Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 20.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 86 27.0%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 51 16.0%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 113 35.5%

  • Total voters
    318
They have no substantial argument so they go for the lowest hanging fruit. It really shows how dimwitted they are

-Potentially criminal: Nick neglected his children and did coke, that's bad.

-Star Wars Slut and Co. : Nu-huh! He dindu nuffin, you're fat

Congratulations, you called a fat man, who is very awear that he is indeed overweight...........fat.

Real good come back guys, stellar. Insult of the year
It’s just a new variation of that “at least I’m not rude” meme.


“Nick might have neglected his children to wifeswap, drink whiskey, and do cocaine…but at least he isn’t fat”
 
I'd seen people talking about it here, but how bad is alcohol withdrawal? I thought people were just using euphemisms for "it's pretty painful", but is it life-threatening or something? I've never really been around heavy drinking.
At the level Nick drinks?
Siezures, hallucinations, strokes are a possibility.
As you detox, your brain, which has been literally pickled, starts to dry out and it can completely fuck you up.
DT's are no joke.
Alcohol is probably the hardest thing to detox off, only Benzos and old school Barbiturates are on the same level.
Alcohol detox makes heroin look like a mild case of the sniffles.
 
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I personally think Nick should take Juju’s, Vito the pedo’s and Ethan Von-Shiester’s advice.

He should continue doing drugs because they’re not bad according to Juju and he should be blaming his kids and making sure they wash their own clothes and feed themselves; if they can’t then the 16 year old should be doing it all while mum and dad get railed by some bull after smoking crystal meth or whatever.

Also Nick needs to stick it to the judge and tell her to go suck his Baldo as he paid the 50k so he can still get drunk and high.

Only a real looser would stop taking drugs, look after their children, clean their home and stop their wife from fucking her boyfriend. Don’t be a chud kiwifarmer.
 
Really sick of hearing Juju the cow saying "how does that effect me?". Crazy, that I don't need to engage my brain to realise that kids growing up in bad homes, will typically grow up to cause everyone problems. It's why the term fatherless behaviour has come about.

Hearing him argue with Stardust makes me highly suspicious. Bad enough, keeping the company of a self admitted pedophile but almost all of his points were grotesque. Him and Vito need their hard drives checked. I'm glad he's in LA with all the other degenerates, self induced quarantine. I'm even more glad that he's an irrelevant no one that can't even make a funny joke.

Let's be clear, Dick Masterson keeps the company of pedophiles and drug riddled cuckholds and they're the only people he can surround himself with to make himself look better.
 
Anyone who doesn’t support Nick drinks vaginal liquor from dumb bitches who don’t know law. FACTS Rekieta’s constitutional rights were violated. FACTS kids should be able to handle themselves while their parents go on drug binges FACTS being an alcoholic and drug abuser only happens to poor uneducated people FACTS the Supreme Court will rule that Nick Rekieta is the supreme pope of law FACTS none of you prudes know how awful butter dishes are and it shows

Now excuse me it’s 7am and time for my breakfast whiskeys

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You can read random pages from this thread the last couple of days and the one person that slightly disagrees on some minor point is a rekieta defender, gets downvoted to hell.

at this point the karen farms is just reddit with a different web-theme, having the wrong opinion on any issue is soon to be banned
You somehow managed a fucking pink triangle with 5 posts Jesus Christ.
I don't know whether to laugh at you or salute you.
 
We got another retard that have no idea what he is talking about.
>fat
>homely
>insane person eyes
>hobo beard
>Michael Strahan's teeth
>shirt straight out of a GameStop in 2004
>fake wall of exposed brick with rainbow graffiti looking like Lisa Frank set up a gay bar
>cheap-yet-high-effort equipment setup devoted to streaming to 156 whole subscribers
>"obviously, I am a mod for him..."
>just tries to copy Nick -- various phrases and jokes, probably the desire to stream in the first place
>mentally and spiritually an absolute boomer
>unable to comprehend any part of this story at any level more complicated than clichés
>"we should all still like Nick because this situation with child neglect is equivalent to a sports star being eccentric"
>"they're just entertainers and we should just be entertained"
>"you don't know what's true, man"
>"it's all just allegations"
>"he should be able to do whatever he wants"
>"also I'm for abolishing all drug laws"
>"church ladies are a stereotype for a reason, they're gossipy, they just didn't like Nick and that's why this happened"

We can do nothing to this man that would be worse than what life has already done to him.
 
