Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Jack reacts to the Trump verdict.

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I legit have no idea why evangelical trash like Jack worship a degenerate like Trump so much

 

[Super Hans v2]

I legit have no idea why evangelical trash like Jack worship a degenerate like Trump so much

As I'm sure you've been told many, many times when you still were on A&N, it's that he's a hammer against the current system and it's funny how D's have their minds explode when he just repeats what Clinton said 25 years ago.

But for Jack, it's simply R good.

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

I legit have no idea why evangelical trash like Jack worship a degenerate like Trump so much

Jack doesn't even strike me as a single issue voter or single party voter, much less an informed one. I genuinely think his Trump support is entirely because he believes that the people he doesn't like hate Trump, therefore its a spite vote against them. The mans not fueled by any sort of thoughts beyond what his 'haters' think.

 

[PlasticOwls]

Goddamn he really doesn't give a fuck does he?

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The typo lowkey makes this hilarious

You can really see Jack's stroke-dementia in real time. It's almost depressing.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

I legit have no idea why evangelical trash like Jack worship a degenerate like Trump so much

Because it's all performative team sports for both sides. Doesn't matter what anyone does or says only that my team wins.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

I legit have no idea why evangelical trash like Jack worship a degenerate like Trump so much

Jack is a degenerate who goes to a megachurch, is openly spiteful, and will believe everything his murder church says

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

stroke face strikes again… letting us all know at the theatre how much he hates the Garfield movie
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This selfie was so bad I had to memorialize it with art, though I think I made him look a little too lively and aware

 

[I am Jack's dead arm]

This selfie was so bad I had to memorialize it with art, though I think I made him look a little too lively and aware
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MOAR BUTTAH~! has taken my sight
Taken my speech
Taken my hearing
Taken my arms
Taken my legs
Taken my soul
Left me with life in hell

 

[The Grimace]

Goddamn he really doesn't give a fuck does he?

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Can someone refresh me on the whole murderchurch thing? Who was the guy who killed people and what church/denomination and stuff?

 

[Gentlebastard]

Can someone refresh me on the whole murderchurch thing? Who was the guy who killed people and what church/denomination and stuff?

https://archive.md/Celqg

 

[Nash Vortex]

Taken my arms
Taken my legs

Thank you for being my muse:

To the tune of "Ballad of Serenity" by Sonny Rhodes, from "Firely"

Smokey Siding - Ballad of Salmonellaty

Take my arm, take my legs, I can plastic boil my eggs
I don't care, I'm a pro, you can't take my wendigo
Take me off Investors' Club, they won't pay me for my grub
Freezer-burn beef and boil canned beans, these are lazy man's cuisines

[OBJ][OBJ]

Have no food that I must veto since I began leaning keto
You can't take raw meat from me

[OBJ][OBJ]

Sell my house, sell my land, drive me 'cause I cannot stand
I don't care, I eat cheese, Tammy hold the bowl still please
Take me out to the back, none o' those smokers are goin' back
Burn my beef and smoke pulpork, dress as an enormous dork

[OBJ][OBJ]

Have no food that I deplore since I found the carnivore
You can't take raw meat from me, MOM

 

[AltisticRight]

>5000 friends
>Most are probably dead accounts/bots/scam
>Says something dumb
>Why aren't I getting any engagement, censorship!

Shut up Jack. No one cares about your political takes.

 

[Marc]

I think I made him look a little too lively and aware

 

[Doctor of Autism]

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Make America Mobile Again.

Sorry, Jack.

 

[SangeAndYasha]

Tammy just has to be trying to kill him with the food, right?

 

[a terminal posture]

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Jack clearly doesn't read replies or interact with his 'fans' on twitter (read the replies to this tweet). Too lazy to do basic social media stuff.

 

[Tiresome]

Jack clearly doesn't read replies or interact with his 'fans' on twitter (read the replies to this tweet). Too lazy to do basic social media stuff.

They hurt him in his fat, fat fee-fees. Even stuff that a normal person would find totally innocuous, not even a recognizable criticism, Jack replies in a lardraged all-caps "THANKS MOM" because he's a thin-skinned little bitch.

 

[a terminal posture]

I guess it's going to be endless frittatas masquerading as 'bread' videos until the sixth and final stroke. Check out the 1/4" cheese 'slices' and burnt bacon:

(he's also really excited about his stupid waterproof TV)

 

[densedance]

Why would you (I mean I know it's Jack) cut those cheeses that thick if you eat it uncooked? Wouldn't that leave a miserable mouth feeling etc?