Careercow Donald J Trump - 45th/47th President of the USA, convicted felon, Epstein bro, Putin simp, serial liar, sore loser, cheat and the Chris-Chan of Presidents. THIS IS NOT A POLITICAL DEBATE THREAD.

[Snorky]

Here's his press conference.

Okay it just didn't upload over Tor, the fuck?

 

[Gooncave Smeagol]

Drop 638

Prison is just the beginning
Prison is always the beginning
Remember? [AH]
Will Trump release his own prison autobiography?
Will he call it My Deal?
Will Barron ascend?
Watch the military. The generals know.
Follow the White Rabbit

Pqtriots, our time is now
WWG1WGA

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[Badungus Kabungus]

Funniest part here is that as a non-violent first offender Trump will get away with a fine, and that the donations to him will more than cover the fine. American niggercattle just made Trump a little richer AND got him the urban vote. Totally not planned or anything.

...yes, yes, I shouldn't break kayfabe.

But really I just don't want to close the door on the idea of paying off whores to keep quiet. After all, sex work is real work, so the bitch needs to sign an NDA.

 

[Paranoia Machine]

Noooo, you can't say anything other than Orange Man bad just because you can't , Any discussion around lolcow that is not aligned with janny's politics is forbidden you chuds
, Thread from now on is under lockdown as designated r/politics echochamber , no debate/questioning whether person is lolcow in trump thread despite being unenforced in other lolcow threads cause they not evil orange man

Got caught doing what? Be specific. The jury was never told. GO ahead and share your superior knowledge and intellect.

A&H faggots on suicide watch as their cow is further cowed. Imagine if you niggers acted this way about Ralph or Ethan Klein.

"WHY CAN'T I ARGUE ABOUT HOW COOL THIS LOLCOW IS!?"
Ahahahahaha

 

[SmallKiwi]

Absolute diseased thread.

 

[BlackDragoons]

He left a paper trail of money to a porn star instead of paying in cash out of his own pocket. He got caught using campaign funds to pay off Stormy Daniels and tried to hide it as a "legal expense".

And its just a reminder folks that this isn't the first time he got caught defrauding something he owns. This guys a total conman and has been one since the 80s.

 

[Accept Only Substitutes]

Over on leftist Twitter:



It's not turtles all the way down it's clowns.

 

[Battlefield2142EU]

Over on leftist Twitter:

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It's not turtles all the way down it's clowns.

Only felon celebrities American public hate are the Bill Cosby and P-Diddy types. Stephen Kings a cuck that writes about children being gang bang and popularized the magical negro trope. If you support his political takes. You are probably a breadtuber pederast.

 

[MadStan]

Got caught doing what? Be specific. The jury was never told. GO ahead and share your superior knowledge and intellect.

Read the fucking briefs. With this and a multitude of cases he has been involved in. You haven't read a single fucking one. I know they are annoying to read but Jesus, if you're gonna defend him you gotta read them. There hasn't been an election case, defamation case or any case for 3 years where the outcome wasn't pretty obvious from the start if the statements were even proven half true.

It isn't superior knowledge or intellect, go read the court documents, the affidavits and statements from witnesses and cooperating witnesses and it becomes pretty clear. Trump is a dirty guy - frankly I don't mind that, there are a lot of dirty business men and politicians, the difference is by and large while we see prosecutions on both sides of the isles, it would be fair to say either Democratic criminals are just better and smarter so they don't get caught, or the GOP simply has more criminals.

Why would it even matter to you if he is a legitimate criminal? It doesn't, so stop pretending it even matters to you, it simply doesn't and thats entirely OK, it's your fucking vote, not mine.

 

[pistolwhipped]

Here's how Bernie Sanders can still win:

 

[MichałDrzymała]

Read the fucking briefs. With this and a multitude of cases he has been involved in. You haven't read a single fucking one. I know they are annoying to read but Jesus, if you're gonna defend him you gotta read them. There hasn't been an election case, defamation case or any case for 3 years where the outcome wasn't pretty obvious from the start if the statements were even proven half true.

It isn't superior knowledge or intellect, go read the court documents, the affidavits and statements from witnesses and cooperating witnesses and it becomes pretty clear. Trump is a dirty guy - frankly I don't mind that, there are a lot of dirty business men and politicians, the difference is by and large while we see prosecutions on both sides of the isles, it would be fair to say either Democratic criminals are just better and smarter so they don't get caught, or the GOP simply has more criminals.

Why would it even matter to you if he is a legitimate criminal? It doesn't, so stop pretending it even matters to you, it simply doesn't and thats entirely OK, it's your fucking vote, not mine.

I would also add that the GOP had plenty of time to go after the alleged criminals so why didn't they?

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Noooo, you can't say anything other than Orange Man bad just because you can't , Any discussion around lolcow that is not aligned with janny's politics is forbidden you chuds
, Thread from now on is under lockdown as designated r/politics echochamber , no debate/questioning whether person is lolcow in trump thread despite being unenforced in other lolcow threads cause they not evil orange man

What is it about obese, elderly conmen that you find so sexually appealing?

what do you mean breaking the law is a crime and illegal!?

must be the jews' fault

No you see it's totally "BASED" to fall for Russian propaganda and want the obese, elderly conman to be allowed to be dictator and break whatever laws he wants without consequence!

 

[ovqsnfat]

Born too late to explore the Earth

Born too early to explore the universe

Born just in time for the first felon POTUS

 

[DickSanchez]

So rich pedophile globalist criminal A lost his criminal trial and rich pedophile globalist criminal B in still under investigation. Oh boy I'm not sure what rich globalist pedophile criminal I want to vote for.

There's so many to choose from. Oh wait my vote doesn't matter in this representative democracy anyways.

I suppose our rich globalist pedophile overlords will secretly appoint our next rich pedophile globalist president for us. At least they'll pander to one side or another by using some right or left buzzwords to convince the winning party their interests are super important, all while the rich pedophile globalist agenda keeps making major headway into the rich globalist pedophile utopia.

 

[InteracialBowelSyndrome]

This is why Hilldawg suicides people instead of paying them off.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

 

[Quarterback Rex Grossman]

lmao it's banana republic time boyz!

 

[Cnaiur urs Skiotha]

The funniest part to me is that he didn’t even need to pay the hush money in the first place. I don’t think anybody in America believed Trump was faithful to his wife in general, and his supporters can’t be dissuaded by anything short of maybe a sex change. “I could shoot someone in the street and people would still vote for me” etc. Maybe he was just ashamed it was Stormy Daniel’s in particular?

 

[MichałDrzymała]

The funniest part to me is that he didn’t even need to pay the hush money in the first place. I don’t think anybody in America believed Trump was faithful to his wife in general, and his supporters can’t be dissuaded by anything short of maybe a sex change. “I could shoot someone in the street and people would still vote for me” etc. Maybe he was just ashamed it was Stormy Daniel’s in particular?

He should've leaned into the whole thing. "That's right folks, I have banged porn stars because I am the best, people always said that I was a ladies' man and they were right..."

 

[Doctor of Autism]

The funniest part to me is that he didn’t even need to pay the hush money in the first place. I don’t think anybody in America believed Trump was faithful to his wife in general, and his supporters can’t be dissuaded by anything short of maybe a sex change. “I could shoot someone in the street and people would still vote for me” etc. Maybe he was just ashamed it was Stormy Daniel’s in particular?

With the amount of bullshit his supporters would defend, they'd defend Trump becoming Donna Trump. Trump could support every leftist cause and they'd find a way to side with him still.