Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[NetSphere]

Considering Aaron is an Anthony Cumia clone, this one seems particularly relevant:

Lady Diane had been a fan of the O&A show for decades, she worked for a brewery and became a massive alcoholic. They'd spend years talking to her when she'd call in telling her to get her shit together, they arranged for her to go to AA, they even eventually hired her as a paid intern to find purpose. Nothing worked and she ultimately lost her husband, her son, and her home.

Eventually one day, she calls in from the ICU suffering from a complete psychotic break from the alcohol. She barely still knew who she was, but she thought she was back on a Navy ship from her youth. You can hear Opie and Jim's hearts sink as they realize how lost she is. Hearing her repeatedly exclaim in confusion "I'm on a ship! I'm on a ship!" is brutally tragic. Pretty sure she died soon after that call.

This is exactly the direction Nick is heading with his drinking unless he turns it around. He's going to be sitting in the ICU, doing imaginary livestreams to himself, thinking he's still in his office talking to Drex, asking the doctor when he can see his wife or children, and he'll never be able to turn it back.

He needs rehab yesterday and even then, it's probably too late.

Reading this reminds me of my cousin. 2 weeks ago when I went to check up on him I caught him on the floor screaming about how he was going to die at the hands of coworker who is currently behind bars and has been for over 2 years now. I could see from the front door quite a lot of empty vodka and whiskey bottles,

I called an ambulance only for him to die before he even got there, he was only 29 at the time and he started drinking when he was 23, I will never forget how I saw him die in front of me

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

He has unconditional which means abide by the law (stay out of trouble) and appear at court dates, thats it.

Now, how fucking funny would it be if he did another coke/ketamine stream?

 

[Maraschino]

Yeah, I don't believe he has to stream. There are other options for him. His parents being one. I would think the smart move would be to wait a little while to see how his criminal and CPS cases advance before poking his head up again.

Don't forget his civil case with Monty.
He's going to have to deal with 3 different sources of stress of a legal nature, and streaming won't help with any of them. If he hasn't settled with Monty he fucking needs to (should've done that years ago but whatever). He needs an actual settlement with him as well, not a "My terms of settling with you is that you admit you're a pedophile because you haven't proved you aren't." Nick's idea of settlement is the biggest example of faggotry I've ever seen from him, and that's including the time he did a hot tub stream with the weirdo that barebacked his wife.

I'm hoping he chooses the funniest option because so far that's been his go-to, but the smartest thing he could do at the bare minimum is wait until his criminal case is dealt with and settle with Monty so he can deal with 2 of the 3 things going on in his life, because (according to Sean) his CPS case still could have a timeline of around a year minimum...meaning around next Memorial Day, he could still be dealing with this shit.

Couldn't've happened to a more deserving person. Being a cunt has a cost, Nick.

 

[Gorton Colu]

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Never realized how much Nick looks like Maddox. If Nick buzzed his head, it's all over.

 

[holyhandgrenade]

Reading this reminds me of my cousin. 2 weeks ago when I went to check up on him I caught him on the floor screaming about how he was going to die at the hands of coworker who is currently behind bars and has been for over 2 years now. I could see from the front door quite a lot of empty vodka and whiskey bottles,

I called an ambulance only for him to die before he even got there, he was only 29 at the time and he started drinking when he was 23, I will never forget how I saw him die in front of me

nigga stop making shit up also stop powerleveling like a gigantic faggot

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

People often think of medical school and law school in the same category. They aren't. It's so much harder to get into the worst MD school than most of your better law schools. There's a ton of law schools that produce tons of lawyers and most of them make dogshit.

I would never consider a doctor and a lawyer to be equal, obviously, a doctor is a highly skilled job and a lawyer is a slightly fancy clerk. But it is interesting that there are tons of lawyers that make dogshit, I always considered a lawyer a decent paying gig. I also find it interesting Nick is a trust fund kid from a very wealthy family, first I ever heard that before. I just assumed he was a shit lawyer who needed to stream to pay the bills.

 

[instant]

What is the “Duncan incident”? I looked in the thread a bit but can only find some guy named Duncan that people here hate and that Nick debated about Kiwi Farms.

Imagine the most retarded leftist caricature who lies about everything for The Cause. The kind of guy who's so fucked in the head he makes even Destiny cringe.

He's probably not directly responsible, but he added the pressure on YouTube to get Nick deplatformed. Some of his fans or himself was undoubtedly behind the last strike on Nick's youtube.

Duncan has an extreme hatred at Nick about the debate because the stream had a clip of him laughing at a wife beating joke.

 

[DumbDude43]

People often think of medical school and law school in the same category. They aren't. It's so much harder to get into the worst MD school than most of your better law schools. There's a ton of law schools that produce tons of lawyers and most of them make dogshit.

this is because a medical education is very expensive to provide, because they have to do clinical stuff in real hospitals.
whereas a legal education is very cheap to provide, it's all about studying textbooks and writing stuff, barely any expenses beyond teachers salaries.

 

[NetSphere]

nigga stop making shit up also stop powerleveling like a gigantic faggot

You would be surprised at the alcohol consumption here in the Balkans, people here start drinking at a very young age, I frequently see 12 year olds drinking at least a couple of beer bottles here, we have a problem with alcoholism

 

[NadeND-001]

Now, how fucking funny would it be if he did another coke/ketamine stream?

funny as hell

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Never realized how much Nick looks like Maddox. If Nick buzzed his head, it's all over.

