Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 18.5%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.2%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 92 27.1%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 54 15.9%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 127 37.4%

  • Total voters
    340
Hope his new studio is a recreation of Steel Toe morning show "set". A cardboard cutout of the my pillow guy. A boot nailed to a piece of wood. A white board in the corner with crappy hand writing. Would be ever better if he comes back with April as the co-host in a bikini.
 
Nick legit thinks his "nighttime peoples" arent the fucking ones most rooting for his self destruction.
If the police need to use the website because it archives every stupid thing Nick does, who cares? I just hope they get a laugh out of it too.

Edit: Quoted the wrong post, I blame my phone (definitely not me being dumb). Sorry @YoungDumbFraudBun
 
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Cross post from the Aaron Imholte thread:

The person Nick blames is almost certainly the Children's Ministries Director at the church, which is described in some of the documents as a "preschool teacher". This person appears to be the one who relayed that at least one of the girls told her they were not being fed.

As for April, I'm guessing she blames Aaron. From what we know, April is still loyal to the Rekietas. Her location is unknown right now, as far as I am aware.

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Didn’t he go on about these “studio” changes like back in April (the month)
 
I dunno man, but, like, if you're married with 5 children meaning, you're responsible for someone other than yourself, man, you kinda have to make sure they're not dirty and hungry so at least they're not bringing heat on you when they complain about being, y'know, dirty and hungry around strangers man, but I dunno, I'm neither a scientist or a lawyer with a trust fund man.
 
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Sorry if this has been posted. But holy shit i'm still trying to catch up.
In one video Aaron said Nick wanted to use A encryted app signal and he found it wierd and did'nt know why he would use it.
I was thinking Nick was probally useing the app to talk to his drug connections. IDK but makes sense to me.
 
What I haven't seen suggested is that Nick might be setting up his new studio in a casket. Perhaps he's relocated to a van down by the river where he can stream to his BAC's contentment. There's plenty landfills where he could feel at home too. Not too shabby and he'd have tons of cash leftover to afford all the cooking wine he could desire.

All in all, wherever he streams, I just hope he abuses substances and goes on retarded diatribes that I can watch on clip channels. Watch him come back totally sober and put on better shows than ever!

What a fucking nigger, he reminded me of Vicious Vickers right now.

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This has to be a fake because there's not a single typo.
 
Incorrect. He has unconditional bond, which he paid for, just this week. He is free to leave the state. He has to be back to make his court appearances though.
AFAIK he posted 5k bond through an agent, which have their own conditions, however, they're much less onerous than the state leverages on RPR.

We don't know the terms of the contract he made with the agent he worked with, but Sean covered the fact he didn't post the full 50k, he just paid 5k to a surety. It's possible he still can't leave the state. I guess we'll find out though?
 
Can we just call him Nicokelas Reketamin? I feel this would properly reflect his identity as polysubstance abuser.

I was busy at work for a fee days and wow... What a week. How can one guy cause such a flood of sweet content to be released onto the Internet? I will have enough stuff to watch and read for the next few weekends. And the best thing, I am sure Reketamin has so much more sweet content milk to give.
 
Sorry if this has been posted. But holy shit i'm still trying to catch up.
In one video Aaron said Nick wanted to use A encryted app signal and he found it wierd and did'nt know why he would use it.
I was thinking Nick was probally useing the app to talk to his drug connections. IDK but makes sense to me.
I don't remember if this was speculation or fact but someone further back in the thread said Null helped him set up a Signal account back in the before-times.
 
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He'd never go to Greenland. Greenland is owned by Denmark. That means Scandinavians!

Also, he wants everybody to believe he is black. He is also a lolbertarian.

It's obvious the only places he would be truly happy are either Somalia or Liberia.

Let's crowdfund it.
 
Yes he was if you bothered to look at the time. The difference is that when he started and for several years after, people were willing to pretend otherwise and make excuses for him.

The guy was always heavy into porn. He talked about porn and he did porny things like those streams with Drex where Drex presented his made-up stories of being the black bull and interstate gang-bang organizer. He also always lacked any sort of work ethic. He was a lazy trust fund baby who hung around the house drinking and didn't work. He also had batshit crazy moments like that "Come back Vic" stream which is still totally gay.

What changed is that the people who used to defend Nick by saying he was a trad dad are now saying that he was a trad dad corrupted by an evil woman. And you don't go along 100% with the that stupid narrative you are called a "Kayla simp".

We are supposed to now believe that Nick was this honest, moral christian man and great father who was broken and entirely corrupted by his harlot wife. That Nick is the still the weeb wars hero certain people wanted him to be and that nothing that has happened is Nick's fault.
For me, the first clue that Nick wasn't quite as clean as he presented himself was the time he just randomly interviewed a britbong who owned a sex doll company.
I believe that was late 2019/early 2020?
 
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