Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Soggy paper straw]

Don’t ask why but before all this I looked into the balldo through companies house in the uk. Around 6 months ago they were late with their taxes. I don’t think it’s related to this. I mean who except freaks and creeps are using that thing.

No judgement here, I did look into it too. The other british company owned by the guy was also dissolved, with a total of about £90k debt.

The company appears to have changed domicile to the United States.

Can you post a link to the registration? The UK website is the only one that comes up when googling. Although I did find "balldo™ and viballdo™ are brands owned by Nadgerz Inc." registered in 2024.

I just want to believe that at least for a brief moment, a single balldo was technically, legally the property of the British monarchy


Edit - I am just curious to know if anyone even bought a balldo from this whole mess. But I think it is such a bad product that no one did

 

[Judex Meus]

If you're at least somewhat functional, you will never get a DUI in a small town, because you won't gun it past where the cop always sits.

Once you're on the backroads, it's pretty straight and the chance you get picked up is damn minimal.

And during the raid the cops had more important shit to do and he probably wasn't visibly or obviously intoxicated at the time (or it would have been mentioned).

I'm going to push back on this somewhat. I've known alcoholics who got pulled over for completely unrelated reasons like a taillight being out, and the cop immediately smelled the alcohol and they blew way over the legal limit. In a small town I could maybe see it being possible if you only take the backroads and be really attentive to the state of your car, but it's one of those things that I can see happening eventually no matter how skilled you are at drinking and driving. Like even if it's only a 1% chance, if you drive drunk every single day you're eventually going to get busted.

In Nick's case you're probably right, though. Small town means fewer cops and I remember people mentioning that Nick was REALLY meticulous about not getting a DUI.

 

[demicolon]

Gave me an idea....

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I just spent like 2 hours on this shit. I hope it was worth it lol

I appreciate that Uncivil Law was not included.

 

[Windy Moors]

Nice try, but that dont work on me. They are with family trying to figure out what the hell to do with their lives and move forward.

Shouldn't they have thought about that before becoming degenerate coke heads, you don't get to move forward from this. You have to repent and change. Go back to Locals, you'll only end up crying if you stay here.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Nah, the phrasing is weird, but it's by a basic British citizen. It seems that when their companies dissolve there, if anything is still "collectable" then it goes to the British Crown or whatever. Which, since it seems the business relocated to the US as others said, it's not really going to apply much in this case.

Exactly, where the US would say "the government took the abandoned assets" or whatever, in bongland it's "The Crown" as everything is done in the name of the king, because faggotry, I assume.

Even Canada and other provinces still use "the Crown" to refer to the government at times.

 

[ThePhoenix]

If Nick doesn't live stream himself with a gun in his mouth tonight it is confirmed that his whore wife pegged him.

 

[Young_Griff]

Depends.
If its good Anglo Saxon Blood that goes back to before the Norman Invasion you're good.

But if you have a trace of, may Allah forgive me, Habsburg blood... its over bro.

It's through the Queen Mother and the Lord Glamis so I'm gonna go out on a limb and say its Norman/French.

 

[cdhill17]

I shot myself in the foot discussing this earlier, but I am really curious what you guys think the role of the 16 year old is. To me, 16 is basically an adult. Adult enough to know when something needs to be done, anyway. When all this shit started happening, this 16 year old just went along with it for a year or more and just rode the wave? Earlier, people said he had a nanny and was upper middle class etc implying he was helpless, I am really curious if that the consensus; that he was so sheltered that he was totally helpless to know what to do at all. What are the general thoughts on this? I am not shitting on the kid, I am just wondering if I am off-base in wondering what he was thinking during this whole period. Maybe he was the one who brought it to the attention of people, idk.

The can be a pretty wide range of competence among people of that age depending on the environment or culture they were brought up in.

 

[Observantwatcherofthings0]

https://youtu.be/YRXvoNHD4Tk?si=QpcfU_sLv56ov68c

She’s always been on drugs/unstable huh.
Did he follow her into addiction.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

I'm going to push back on this somewhat. I've known alcoholics who got pulled over for completely unrelated reasons like a taillight being out, and the cop immediately smelled the alcohol and they blew way over the legal limit. In a small town I could maybe see it being possible if you only take the backroads and be really attentive to the state of your car, but it's one of those things that I can see happening eventually no matter how skilled you are at drinking and driving. Like even if it's only a 1% chance, if you drive drunk every single day you're eventually going to get busted.

In Nick's case you're probably right, though. Small town means fewer cops and I remember people mentioning that Nick was REALLY meticulous about not getting a DUI.

Oh, I'm 100% in agreement - the average DUI is either "they are driving obviously drunk and weaving and got called in" or "taillight out" - this is why the rich drunks don't get pulled over, because they have new cars without defects.

Hell, if he really WAS driving a brand new vehicle, it would lanekeep and other things FOR him, even during DTs.

This faggot was only emanating to take kids to classes, we wasn't driving "a ton"

He'd be more likely to get zapped for speeding on the freeway into Minionopolis.

As to radio silence from nick, I think his parents got to him, bonded him, and took his toys away.