I hope you niggers realize you are doing exactly what Balldo and his secret Discord planned by trying to make this about the kids.
But it is about the kids foremost, isn't it?
Baldo deserves to be forgotten in the end, once the dust settles, he deserves to be gone from everyone's life.
But the kids safety and future should be everyone's main concern right now.
 
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They're not the same.
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  • Fitting suit versus smelly shirt
  • Dominant features are literature, versus a college of booze
  • Well groomed versus friends with potential groomers
  • Optimistic smile versus sinister grin
  • Good vibrant lighting versus piss filter
  • Well spoken versus babbling buffoon
  • Upstanding citizen wanting the best for his community versus drug addicted nigger
Oh look another giant Mahogany Sun God W, what's for dinner?
 
You can read random pages from this thread the last couple of days and the one person that slightly disagrees on some minor point is a rekieta defender, gets downvoted to hell.

at this point the karen farms is just reddit with a different web-theme, having the wrong opinion on any issue is soon to be banned
I just dumb reacted your comment.

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Balldo's OST for the thread.
 

Sean is catching heat for a few reasons 1 for trusting Ethan Ralph which is stupid.
2 for not believing the balldo government conspiracy.
3 for being fat.

Sorry Sean it was dumb to trust Ralph for that I can't really sympathise, for everything else I'm still on board during this turmoil the ones who wash the balldo will die on the ball do

I wonder how bad nicks drinking is really is he to the point where he’s physically as well as mentally addicted?
He's beyond both and his rehab will be more painful than living unless he just continues down his current path and dies in a junkie way.

its all conspiracy and fabrication!
that little fat fuck got caught gossiping like a school girl

Again Sean is going to be a easy target due to his weight & trusting Ralph but I don't personally see anything he's saying as wrong.

Either there are some great trolls running some funny ops or people actually buy into the conspiracy which is even funnier.

I don't see Nick coming back from this, he fucked his life up so hard even normie people who don't know about internet dramas I personally know have mentioned reading about it, which makes it hard not to power level on the situation and reveal I say nigger on kiwifarms from time to time.
 
This is a message to nick re-kee-eh-tah or whatever
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You will never be a Mahogany Sun God. You have no melanin, you have no rhythm and you have no BBC. You are a wh*te biscuit ass nigga twisted by yakub into a crude mockery of nature's perfection. All the "validation" you get is two-faced and half hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your Mahogany Sun God "friends" laugh at your pale ass cave beast appearance behind closed doors. Mahogany Sun Gods are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed Mahogany Sun Gods to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even wh*te boys who "pass" look uncanny and and unnatural to a Mahogany Sun God.
Your bank statement is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk black girl home with you, she'll turn tail and bolt the second they lay one eye on your non-BBC dick. You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself shieeeet I'm killing it nigga!, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight. Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope (you're white and have money), tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss.
Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your wh*te birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a yakubian is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably wh*te. This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
 
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Really sick of hearing Juju the cow saying "how does that effect me?". Crazy, that I don't need to engage my brain to realise that kids growing up in bad homes, will typically grow up to cause everyone problems. It's why the term fatherless behaviour has come about.

Hearing him argue with Stardust makes me highly suspicious. Bad enough, keeping the company of a self admitted pedophile but almost all of his points were grotesque. Him and Vito need their hard drives checked. I'm glad he's in LA with all the other degenerates, self induced quarantine. I'm even more glad that he's an irrelevant no one that can't even make a funny joke.

Let's be clear, Dick Masterson keeps the company of pedophiles and drug riddled cuckholds and they're the only people he can surround himself with to make himself look better.
If you want to dig in the knife and twist, tell Dick that if he wasn’t such a drunk and could put down the IPAs once in a while, he wouldn’t be such a fat, wet-brained retard with marshmallow arms.

“90% of mandatory reports are bullshit with no factual basis! Did I say 90%? I meant 95%!”

Do another rail, Nick. After all the persecution you’ve been through, you deserve it. You’re like Jesus if Jesus was awesome and funny.
 
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