Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 20.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 86 27.0%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 51 16.0%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 113 35.5%

  • Total voters
    318
Funny little story regarding EVS.

Somebody I knew IRL is a fan of EVS, and I had no idea who he was, just that he was the ringleader of the whole ComicsGate thing. He told me how "EVS saw through the fandom menace, and split off to do his own thing." I'm not a fandom menace fan, so I assumed in good faith that was accurate.

It wasn't until following Nick's lolcowdom that I decided to look into EVS for myself. Needless to say, I went back to that guy, and we had to have a serious talk. It went something like: "Bro, is this the guy you were telling me about? This guy is such a crybaby, and he apparently hasn't delivered shit that he's taken money for." He then revealed to me that he had those Cyberfrog books pre-ordered still just in case he ever came through someday.

LMFAO
1. You need better IRL friends my dude.

2. I watched some of EVS' early stuff way back when he would critique art his viewers send in. It was quite informative and he seemed to be be rather talented in this regard.
His addiction to faggy Drama took over real quick though and I noped out.
Shame really, he is a good artist...
 
So, how long has he been coming on stream already juiced? Or did he?
At least for a year every stream has started drunk. It really went into turbo overdrive in the last couple months, though, where he was just constantly unintelligible, obviously leaving to do cocaine, staring insanely at ceiling cats, raging about nothing, having weird bruises that don't go away, etc.
 
Honestly the fact that the 16 year old hadn't moved out, started his own family, and began experimenting with cocaine really shows how much of a failure Nick is as a father. I moved out at 8 and was foreman of a coal mine by twelve. at 14 I had two families in two different counties and a substance abuse problem.
I’m pretty sure that’s a bluegrass song.
 
He still deserves a chance. But only if he makes the decision to save himself. If he makes the decision tomorrow or in five years, he deserves the help (from his parents) and the support of everyone else to do it. But nobody can make him and nobody can do it for him.
I have to disagree. If he'd fell into drugs at a young age because of trauma and been a lifelong junkie then, finally seeing the error of his ways, decided to get clean for the sake of his kids, I'd say give him a shot. But he's done it backwards.

Nick had the perfect life, the kind of life a lot of people would literally kill for. He had a loving wife, 5 great kids and a job that was making him a fortune. He (and Kayla) chose to throw all of that away in favour of the immediate gratification of hard drugs and degenerate sex shit. This isn't like Ethan Ralph who was always a wigger and acted exactly as you'd expect a wigger to act when he knocks up some trailer trash whore: Nick made the conscious decision to burn his life down, and he didn't care what it would do to his kids.

It's a lot like the guys who decide to troon out after their wife gets pregnant or after 30 years of marriage. They know what they're doing is going to destroy the lives of their wives and kids, but they don't give a fuck because indulging their fetish is more important. Anyone that selfish doesn't deserve to know a moment of happiness for the rest of their lives.

TL;DR Nick and Kayla made the conscious decision to become junkies instead of taking care of their kids. They deserve to rot in hell.
 
My opinion is that Nick ruined Nick.

It wasn't the fame and success, it wasn't Aaron and April, it wasn't Kayla, it wasn't his kids, the Scandinavian incel prudes, Kiwifarms or that dastardly judge Fischer. He choose to drink, he choose the coke, he chose the swinging. He decided to live out the plot of American Beauty all by himself. Nobody forced him into anything; he is a grown ass man in his forties and responsible for his own decisions.

I have no idea if there is a good person underneath all of the addictions - I don't know him like that - but that is beside the point. He made his own cum and booze soaked bed and now he has to lie in it.
 
Balldo, Our Wife, and Fleshlight are fortunate. Getting involved in buying drugs can have some dire consequences to you and people around you. You’re typically dealing with unsavory individuals who don’t care about you or anyone else. You take on a risk getting involved with individuals like that to feed your habit.
 
I never liked that fag from his first appearance on the dick show. The cracks were already there. The house was built on sand. You can blame the kids for not raising themselves , blame kayla for not being a SAHM, blame his parents for not being open about their sex life, but the truth is… He was always a smarmy closet homo trust fund baby LARPing as a lawyer
First off, I never blamed the kids you autistic retard. Nor I do know anything about his parents. Second, did you read what I said? The house was built on sand and Kayla was the weak link. She did nothing in her own home. She was SAHM who didn't mother. She had a nanny for the cleaning, shopping, and cooking. She didn't fucking drive. She didn't work. The kids were in a million different activities constantly. So let me ask you - What the hell was she supposed to do all day? They outsourced her entire SAH role. Do you think any marriage survives that? I'll give you a hint. No, they do not.

Eventually the useful parent hates the useless one, and gets on their case. The useless one spirals out of control emotionally because they can't handle actually fucking doing something. Break up is inevitable. No marriage survives a useless fucking partner, man or woman.

Also, LARPing as a lawyer? He was a lawyer for a brief time. That was his career. This started out as a side gig. He didn't expect it to ever blow up how it did. That isn't LARPing. Rekieta from 2019 still thought he would be a practicing lawyer in 2024. Nobody had any idea it would blow up. You're a fucking tard.
 
Also, LARPing as a lawyer? He was a lawyer for a brief time. That was his career. This started out as a side gig. He didn't expect it to ever blow up how it did. That isn't LARPing. Rekieta from 2019 still thought he would be a practicing lawyer in 2024.

He practiced law as a profession for around maybe three years. That isn't a career. Then after that he pretended to be a lawyer right up until Eric July called him out on it and he mentally collapsed.

By 2019, Nick had given up practicing law and was laying around the house all day drinking.
 