 

[Observantwatcherofthings0]

He’s not attracted to any other women. He invokes god into this one. Big ooof

 

[Doctor Professor Timon]

Hey, just a suggestion. If the Kiwis manage to get the footage first, make the watermark something NSFW so grifters on Youtube can't nab it. That'd be extra funny to see that salt.

 

[Young_Griff]

https://youtu.be/YRXvoNHD4Tk?si=QpcfU_sLv56ov68c

She’s always been on drugs/unstable huh.
Did he follow her into addiction.

"Best partner she has ever had." I thought Nick claimed they were Virgins when they got together and had only ever slept with each other

 

[Procrastinhater]

You didn't read it.

I did, it was a (poor attempt at a) shitpost.

Nah, the phrasing is weird, but it's by a basic British citizen. It seems that when their companies dissolve there, if anything is still "collectable" then it goes to the British Crown or whatever. Which, since it seems the business relocated to the US as others said, it's not really going to apply much in this case.

See above.

You can claim he was always a piece of shit under the surface, and chide people for buying into his bullshit, but he was selling some pretty high grade and believable bullshit back in 2019. Half the Farms bought it. Even Null.

You know I think its a little of both.
I think Rekieta was clearly never the based Conservative Christian he presented himself as at first, I think he's always been a Narcissist that wore different masks depending on who he was talking too, but I also don't think he was always the full blown degenerate piece of shit he is now.
I think he thought he was smarter, and better than he is.
I think he's got typical Narcissistic Main Character Syndrome, he thought he could party and whore it up, he had it all under control, typical addict, he thought it would never happen to him, he was Nick Rekieta, he was smarter than that, he had it all under control.

And he did, to an extent. Thats why his thread was positive, why he had 100K viewers on his fucking livestreams, how he made 1.3 million on superchats and was one of the biggest streamers on YouTube, doing Twitch numbers at first.
He had it all under control.
Until he didn't.

Because the booze is the fucking devil. It slowly chipped away at his control, his mind, his intelligence, and his ability to keep up the mask.
He started getting sloppy. Then he discovered cocaine. It gave him that "bump" he thought he needed.
Made him feel like he was in control.
Even though it was obvious to everyone he wasn't.
And Nick, like most cows, like most narcs didn't want naysayers, didn't want advice, even well meaning.

He was Nick Rekieta, what did we know?
Stupid incel prudes, stupid Fan Fiction Farmers.
He had it under control.

Untill he didn't.

 

[Fake Steve Franssen]

probably looking at the numbers of deaths by alcohol poisoning or liver failure and extrapolate from there

Interesting... it seems to be that liver cirrhosis deaths were decreasing to prohibition levels before prohibition though. Any explanation for that??

https://www.statista.com/statistics/1088683/death-rate-rate-during-prohibition/

 

[CeilingTile47]

If April had the entrepreneurial spirit she'd start an OnlyFans account where she did normal OF girl stuff while spilling the dirt on the Racketts in depth, but in a series format with 1-2 entries a week to extend out how long it lasts and string people along. Monthly sub + PPV video series, over the course of a couple months she could build herself a tidy little nest egg.

 

[ReverendVerse]

I'm going to push back on this somewhat. I've known alcoholics who got pulled over for completely unrelated reasons like a taillight being out, and the cop immediately smelled the alcohol and they blew way over the legal limit. In a small town I could maybe see it being possible if you only take the backroads and be really attentive to the state of your car, but it's one of those things that I can see happening eventually no matter how skilled you are at drinking and driving. Like even if it's only a 1% chance, if you drive drunk every single day you're eventually going to get busted.

In Nick's case you're probably right, though. Small town means fewer cops and I remember people mentioning that Nick was REALLY meticulous about not getting a DUI.

I live in a small rural town, probably about the size of Spicer. While there are fewer cops, there are also fewer people on the roads. Small town cops will most definitely pull you over if you're speeding or if there are other issues with the vehicle. In the city, you got so many cars speeding and people with fucked up cars, they can't pull them all over, just the ones that are really sticking out. In a small town, if you're the only car on the road, your violations are much more visible.

 

[Fake Steve Franssen]

there's a non zero chance that he has overdosed and died tbh

like, he now lives completely alone in the house, right? if he drinks or snorts himself to death now, nobody would notice.

I also wonder how suicidal he'd get if the denial stopped and he realized what he's done.

 

[Microplastics In My Blood]

Nah, the phrasing is weird, but it's by a basic British citizen. It seems that when their companies dissolve there, if anything is still "collectable" then it goes to the British Crown or whatever. Which, since it seems the business relocated to the US as others said, it's not really going to apply much in this case.

Yea when it comes to britbong legal jargon in 90% of cases where "the crown" is mentioned replace it with "the people", "the state" etc. Criminal cases in the UK are normally titled like "R v John Doe" (R meaning Rex, which is Latin for king) or laws will state something "belongs to the crown" (It just means that it's government property)

 

[Orc-Chud]

degeneracy flows in the noble blood i guess

Talkin bout degeneracy with that profile pic, shut yo goofy ass up nigga