Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Tanuki Mixed Nuts]

With Rekieta on the mind I have started a new Elden Ring character in his name.
The loathsome Bottle Licker.

 

[Fully Eshay Skits Bruh V4]

Keep drinking Nick, let the nectar of the gods consume you. Let the kino spill out, and keep lashing out at your haters, your only true and honest friend is Ethan Ralph of the KILLLLLLLSTREAM BABY!

POV: Nick dropping off his oldest.

 

[MechanicusAdmin]

Nick didn't like that.

EDIT : I'm way too slow.

 

[PositiveHatred]

With Rekieta on the mind I have started a new Elden Ring character in his name.
The loathsome Bottle Licker.

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He definitely can't be an INT or FAITH build

 

[Chirping Smoke Detector]

Well, it’s 11:00pm CST. I don’t think he’s gonna get those locals streams done.

 

[holyhandgrenade]

I am still baffled that no one has taken his phone and his computer and replaced them with a pay as you go flip phone. No one is bothering to try to help him not even his own parents. Really shows you what turning into a crack head and neglecting your kids gets you.

 

[Peaches the Wonder Cat]

Well, it’s 11:00pm CST. I don’t think he’s gonna get those locals streams done.

Night's still young, dude! My man NICK can come on and give us one hell of a legal opinion on the Trump conviction, or Greer v. Moon. He could do it in his sleep.

He may need a little help to stay awake, but stimulants are safe.

 

[Retink Retunk]

Well, it’s 11:00pm CST. I don’t think he’s gonna get those locals streams done.

No way, that's unlike hard working family man Nick Rekieta whose streams I'm catching up on after falling two years behind.

 

[Ibanez RG 350EX]

I am still baffled that no one has taken his phone and his computer and replaced them with a pay as you go flip phone. No one is bothering to try to help him not even his own parents. Really shows you what turning into a crack head and neglecting your kids gets you.

The dude is in his 40s and at least at one point was making really good money. I don't think his parents are in a position to take his phone and police his Internet usage.

 

[AnOminous]

He’s tweeting like it’s a standup bit. A bad one.

The only thing he said there that's funny is that we're laughing at him shitting himself out of "genuine" concern for him. At this point, I hope he fails even harder.

 

[Butt_Pouncer]

He just doesnt quit,95% chance he's lurking here. Go on Nick take another drink, it's Friday and you've earned it. Fire up a stream!

 

[Niggernerd]

I doubt nicks gonna do those streams. He's "dumping" the collection down the "drain" as we speak

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

The dude is in his 40s and at least at one point was making really good money. I don't think his parents are in a position to take his phone and police his Internet usage.

all of his money for the past two years came from his grandpa, ricky wasn't make shit.

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

Keep drinking Nick! And hop on stream while you're at it. You show these Kiwi Karens and that dumb whore judge that you have nothing to fear! and remember, the charges and the kids are temporary, the liquor is forever.

 

[A Cardboard Box]

He’s tweeting like it’s a standup bit. A bad one.

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He's 100% blasted on coke while typing this.

 

[Sheryl Nome]

Theory- did Big Daddy Warbucks Rekieta buy Nick and Kayla a bigger, better house around the block from their home? Maybe? Could Big Daddy Warbucks be pissed off that Nick has been desecratring HIS house with blow and degenerate sex with the Imholtes while their kids start to go feral? Have the Rekietas been forced to retreat back to the smaller house they bought in 2009? Maybe?

What is the Trust/Big Daddy Warbucks going to do with that big house that's gone up an estimated 200k in value since 2018 now that his no-good disgrace of a son and daughter-in-law are in hot water? I'd keep an eye on MLS and see if it goes on the market in the next few months.

No, it's very normal for people with money to put their home and other assets into a trust to protect them, and sometimes use this to obfusicate ownership. It probably wasn't grandpa.

Nick was also trying to probably limit dox opportunities

 

[Not Even Twice]

I don't know if he's super wasted, but he is definitely very very mad at the Internet.

 

[Friendly Potato]

Nick, fire up a stream. Just think how easy it would be to own all the ill-informed losers and look like an absolute boss right now! You'd make them all look so dumb; it would be glorious!

 

[Mushroom King]

He just doesnt quit,95% chance he's lurking here. Go on Nick take another drink, it's Friday and you've earned it. Fire up a stream!

He didn't quit, it's why they didn't flush the cocaine. 'But there's so much of it, maybe they won't check the bedroom, maybe it's not that bad.' Nick is snorting the door jamb coke stash and sippin big on rum while his wife sits sober. 'I need this to do a show, Kayla.'

 

[LtGeneralHorsetrash]

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he speaks!

tl;dr - everyone is blowing this out of proportion and knows nothing.

Your advice to stop talking is worthless (Not a legal statement, this is a joke)

Genius legal tactics from the mind behind "I said he was PROBABLY a pedophile" and "in minecraft"