Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AnOminous]

I trust that Nick knew what he was doing.

I'm saying that the cops always have their thumb on the scale.

Bossman Jack’s spelling and grammar by a small margin, hell, I’ve never seen BMJ accidentally paste “m0lesting” in a stream reschedule post like Nick did.

Bet he was using it as a password. Notorious Ambien addict John Walker "Brianna Wu" Flynt also did that at least once.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

this is because a medical education is very expensive to provide, because they have to do clinical stuff in real hospitals.
whereas a legal education is very cheap to provide, it's all about studying textbooks and writing stuff, barely any expenses beyond teachers salaries.

100% wrong.

 

[NadeND-001]

And there he goes.

more nick. give us more.

 

[AnOminous]

Yes. They are paying so they get to dictate conditions. They can limit his travel, demand he check in with them on a specific basis, etc

If he breaks the terms of their agreement they can ask to be releived of their bond, hunt him down, and turn him in

Point out where it says that in the agreement.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/state-of-minnesota-v-nicholas-rekieta-kayla-rekieta.191978/post-18477393

Also why would he pay $5,000 for the same conditions he could get for free? That would buy a lot of cocaine.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

more nick. give us more.

Now I'm sure he's drinking and doing cocaine. Because he is just as funny as he was doing those things.
I had a reverse laugh reading that one. My life is now more sorrowful. And the world's a worse place.

 

[SaltyFanta]

more nick. give us more.

People say Nick's unfunny, but Nick's hilarious, just not for the reasons he'd like.

 

[Zucotti Manicotti]

These Jokes would be better if he said them on stream.

 

[Brochacho]

i 100% believe Nick will try to keep the ball(do) rollin on having his wife + side piece, just be less conspicuous about it. He got a taste of having two bitches which will be hard for him to come back from, arguably more than the coke.

 

[DickSanchez]

I really have no clue what he is expecting if/when he goes live again. If he somehow thinks the entire universe isn't going to be in there shitting on him or trolling him, he is sadly mistaken. Even his "best bros" now are just content farming him for clicks.

Thanks to a combination of his coke fueled poor judgement and the support he's receiving from his balldowashers he may actually perceive that he can make a swift comeback. Which for us will be pure entertainment gold.

His addiction was born from a mid life crisis. I have a feeling though that Kayla was the catalyst and not an innocent woman dragged into drugs by her husband.

Rekieta is a cuck, which means he's weak in character so yeah I agree that Kayla is probably the primary influence in his cuckery. As for the drug use, I think it was Nicks way to cope with the cuckery and the overall realization that his life was a lie. He married a whore who wants strange dick all the time and he of course hating himself for not being a man and setting the boundary. Add in that he probably enjoyed it at certain moments, hated it at other moments and it eventually led him into a complete hedonistic mindset, the place where he is now.

I'd also work out a way to arrange for Mommie and daddy to buy out Kayla so I could ditch her and the brats. Moving the fuck out of Minnesota and to some place more to my tastes.

Or Nick could hire JF Gariepy to 'solve his family issues' thus making him a free man to travel the world wearing the balldo and having orgies full of cokeNcuckery.

Yeah whatever happens the Balldo's are done in that town.
They're fucking Pariahs.
They're never gonna live it down.

True, Nick and Kayla spent time frequenting places like 'Pure Pleasure' for random stranger hookups so I wouldn't put it past them to have visited glory holes, picked up strangers at bars or even tried hooking up with folks in their church. I'm sure the pastor started hearing the rumors and reports and finally had enough of it. Not to mention their own family was already getting sick of their shit. So spot on, they are DONE in that town!

 

[Potatoherder]

i 100% believe Nick will try to keep the ball(do) rollin on having his wife + side piece, just be less conspicuous about it. He got a taste of having two bitches which will be hard for him to come back from, arguably more than the coke.

Nick needs to brag about it because of his ego. He will push it as being 'normal' these days and only incel prudes are against swinging and cuckoldry. His internet friends are already pushing that narrative.

 

[Oxous]

more nick. give us more.

No way he isn't going to crack on stream if he already can't help himself from making pig jokes.

 

[Karen]

Show us the house, Nick.

 

[Not Even Twice]

I see he enjoyed being stepped on by women even back then.

 

[Where There's Smoke]

One thing I'll say about Nick is that he makes a way better comedian than lawyer, I haven't stopped laughing since he got arrested.

 

[holyhandgrenade]

The funniest thing is he replied to the same message two different ways. I didn't expect a repeat of animesuckscopeandsneed so soon but please continue balldo.

 

[TurdThrower]

In Nick's case, the goal is transparent. He's trying to get April off the hook as quickly as possible. Whether this was some sort of twisted chivalry or simply not wanting to talk about his bedroom arrangements to the cops is irrelevant.

I think that the reason he wanted blame off of April was to get her out of trouble so that she would have no need to talk.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

These Jokes would be better if he said them on stream.

It's no secret that people come to the website for a good laugh. We love comedy! Imagine how hard he'd embarass Null (autistic, unfunny), PPP (fat, unfunny), Warski (Retarded, unfunny), RAT lawtubers (FUCKING WRONG, unfunny) and all of us here in his thread (obsessed weirdos, unfunny) by just stomping in and laying down some sick humor.

Id be so ashamed of my stupid attempts at humor if he did that, holy shit. I'd go on twitter and talk about how cool it is to drink and do drugs all the time. I'd even call you all a bunch of dummies!

 

[Vibralldo]

These Jokes would be better if he said them on stream.

And followed by a classic bottle lick

Why waste his bail by not drinking? He's had a rough couple weeks and deserves a drink!

 

[Harvey Danger]

And there he goes.

At long last, I get the Denny's joke. Took a bit of doing, but I feel it was all worth it in the end.

 

[Butwhythough2]

Petition signed, now excuse me while I go buy the econosized box of pop corn while we wait for the courts approval.

Also Nick has had a hard week, it's Friday and it's 5 o'clock somewhere, have a drink big guy and maybe a line. The stress will just melt away.