daily, alcohol drinkers who enter withdrawal (sudden removal of alcohol).

Alcohol per day ('drinks')Withdrawal: Risk of DTsWithdrawal:
Risk of death
1 to 10Below 1%Below 0.1%
10 to 205%1%
20 to 3020%5%
above 30> 35%> 15%

Alcohol withdrawal can be very serious. It gets really bad really fast in chronic daily drinkers who consume more than 10 drinks per day.

Especially because alcoholics often have already severely compromised health due to liver inflammation, malnutrition, and vitamin deficiency (especially vitamin B1 aka thiamine)

Often severe alcoholics who are quiting need to be prescribed a pill called Librium, on a taper, to suppress alcohol withdrawal.

The second column in the chart above refers to a subtype of alcohol withdrawal called delirium tremens (DTs), which includes mental confusion, hallucinations, violent shaking, cardiac arrhythmias, seizures or death.

Untreated DTs can result in death approx 15% to 30% of the time.

Hope this helps.
Withdrawals are different with everyone. I knew a guy, drank a 12 pack of beer every night for a good six to eight years. He was a functional alcoholic. I met him through church and we were in a men's group and he opened up about his sobriety one evening. He said when he finally had decided to get sober, he told me that he really didn't have any major withdrawal symptoms. The first two nights he said sleep didn't come easy and he had night sweats, but after that, nothing. He said he started to feel noticeably better (more energy, less groggy, etc) on the third day and the cravings peaked between the 4th and 7th days of being sober, but began to fade after that. He said those cravings were the hardest part of quitting. Now he's able to just casually have a drink or two with dinner maybe a few times a year. He says he doesn't really feel like drinking triggers him to binge anymore. So I guess he was just a "casual" alcoholic, if that's a real thing?

DTs are a real issue with people who are chronic alcoholics over a very long period, we're talking decade or more, all day drinkers, going through entire handles in a day and have to drink as soon as they wake up from the previous night's blackout, as the tremors start within just a few hours after the alcohol has left their system. I'm sure, on a long enough timeline, the person I reference above probably would be at risk of major withdrawal symptoms.

Let's just say, for the sake of argument, Nick wasn't abusing hard drugs, just the drinking, and if we assume he was truthful that he only drank during streams (which I doubt, especially in the last 9-12 months), and he's been drinking like this for at least six years, and at most he would probably do a full 750ml bottle of whiskey, but counting the average number of drinks he did on an average stream, I don't think he was doing a full bottle, maybe 3/4 or 2/3 of a bottle (which if my math is right is around the same amount of alcohol in a 12 pack of 5% beer)? His withdrawal symptoms from alcohol alone (again, not assuming there were any hard drug use) would probably be fairly minimal.
 
It's a lot like the guys who decide to troon out after their wife gets pregnant or after 30 years of marriage. They know what they're doing is going to destroy the lives of their wives and kids, but they don't give a fuck because indulging their fetish is more important
Fingers crossed for Rekieta the troon arc after this
 
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