Speak from personal experience, very very very fucking painful and potentially fatal. Some fun experiences include
-Feeling completely dehydrated, the thirstiest you've ever been
-Being unable to drink/eat anything without instantly vomiting, making the thirst even worse
-Shakes
-Seizures
-Extreme nausea and dizziness
-Trouble breathing
-Extremely sore throat
-Hallucinations
-Excruciating stomach pain
-Inability to stand up or speak in a coherent fashion

If Nick is dumb enough to try cold turkey he can look forward to all of that plus the fun on getting a Potassium IV drip at the hospital, which makes your arm feel like it's on fire.

The following chart applies to chronic, daily, alcohol drinkers who enter withdrawal (sudden removal of alcohol).

Alcohol per day ('drinks')Withdrawal: Risk of DTsWithdrawal:
Risk of death
1 to 10Below 1%Below 0.1%
10 to 205%1%
20 to 3020%5%
above 30> 35%> 15%

Alcohol withdrawal can be very serious. It gets really bad really fast in chronic daily drinkers who consume more than 10 drinks per day.

Especially because alcoholics often have already severely compromised health due to liver inflammation, malnutrition, and vitamin deficiency (especially vitamin B1 aka thiamine)

Often severe alcoholics who are quiting need to be prescribed a pill called Librium, on a taper, to suppress alcohol withdrawal.

The second column in the chart above refers to a subtype of alcohol withdrawal called delirium tremens (DTs), which includes mental confusion, hallucinations, violent shaking, cardiac arrhythmias, seizures or death.

Untreated DTs can result in death approx 15% to 30% of the time.

Hope this helps.

At the level Nick drinks?
Siezures, hallucinations, strokes are a possibility.
As you detox, your brain, which has been literally pickled, starts to dry out and it can completely fuck you up.
DT's are no joke.
Alcohol is probably the hardest thing to detox off, only Benzos and old school Barbiturates are on the same level.
Alcohol detox makes heroin look like a mild case of the sniffles.
Jesus, thank you all (and the three of you from the day before). Never knew alcohol withdrawal could be that bad, and I'd always assumed hard drugs and shit would be worse than anything not-drinking could do to you.

@FieldPiece hope that personal experience got better
 
First off, I never blamed the kids you autistic retard. Nor I do know anything about his parents. Second, did you read what I said? The house was built on sand and Kayla was the weak link. She did nothing in her own home. She was SAHM who didn't mother. She had a nanny for the cleaning, shopping, and cooking. She didn't fucking drive. She didn't work. The kids were in a million different activities constantly. So let me ask you - What the hell was she supposed to do all day? They outsourced her entire SAH role. Do you think any marriage survives that? I'll give you a hint. No, they do not.

Eventually the useful parent hates the useless one, and gets on their case. The useless one spirals out of control emotionally because they can't handle actually fucking doing something. Break up is inevitable. No marriage survives a useless fucking partner, man or woman.

Also, LARPing as a lawyer? He was a lawyer for a brief time. That was his career. This started out as a side gig. He didn't expect it to ever blow up how it did. That isn't LARPing. Rekieta from 2019 still thought he would be a practicing lawyer in 2024. Nobody had any idea it would blow up. You're a fucking tard.
Calling Nick the the useful parent is a bit of an exaggeration considering he has spent god knows how long in a drunken stupor. Nick and Kayla are both equally shitty parents and all balldoglazers need to to come to terms with the fact that their internet daddy turned himself into a total degenerate on his own.
 
Yep, that was Kayla's words. Not mine!

I even post link and gave timestamp of conversation. You can go fuck off quoting shit, removing Kayla from behind that quote, and making it look like I said that.
That wasn't my intention. I actually meant to give you credit for finding her quote.
I'd made a video out of it, but it wouldn't upload and attach to my post for whatever reason, even after showing up as if it had uploaded properly.

 
Balldo, Our Wife, and Fleshlight are fortunate. Getting involved in buying drugs can have some dire consequences to you and people around you. You’re typically dealing with unsavory individuals who don’t care about you or anyone else. You take on a risk getting involved with individuals like that to feed your habit.
Everyone involved with this needs to admit the facts on the ground, and realize that the situation is one of the best possible given what was in that house that day.

Sure, imaginary movie scenarios where he came back home and dumped all the drugs, kicked the whore out of the house, and personally restructured his and his family's life back into a perfect world with no outside help - that would be better. But it's also impossibly unrealistic.

Other, much more realistic outcomes that don't involve the cops and CPS:
  • Balldo crashes in a high speed drugged out collision with or without various family members, some or none survive
  • Balldo overdoses and dies on camera
  • Balldo and/or family members get killed in minneapolis in a deal gone wrong
  • Balldo keeps spiraling down further and further until obscene options seem reasonable to get more coke
 
Never knew alcohol withdrawal could be that bad, and I'd always assumed hard drugs and shit would be worse than anything not-drinking could do to you.
Alcohol is by far one of the worst drugs when taken to excess. Its only legal because of tradition because humans have been fermenting things since we discovered how to make bread, if it was discovered tommorow it would be the same schedule as heroin and meth.
Its like most hard drugs, taken by someone who can control themselves its not that bad, but if people let it get hold of them, its far more toxic than heroin, for example.
 
What's the deal with April? I've been trying to learn more about her, but everything I'm finding is from recent months with coke and Cokieta's. Was she a public figure before she hooked up with Aaron and joined his show? Before the coke and cucking was she relatively normal? Was she at least somewhat intelligent? Trying to figure out what sort of factor she might play in this ongoing case.
 
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