We're getting to that point. That combover isn't going to last for much longer.

 

[AnOminous]

I believe Sean also said (correctly) that Minnesota is weird. I've never a bond system where you get to choose like this. In a lot of other states the judge decides what your release conditions are after input from both the state and the defendant.

I think it's pretty discretionary, although I've never seen this particular thing. It may be just a Judge Fischer thing. One thing that America's Lawyer guy said that I agree with is I'm very suspicious of that cocaine amount that so very conveniently just barely exceeds the threshold to make it a very serious felony.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

I wonder if Nick offered to pay Aaron to sign an NDA. It's my understanding that's legally permissible, but the reverse (Aaron demanding money) would constitute extortion.

There has to be consideration for an NDA.
If Nick offered and Aaron named a price, not necessarily extortion, whereas if Aaron said "I have pics of you doing x and unless you pay me I'm going to spill," extortion. If Nick offered and Aaron said "more," probably not extortion. And of course an nda requiring committing a crime (perjury or obstruction) isn't going to be enforceable. And if you're compelled to testify and do, you're keeping the money then, too.

I also think that is why Kayla didn't get it. 1) In addition to the kids, Nick also does not give two shits about Kayla; 2) Kayla may actually be trying to get clean so she didn't need the unconditional bond. In addition to the above points Sean mentioned, in response to a superchat question he also said that it would be problematic for Kayla to be around Nick if he continued to booze, coom and drug, since she still has the conditional release.

1) is definitely correct. 2) is unnecessary and foolish from a user's perspective, because after the 30 days in rehab and the omfg I'll never use again has worn off it takes exactly 1 fuck up to get remanded.

can always start doing public defender work. doesn't pay as well as private clients but that's not a huge issue cause the trust fund will make up the difference.

That would be a travesty. Plus, you're not likely going to get hired in his situation.

From one national place:

Position Type: Full time, entry-level assistant public defender position

Job Description: Assistant Public Defenders are accountable for providing high quality representation to our clients. Responsibilities include, but are not limited to:
• preparing each case efficiently and expeditiously;
• advising and counseling each client;
• establishing and maintaining a professional relationship with each client;
• effective and efficient use of investigators, mitigation and placement specialists and other support staff;
• seeking assistance from experts appropriate to the case;
• demonstrating professional demeanor;
• exercising sound judgment to achieve desired results; and,
• assisting the Public Defender in carrying out his responsibilities.

Here's a public defender in OK:

Applicants must have court experience, strong writing and advocacy skills, an established capacity or demonstrated aptitude for excellence in criminal defense. OOP!; a reputation for personal and
professional integrity OOP! ; a commitment to the representation of indigent defendants OOP! and an ability to work well in a team environment OOP!. The selected candidate will be subject to successful completion of a background check as a condition of employment OOP!.

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

We're getting to that point. That combover isn't going to last for much longer.

He'll have to give in eventually and start wearing the Gallagher hat

 

[Gorton Colu]

I'm very suspicious of that cocaine amount that so very conveniently just barely exceeds the threshold to make it a very serious felony.

I trust that Nick knew what he was doing.

 

[Karen Horney]

Why would he have to work on a "new studio" if he was still in his own house? Also, don't be a pussy Nick. Talk about your case. I bet you could grift off it for a million dollars!

I'm betting this is because the warrant used his appealstream to show there were drugs in the house with the kids. Different location and/or greenscreen means he can get as fucked up on camera as he wants and they can't use it as a reason to search his house again.

 

[Harm]

Holy shit that's a blast from the past. Fucking hell man I didn't plan to get shot in the feels like that. That lady had such a sad ending to her life.

Yeah, she was a selfish bitch, but you could still see the humanity in her. Like the comments say, even at the very end she wouldn't say a bad word about Marion. I still remember when I first binged all the Lady Di content in (somewhat) chronological order around 2016, and then it ends with that real mindfuck of a video. It was a huge reason I stopped ultimately drinking.

He'll have to give in eventually and start wearing the Gallagher hat

Instead of watermelons, he can smash ounces of cocaine into the audience.

 

[Nate Higgers]

People often think of medical school and law school in the same category. They aren't. It's so much harder to get into the worst MD school than most of your better law schools. There's a ton of law schools that produce tons of lawyers and most of them make dogshit.

this is because a medical education is very expensive to provide, because they have to do clinical stuff in real hospitals.
whereas a legal education is very cheap to provide, it's all about studying textbooks and writing stuff, barely any expenses beyond teachers salaries.

So I’m assuming going to school for a psychiatry doctorate is extremely expensive, without scholarships

Thread tax: I’ve been keeping an eye on Rekietamine’s YT subscriber count on socialblade and it still hasn’t dipped below 447k. I don’t know if he still has that many sycophantic braindead balldoguards or a lot of them are people who don’t log in to that YouTube account anymore or forgot they’re subscribed to him or what. I was optimistically hoping he’d be bleeding subscribers by now.

 

[NadeND-001]

And there he goes.

 

[Archie Bunker]

April was SUPPOSED to be the live-in nanny

So Nick was trying to do basically the exact same thing as Ethan Ralph did with Faith and May.