Inactive Shmorky / David Kelly / Daisy Kay / Sandypants / Peaches the Puppy & Ex-Fiance Amanda "Mandy" Mullen - Something Awful throwaway, pedophile sexual predator, abusive tranny schizo chaser; batshit crazy ex-fiancée

[Amanda Mullen]

It's because nobody wants to fuck with the mentally ill. Troons like shmorky think the world is like an episode of Family Guy when they go outside and they expect to be assaulted by a gang of rednecks in a rusty old pickup truck for DARING TO BE THEM/THEY/XIRSELVES!! The reality is they're not worth the hassle.

Shmorky really pushed the boundaries of what was acceptable to do in buttfuck, Missouri. He would use women's dressing rooms in clothing stores which got him a lot of angry stares and backhanded comments. I'm amazed we never had any confrontations with mall security.

One time we were walking to a convenience store at night and a bunch of drunk dudes kept asking if they could try on his pink turtle neck. I honestly thought that was going to lead to him getting jumped, but they were just fooling around.

I forget if I mentioned this earlier, but one time an old cashier lady at Walmart asked if he was dressed the way he was for some kind of costume party and he cried the whole way home.

 

[TiggerNits]

I forget if I mentioned this earlier, but one time an old cashier lady at Walmart asked if he was dressed the way he was for some kind of costume party and he cried the whole way home.

That old lady owns bones

 

[Aquinas]

I honestly thought that was going to lead to him getting jumped, but they were just fooling around.

I can tell you right now, nobody is going to jump some random fucking twink, not unless you're in four teeth to a family of hills have eyes-esque inbreds south.

Or the hood.

 

[HG 400]

I forget if I mentioned this earlier, but one time an old cashier lady at Walmart asked if he was dressed the way he was for some kind of costume party and he cried the whole way home.

lmfao

 

[Piehole]

"Why do you insist on using gendered titles with me?"

i can imagine this So Fucking Perfectly in that voice and it's giving me suicidal thoughts.

Was there any other things that happened in public? Did people ever stare or take pics of him lol? Was he ever outspoken like...did he ever approach people and say things to them?
Also another question, do you know if Shmorky has Autism? (I don't mean that in a derogatory way) Because damn it really seems like it. Or at least like Aspergers or something...the man HAS to have some sort of social ineptivity.

 

[folandi]

I forget if I mentioned this earlier, but one time an old cashier lady at Walmart asked if he was dressed the way he was for some kind of costume party and he cried the whole way home.

this rules

 

[CatParty]

 

[glass_houses]

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Think he's working up to the shock revelation that he was kept permanently chained to a filthy mattress and pimped out to the entire city for $5 a fuck? And that the entire police department was in on it and they'd have a massive party every Saturday night, where they negotiated drug deals with the local Mafia in between gang banging him?

 

[Meowthkip]

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"I don't need help!" cries the man who desperately needs help.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

I thought it was kind of nice when Facebook started having banners at the top addressing you by name and asking how you are, suggesting you bring an umbrella for rain, hoping your evening or holiday is going well, et cetera. (if not a little reminiscent of certain technology dystopia stories) But of course Shmorky takes offense at that, jesus christ.

 

[Tanner Glass]

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"I don't want any trace of me anywhere ever"
*posts constantly on facebook nonstop*

 

[TiggerNits]

I like the pretty narcissists on Instagram, but I hate the ugly ones on facebook and twitter

 

[sourrascal]

Does Shmorky friend a lot of people on facebook? I randomly added him, and he accepted my friend request.

 

[Billy_Sama]

Does Shmorky friend a lot of people on facebook? I randomly added him, and he accepted my friend request.

He seems like ADF and just want people for the asspats.

 

[Digger]

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"I don't want any trace of me existing"

Well maybe try not posting shit like this to public webspaces for one.

 

[Count groudon]

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Wanting to completely cease your existence without leaving even a hint of a trace that you set foot on this earth seems like a pretty ironic wish for someone who seems to go out of his way to stand out as much as humanly possible no matter what situation he's in.

 

[AnOminous]

Wanting to completely cease your existence without leaving even a hint of a trace that you set foot on this earth seems like a pretty ironic wish for someone who seems to go out of his way to stand out as much as humanly possible no matter what situation he's in.

It's even more ironic as part of a prolonged "pay attention to MEEEEEEEEEE and give me asspats" whinefest.

 

[Bagronkleton]

So wait.. shmorkchops whinges for asspats then goes off on a wild hair expressing desire to be completely nonexistent?

If only being a maladjusted loony troon was a great way to avoid attention.

 

[Xerxes IX]

So wait.. shmorkchops whinges for asspats then goes off on a wild hair expressing desire to be completely nonexistent?

If only being a maladjusted loony troon was a great way to avoid attention.

Of course, now every asspatter will come out of the woodworks to tell him how wonderful he is and how much they appreciate his existence. Pity fishing for asspats is a favored tactic of troons and assorted SJ-leaning people, after all.

 

[CatParty]