Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Harm]

Maybe some point on Wednesday or yesterday he made his first attempt at getting sober?

I hope not because he's stupid enough to go cold turkey on his own, and he will simply die if he does. That's exactly how Amy Winehouse got herself killed. Even if you think you could quit booze on your own, you should always seek medical guidance first because if you're wrong, you die. Simple as.

As much as I'd love for him to die and go to Hell for all eternity, I'd appreciate it if he at least waits until after the trial.

He fooled everybody

*almost everybody

That 1% of 1% of people who could sniff him out all along are winning the lolcow lottery of a lifetime right now.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Trying to catch up and I noticed the Kino Casino stream with Legal Mindset is gone.

What happened?

What happened bro?????

I thought this thread was FanFic Farms and Nick was a boring guy who wasn't doing anything wrong?????

When did this happen?

Come to think of it. How much that's been alleged in the past 20-30 pages has actually happened?

This is why this thread sucks. People just say stupid crap that pops into their mind. No matter how wrong.

IOW, boring. The other guy seems to have such a hate boner for Rekieta that he just can't let it go. The idiots on his thread just making things up makes them look stupid

 

[instant]

Jokes on both of you. He doesn't eat.

I forgot, which was the drug that kills your apetite? was it coke or meth? Or mayhaps Brown Brown?

 

[NadeND-001]

by all the evidence floating around from the docs

 

[Strix454]

I haven't kept up with EVS since Cyberfrog 2 came out, but I'm surprised he's become such a dedicated noseguard. From what I remember he has an autistic daughter he cares a lot about, and even through the years of insane drama all evidence pointed toward him being a very good parent and husband. You'd think a person like this would feel some amount of hate towards a disgusting, neglectful wigger like Rekieta...

EVS has also appeared with and supported Mint Salad & Riley from Juju's people. She is a literal pimped out autistic girl living in garbage and that meant nothing to EVS. I don't think he cares much about his own daughter one way or the other. She is just a prop or a weapon to be used on his show.

EVS these days is aligned with Juju the cow. That alliance means he is indirectly aligned with and going to support Nick no matter what. He has had juju on in recent months and they said that Nick was doing fine. That people on the internet were bullying Nick. That Nick looked great when Nick looked awful.

 

[CeilingTile47]

I hope not because he's stupid enough to go cold turkey on his own, and he will simply die if he does. That's exactly how Amy Winehouse got herself killed. Even if you think you could quit booze on your own, you should always seek medical guidance first because if you're wrong, you die. Simple as.

Yeah, I think he'd try to go it alone as well, which would be a terrible choice and almost certainly be fatal. He has too high an opinion of himself to seek help. Even if he had a medically assisted detox it'd be hellish.

 

[Grayback]

"I don't have a favorite because I am a good parent"

 

[CeilingTile47]

I forgot, which was the drug that kills your apetite? was it coke or meth? Or mayhaps Brown Brown?

Pretty much all drugs are an appetite suppressant. Only one I can think of that isn't is weed.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

I forgot, which was the drug that kills your apetite? was it coke or meth? Or mayhaps Brown Brown?

I think coke and meth do this. Most stimulants are appetite suppressants IIRC though I'm not a based junkie so maybe I got that wrong.

 

[Strix454]

I forgot, which was the drug that kills your apetite? was it coke or meth? Or mayhaps Brown Brown?

Meth is the worst. Then Coke not far behind. Meth in particular will mess with metabolism and supress appetite. Any kind of stimulant or upper will have some sort of weight loss effect.

 

[DumbDude43]

I forgot, which was the drug that kills your apetite? was it coke or meth? Or mayhaps Brown Brown?

many drugs reduce appetite. coke does it, meth does it, even nicotine does it to a certain degree.
only cannabis does the opposite i think (makes you crave junk food and sweets)

 

[instant]

EVS has also appeared with and supported Mint Salad & Riley from Juju's people. She is a literal pimped out autistic girl living in garbage and that meant nothing to EVS. I don't think he cares much about his own daughter one way or the other. She is just a prop or a weapon to be used on his show.

EVS these days is aligned with Juju the cow. That alliance means he is indirectly aligned with and going to support Nick no matter what. He has had juju on in recent months and they said that Nick was doing fine. That people on the internet were bullying Nick. That Nick looked great when Nick looked awful.

EVS is basically just the old version of Dax. He surrounds himself with other artists and comic book personalities, but only if they're less successful than him! He's burnt bridges with so many people for very little, so it stands out a lot that he's noseguarding nick this hard.

Nick's never done anything of substance for EVS either. Now though, EVS looks like a superstar when he's compared where Nick is at.

 

[Mousey0328]

Yep, that was Kayla's words. Not mine!

I even post link and gave timestamp of conversation. You can go fuck off quoting shit, removing Kayla from behind that quote, and making it look like I said that.

 

[Devout Muslim]

A good parent wouldn't go to gangbangs in Jamaica

I don’t think he’ll need to travel very far for those interracial gang bangs once the trial is over…

Spoiler

sorry about this mutts law post

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

In the time of lawtube streams, I was a junkie
Whiskey in my veins and I'm out to spank the monkey
With the drooping eyeballs, spray-cum the Imholtes
Dog faced lawyer wearing Kayla's pantyhose
Kill the headlights and put it in neutral
Cops have a warrant for a loser with no cruise control
Baby's in Spicer. with the vitamin C
Got a couple of couches, sleep in the cuck bed
Someone came in sayin', I'm insane to complain
About child neglect charges and a stain on my nose
Don't believe everything that you breathe
You get a bail bond violation you're a faggot cope and seethe
So shave your face with some mace in the dark
Savin' all your food stamps and burnin' down the trailer park

(Yo, cut it)

Soy un Balldoman
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me

 

[Procrastinhater]

I do resent the Reddit comment though, I'm not that retarded yet.

Just banter homie I wasn't being serious.
Politics isn't something a lot of people want to see brought into threads, its one of the fastest ways to totally derail a thread.
Thats why theres a specific part of the Forum for political shit.
Its just the A&N politi-spergs need to be kept under a tight leash or they'd turn the whole Forum into a shit show with people screaming at each other.
The Farms is neither Right Wing or Left Wing, there are posters here with all kinds of beliefs, its better to keep Political or Religious debates to threads specifically for that, its something that can very easily provoke pages of thread shitting, people have strong opinions on that shit for some reason.

 

[Drive-By Comment]

You can read random pages from this thread the last couple of days and the one person that slightly disagrees on some minor point is a rekieta defender, gets downvoted to hell.

at this point the karen farms is just reddit with a different web-theme, having the wrong opinion on any issue is soon to be banned

I have not read even close to all but most disagreement I have seen is about if Nick's children should have taken jobs to help with Nick's coke habbit.
And yes at that point one can say kys faggot.

Rest is someone making some wild fanfic that kinda could be true but most likely is not and someone says that it is fucking stupid. I have gotten that, because I am a fucking retard with imagination.

Dunno why down votes would shake someone.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

He fooled everybody, myself included, because if you just casually tuned into his old streams when he first started blowing up, he literally portrayed himself as such. And he went on pretty long tirades about the benefits of having a family, being responsible, being ethical, etc. People liked him for that. He was successful and saying things people wanted to hear. Then he began to drop the mask when he started doing those "toasts" and really dropped it when he started streaming on locals etc and not just on YouTube. That was when shit went sideways. I think when he was only on YouTube, he was confined to their TOS etc and kinda kept it together. If you didn't go researching him and only went by the streams, there was a time when he totally appeared to be the tradcath he said he was.

I have watched Nick Rekieta ever since the Weeb Wars stuff began. I went back to watch some of his older streams. This is what a lot of people don't get about Nick. He WAS 100% the Tradcath Husband he portrayed himself as. If he wasn't, he was the world's greatest actor and should go to Hollywood. Sure, he was odd here and there but he certainly seemed to practice what he preached. He was NOT this degenerate person when he started. This is all new over the course of his YouTube career. His fall from grace was in real time. I think something happened in his personal life that caused him to go off the deep end. And you know what? I bet it was Kayla.

This is why I get so mad at the Kayla Defenders and Simps and the faggots who say Nick "manipulated" and control Kayla. From what we know of Kayla, she was always kind of a useless woman who didn't do much around her own home when this all started. I think Nick's rise to fame really took a toll on her marriage. To be fair, there were some valid reasons. Nick's drinking habits probably left him useless in mornings and Kayla couldn't handle the chores he would do. That's just the nature of alcohol. At his age, you're useless the morning after and when you have kids and a family, that doesn't fly and it's not fair to your wife to pick up your slack. I'm sure she didn't appreciate him quitting law to go full time as a YouTuber. I'm sure Locals drove her up a fucking wall with jealousy and anger. I'm sure Mandy certainly didn't fucking help. I think Kayla built a nice little nest for herself where she didn't have to do shit and could be a lazy, deadbeat mother and she didn't appreciate it being interrupted, which put strain back on Nick. I don't think she appreciated competition and what Nick said about her. I think all of the streaming made tiny little problems that made Kayla very pissed off and she didn't publicly show it because she's just a lazy, passive woman overall.

My headcanon is she confronted Nick saying it's over, she wants to open up the marriage because she's bored and frustrated. Nick doesn't know what to do, but he's already knees deep in alcohol at this point and doesn't care anymore. He knows a lot is at stake in a potential divorce. He agrees to say "Fuck it. Let's be swingers". By the time they reached Hedonism, they genuinely think all their problems and their marriage by proxy have been fixed. The swinging broke Nick inside to a degree, but what completely shattered him into having his "I only have a few good years left, ima get weird with it attitude" was us finding out about it so quickly. That's when things went off the fucking deep end.

This is why I say success and fame ruined Nick. Nick was just reveling in his newfound fame like many of us probably would. Marriages fracture very easily from tiny little things that build up over time. I'm sure fame made a lot of little problems.

 

[MysteriousStranger]

Whether or not going cold turkey would present a danger to Nick depends whether he became a daytime drinker. I haven't watched him since his 'wholesome dad' phase, when he came on bright and sober, started on the whisky and was well ready for bed a few hours later.

That was everybody in my parents' generation.

It's when you start in the morning and stay buzzed all day long every day and then try to go cold turkey that you run into serious issues. Your body is accustomed to a constant presence of alcohol, and then it's gone.

So, how long has he been coming on stream already juiced? Or did he?

 

[Young_Griff]

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This is depressing in retrospect. Imagine pissing this away. Hold me bros